Peach Sh1t Roll

Terry · 14-09-2007 10:52PM

Peach

Kemos, read the warning at the top of every single forum regarding certain events.

JIZZLORD · 14-09-2007 11:13PM

Peach

white, i just steal it from college

Jesus Wept · 15-09-2007 12:04AM

Peach

Rhyme wrote:

Yeah, someone i know was laughed at in India for eating with both of his hands. He copped on when another patron of the restaurant spoke a few words in his ear.

He should of laughed at them for wiping their ass with their hand. :eek:

JIZZLORD wrote:

white, i just steal it from college

yea those industrial sized rolls will give you a high SPR (sh1ts per roll).

marco murphy · 15-09-2007 12:06AM

Peach

The-Rigger wrote:

He should of laughed at them for wiping their ass with their hand. :eek:

Precisely!! LOL

On a serious note, does anyone carry tissue in the arse pocket?

I've never been caught out, but I know plenty of people that took a dump and looked around to find nothing.

However, I don't know whether they resorted to the indian, hand wipe method.

yea those industrial sized rolls will give you a high SPR (sh1ts per roll).

Gives you high case of red arse also but

billy the squid · 15-09-2007 01:03AM

http://www.giftmonger.com/acatalog/Renova_Black_Toilet_Paper.html#a1375

marco murphy · 15-09-2007 01:04AM

Peach

billy the squid wrote:

http://www.giftmonger.com/acatalog/Renova_Black_Toilet_Paper.html#a1375

LOL Skid Marks for the rest of your life

Jesus Wept · 15-09-2007 01:51AM

Peach

The poo would look very stylish on those black toilet rolls.

Dalfiatach · 15-09-2007 01:54AM

Peach

Rhyme wrote:

Yeah, someone i know was laughed at in India for eating with both of his hands. He copped on when another patron of the restaurant spoke a few words in his ear.

Arabic & Islamic countries are the same. Managed to offend many Moroccans before someone explained it to me :rolleyes:

And on topic : Cheap Dunnes 69c-for-4 white bogroll FTW.

15-09-2007 01:57AM

From AH to TP. Must be Friday night.

Jesus Wept · 15-09-2007 03:01AM

Peach

Dalfiatach wrote:

Arabic & Islamic countries are the same. Managed to offend many Moroccans before someone explained it to me :rolleyes:

And on topic : Cheap Dunnes 69c-for-4 white bogroll FTW.

hmm, why do they charge €2.30 for 12? Shower.

phasers · 15-09-2007 08:52AM

brown

but sometimes we push the boat out and get that blue petrol station stuff

philstar · 15-09-2007 11:17AM

i was told by me GP, not to use coloured toilet paper as the dye in it could cause irritation to the sensitive skin of the anus and thus may result in an itchy hole

so there you go.....buy white and you'll be alright!!

Jesus Wept · 15-09-2007 05:34PM

Peach

philstar wrote:

i was told by me GP, not to use coloured toilet paper as the dye in it could cause irritation to the sensitive skin of the anus and thus may result in an itchy hole

so there you go.....buy white and you'll be alright!!

Is that the technical term.

Flashraziel · 15-09-2007 08:22PM

I really don't care about the colour at all anymore. Once after a heavy night drinking I had to use a copy of the Beano. After that colour is the least of my worries

RoyalMarine · 15-09-2007 08:58PM

Peach

Flashraziel wrote:

I really don't care about the colour at all anymore. Once after a heavy night drinking I had to use a copy of the Beano. After that colour is the least of my worries

stung to use a playboy years ago in school.

Dennis the Stone · 15-09-2007 09:02PM

Or what about the nutella approach? Patented in student accomodation in Cork. It basically involves using slices of bread.

McSandwich · 16-09-2007 12:49AM

Peach

I wonder why bog roll manufacturers go to the bother of bleaching the stuff white or dying it peach when it ends up covered in 5hit in a sewer (same with nappies etc...) Why not just keep it's natural colour? whatever that is.

Terry · 16-09-2007 01:18AM

Peach

Aesthitics. Simple as that.

2 stroke · 16-09-2007 01:25AM

Colour is irrevalant method is everything. Stand in front of dispenser, reach through and pull until brown stripe disapears.

McSandwich · 16-09-2007 01:49AM

Peach

2 stroke wrote:

Colour is irrevalant method is everything. Stand in front of dispenser, reach through and pull until brown stripe disapears.

On a bad day that could take a full roll and four flushes... I'd hate to be Sheryl Crowe after 10 pints of Guinness!

Pythia · 16-09-2007 11:34AM

Peach

White. The bathroom is white. Boyfriend bought peach the other day though. Was a bit suprised tbh.

Mr. CooL ICE · 16-09-2007 11:37AM

Peach

Going for the value stuff? Disgraceful.

IMO, the more you spend on your toilet paper, the more you value your arse. I value my arse a lot. Its what I sit on for most of the day

philstar · 16-09-2007 12:15PM

LordChessington wrote:

I value my arse a lot. Its what I sit on for most of the day

and speak through

hee hee

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