Things people do while using their their pcs

swingking

I work for a well known pc repair company and a funny but disgusing incident happened while repairing a customers laptop.

I opened the screen to find a massive pile of pubes on the keyboard. On the computer itself was a LOT of porn

Needless to say I wanted to throw up

Why the fuuk do people **** off while watching porn on their computer and if so why do you need the repair guys to see the result.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Why the fuuk do people **** off while watching porn on their compute

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I'm sorry, I don't understand the question

Winters

There is always a large amount of hair that gets collected in the keyboard, it is not necessarly pubes as you state. A lot of it is hair from your head or just general hair/dust etc. You get it on all laptops that are used on a regular basis.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

!!!!

I just remembered where I can find some weed!

is it worth taking the keyboard apart though

swingking

we're talking a massive pile of short curly hair

star-pants

if this is true... that is SOOOOO disguisting.... like.. even if that's what you do --fairnuff, each to their own... you don't .. not .. give it a once over clean before giving it to someone... thats soooo gross!

Winters

You have obviously never tipped over a keyboard in college and shaked it out. Lots of short curly hair, dust and other things drop out. And I dont think people sit there spanking the monkey in the middle of a packed computer lab.

Mordeth, Its worth a try. You never know ... it could be an emergency supply ^_^

Dave!

swingking wrote:

we're talking a massive pile of short curly hair

http://z.about.com/d/mensfashion/1/0/r/P/JT.jpg

generalmiaow

swingking wrote:

Why the fuuk do people **** off while watching porn on their computer

It works better than printing all the frames individually and taking them to bed.

TPD

generalmiaow wrote:

It works better than printing all the frames individually and taking them to bed.

Speaking from experience?

Mint Sauce

its better than having a cup of tea, prehaps more messy though

Tar.Aldarion

It keeps me warm while I am at it.

RoyalMarine

i always find hair on my keyboard.
its because i have lots of hair on my head and on my arms.

im usually careful when it comes to keeping the old pubes at bay from the keys.
but its nasty when you see public computers that are riddled with them.

generalmiaow

TPD wrote:

Speaking from experience?

all that wasted ink...

not really, although I do know from fixing my friends' mp3/video players that some of them go to the trouble of transcoding their porn to some native low-res format so that they can bring it with them!

AlmightyCushion

generalmiaow wrote:

all that wasted ink...

not really, although I do know from fixing my friends' mp3/video players that some of them go to the trouble of transcoding their porn to some native low-res format so that they can bring it with them!

Well if you need to whack a quick one out on the bus to work, sure why not.

Black Swan

At this moment I am on my carpeted floor stretching my legs, partly under a low table where my laptop sits. I have long legs and stretch a lot and am very flexible as a result.

zaadee

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

It keeps me warm while I am at it.

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Dakeyras

swingking wrote:

Why the fuuk do people **** off while watching porn on their computer and if so why do you need the repair guys to see the result.

lmao, why do they? the internet has spread hard core porn far and wide, and ppl dont need repair guys to see it. they alas have no idea they ever will see it

Gaz

Most likely just body hair , think about it , i dont pull the pubes off myself when im making some baby gravy ... do you ?

Dakeyras

lets all step away from the physco..

Wertz

Mordeth wrote:

!!!!

I just remembered where I can find some weed!

is it worth taking the keyboard apart though

If you even had to ask then you have already failed...

Ciaran500

Wertz wrote:

If you even had to ask then you have already failed...

I don't know, like someone said its always wise to have a backup just incase you ever run out.:eek:

Reku

Winters wrote:

And I dont think people sit there spanking the monkey in the middle of a packed computer lab.

There are rumours about an individual in a certain lab in a certain college... never went near that lab again after hearing about him...:(

rainbow kirby

Oh god, you've heard of Question Boy in lab Science G15 in UCD?

Victor

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

At this moment I am on my carpeted floor stretching my legs, partly under a low table where my laptop sits. I have long legs and stretch a lot and am very flexible as a result.

But what are you wearing?

justsomebloke

swingking wrote:

On the computer itself was a LOT of porn

Just as a matter of interest why where you going through his personal files?

