Things people do while using their their pcs

swingking · 22-09-2007 11:10PM #1

I work for a well known pc repair company and a funny but disgusing incident happened while repairing a customers laptop.

I opened the screen to find a massive pile of pubes on the keyboard. On the computer itself was a LOT of porn

Needless to say I wanted to throw up

Why the fuuk do people **** off while watching porn on their computer and if so why do you need the repair guys to see the result.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 22-09-2007 11:14PM

Why the fuuk do people **** off while watching porn on their compute

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I'm sorry, I don't understand the question

Winters · 22-09-2007 11:14PM

There is always a large amount of hair that gets collected in the keyboard, it is not necessarly pubes as you state. A lot of it is hair from your head or just general hair/dust etc. You get it on all laptops that are used on a regular basis.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 22-09-2007 11:18PM

!!!!

I just remembered where I can find some weed!

is it worth taking the keyboard apart though

swingking · 22-09-2007 11:18PM

we're talking a massive pile of short curly hair

star-pants · 22-09-2007 11:24PM

if this is true... that is SOOOOO disguisting.... like.. even if that's what you do --fairnuff, each to their own... you don't .. not .. give it a once over clean before giving it to someone... thats soooo gross!

Winters · 22-09-2007 11:25PM

You have obviously never tipped over a keyboard in college and shaked it out. Lots of short curly hair, dust and other things drop out. And I dont think people sit there spanking the monkey in the middle of a packed computer lab.

Mordeth, Its worth a try. You never know ... it could be an emergency supply ^_^

Dave! · 22-09-2007 11:31PM

swingking wrote:

we're talking a massive pile of short curly hair

http://z.about.com/d/mensfashion/1/0/r/P/JT.jpg

generalmiaow · 23-09-2007 12:07AM

swingking wrote:

Why the fuuk do people **** off while watching porn on their computer

It works better than printing all the frames individually and taking them to bed.

TPD · 23-09-2007 12:12AM

generalmiaow wrote:

It works better than printing all the frames individually and taking them to bed.

Speaking from experience?

Mint Sauce · 23-09-2007 12:15AM

its better than having a cup of tea, prehaps more messy though

Tar.Aldarion · 23-09-2007 12:17AM

It keeps me warm while I am at it.

RoyalMarine · 23-09-2007 12:21AM

i always find hair on my keyboard.
its because i have lots of hair on my head and on my arms.

im usually careful when it comes to keeping the old pubes at bay from the keys.
but its nasty when you see public computers that are riddled with them.

generalmiaow · 23-09-2007 01:08AM

TPD wrote:

Speaking from experience?

all that wasted ink...

not really, although I do know from fixing my friends' mp3/video players that some of them go to the trouble of transcoding their porn to some native low-res format so that they can bring it with them!

AlmightyCushion · 23-09-2007 02:13AM

generalmiaow wrote:

all that wasted ink...

not really, although I do know from fixing my friends' mp3/video players that some of them go to the trouble of transcoding their porn to some native low-res format so that they can bring it with them!

Well if you need to whack a quick one out on the bus to work, sure why not.

23-09-2007 02:45AM

At this moment I am on my carpeted floor stretching my legs, partly under a low table where my laptop sits. I have long legs and stretch a lot and am very flexible as a result.

zaadee · 23-09-2007 08:36AM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

It keeps me warm while I am at it.

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Dakeyras · 23-09-2007 08:41AM

swingking wrote:

Why the fuuk do people **** off while watching porn on their computer and if so why do you need the repair guys to see the result.

lmao, why do they? the internet has spread hard core porn far and wide, and ppl dont need repair guys to see it. they alas have no idea they ever will see it

Gaz · 23-09-2007 09:09AM

Most likely just body hair , think about it , i dont pull the pubes off myself when im making some baby gravy ... do you ?

Dakeyras · 23-09-2007 09:44AM

lets all step away from the physco..

Wertz · 23-09-2007 12:01PM

Mordeth wrote:

!!!!

I just remembered where I can find some weed!

is it worth taking the keyboard apart though

If you even had to ask then you have already failed...

Ciaran500 · 23-09-2007 12:08PM

Wertz wrote:

If you even had to ask then you have already failed...

I don't know, like someone said its always wise to have a backup just incase you ever run out.:eek:

Reku · 24-09-2007 09:51AM

Winters wrote:

And I dont think people sit there spanking the monkey in the middle of a packed computer lab.

There are rumours about an individual in a certain lab in a certain college... never went near that lab again after hearing about him...:(

rainbow kirby · 24-09-2007 10:35AM

Oh god, you've heard of Question Boy in lab Science G15 in UCD?

Victor · 24-09-2007 11:09AM

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

At this moment I am on my carpeted floor stretching my legs, partly under a low table where my laptop sits. I have long legs and stretch a lot and am very flexible as a result.

But what are you wearing?

justsomebloke · 24-09-2007 12:32PM

swingking wrote:

On the computer itself was a LOT of porn

Just as a matter of interest why where you going through his personal files?

So the question is what is worse. some guy **** at his computer or somebody else going through your personal files on your computer when they should be fixing it?

SimpleSam06 · 24-09-2007 12:41PM

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

At this moment I am on my carpeted floor stretching my legs, partly under a low table where my laptop sits. I have long legs and stretch a lot and am very flexible as a result.

Pix pls.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 24-09-2007 12:43PM

I looked at porn in a computer lab in a college once, it was emtpy apart from myself but still.. only time in my life I've wondered if having a boner was innapropriate.

Reku · 24-09-2007 12:59PM

rainbow kirby wrote:

Oh god, you've heard of Question Boy in lab Science G15 in UCD?

Actually it was someone in DCU... :eek: oh dear! They're spreading!!!!

rainbow kirby · 24-09-2007 01:23PM

This was a few years ago, but there's still a computer in that lab which is off-limits to those who know about what transpired there one lunchtime about 3-4 years ago...

JIZZLORD · 24-09-2007 01:30PM

i have yet to see someone watching porn in a computer lab, everyones's to busy using up all the valuable computers watching youtube and trying to find proxies to visit bebo

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