So the question is what is worse. some guy **** at his computer or somebody else going through your personal files on your computer when they should be fixing it?

SimpleSam06

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

At this moment I am on my carpeted floor stretching my legs, partly under a low table where my laptop sits. I have long legs and stretch a lot and am very flexible as a result.

Pix pls.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

I looked at porn in a computer lab in a college once, it was emtpy apart from myself but still.. only time in my life I've wondered if having a boner was innapropriate.

Reku

rainbow kirby wrote:

Oh god, you've heard of Question Boy in lab Science G15 in UCD?

Actually it was someone in DCU... :eek: oh dear! They're spreading!!!!

rainbow kirby

This was a few years ago, but there's still a computer in that lab which is off-limits to those who know about what transpired there one lunchtime about 3-4 years ago...

JIZZLORD

i have yet to see someone watching porn in a computer lab, everyones's to busy using up all the valuable computers watching youtube and trying to find proxies to visit bebo

Dakeyras

Dakeyras wrote:

lets all step away from the physco..

I would but I don't know what a "physco" is...

TerrorFirmer

rainbow kirby wrote:

This was a few years ago, but there's still a computer in that lab which is off-limits to those who know about what transpired there one lunchtime about 3-4 years ago...

Enough with the suspence already....what happened!

The_Minister

I find it HIGHLY unlikely that pubes would end up in the keyboard this way. Think of the position that the laptop would have to be in.

cance

The_Minister wrote:

I find it HIGHLY unlikely that pubes would end up in the keyboard this way. Think of the position that the laptop would have to be in.

well if that is the case, i hope the laptop came fitted with a "spill tray".

:eek:

rainbow kirby

HavoK wrote:

Enough with the suspence already....what happened!

Socially inept 1st year faps to pr0n in a crowded computer lab at lunchtime.

Stephen

Sounds like a clever guy, did he get his degree in the end?

rainbow kirby

Nope, he's still there... don't think he's ever got past 1st or 2nd year.

Mint Sauce

cance wrote:

well if that is the case, i hope the laptop came fitted with a "spill tray".

:eek:

or was easily cleaned with a damp cloth

pretty-in-pink

Darth Homer wrote:

Most likely just body hair , think about it , i dont pull the pubes off myself when im making some baby gravy ... do you ?

baby gravy.....lol

how you could get stuff into your comp is beyond me, my baby lives on my table- a good foot above my legs.

Modeth- want a hand looking?

DavyD_83

rainbow kirby wrote:

Socially inept 1st year faps to pr0n in a crowded computer lab at lunchtime.

I've heard tales about this lad (presume its same guy:rolleyes:, n it was about that time). Rumour has it he was kicked out by services twice in one day cos of it.

pretty-in-pink

I sense an urban legend,we had one of those pr0n guys in my college too.and of course the copulating couples.

edit: 2 for silly typos

Terry

pretty-in-pink wrote:

I sense an urban legend,we had one of those pr0n guys in my college too.and of course the copulating couples.

edit: 2 for silly typos

I wouldn't think so.

I knocked one out in school once and we didn't have computers back then.

I know a few others who did the same, although one guy just jacks off everywhere.

Overheal

Mordeth wrote:

!!!!

I just remembered where I can find some weed!

is it worth taking the keyboard apart though

oh man... i am stitches. Best post of the week.

(yeah - keyboards can handle it. get a small flathead screwdriver and start prying.)

And I dont think people sit there spanking the monkey in the middle of a packed computer lab.

an 11 year old me and a public library.... oh man. I was modest about it ill say that much.

One less skeleton in the closet. bleh.

pretty-in-pink

Overheal wrote:

an 11 year old me and a public library.... oh man. I was modest about it ill say that much.

One less skeleton in the closet. bleh.

Ha, glad I'm not the only person who froliced in the library, although I was somewhat older, and I had someone to play with

Terryl wrote:

I knocked one out in school once and we didn't have computers back then.

aye, suppose, I could say stuff bout some of the girls in my sec. school, but I'm pretty sure I'd get into trouble if I did