Peach Sh1t Roll

marco murphy · 14-09-2007 01:09PM #1

Who here buys Peach Toilet Roll I cant understand why.

With the white you know where you stand

Dennis the Stone · 14-09-2007 01:10PM

Sometimes you need a touch of class that only peach role can provide

John Mason · 14-09-2007 01:11PM

white but at christmas,i buy some with little reindeers and santa

joe_chicken · 14-09-2007 01:14PM

I only ever look at it after I've wiped... so no idea.

Rob_l · 14-09-2007 01:21PM

Peach

I only ever buy pink toilet roll

monkeyfudge · 14-09-2007 01:25PM

Black for me.

I like to live life on the edge!

Mossy Monk · 14-09-2007 01:28PM

Other O_O

I think I buy peach. Not sure though.

Terry · 14-09-2007 01:30PM

Peach

People buy different colours to match the tiles in their bathroom.
Seriously. I've tiled bathrooms and had people ask me what colour toilet paper I think would match the tiles.

Dave! · 14-09-2007 01:33PM

This sure is a sh*tty thread............................

Yeah I'll get my coat

jester77 · 14-09-2007 01:35PM

bidet ftw!

Kintarō Hattori · 14-09-2007 01:36PM

Peach

Tesco Value Toilet Paper All The Way- and that only comes in one colour. Seriously, your wiping your botty with paper, I never understand the need to have that velvety soft paper only to flush it away.

jester77 wrote:

bidet ftw!

I'd love one, but you don't find many in modern apartments!

Rob_l · 14-09-2007 01:37PM

Peach

eo980 wrote:

Tesco Value Toilet Paper All The Way- and that only comes in one colour. Seriously, your wiping your botty with paper, I never understand the need to have that velvety soft paper only to flush it away.

My ass is sensitive that razor paper also known as tesco value makes my ass cry red tears

Dave! · 14-09-2007 01:39PM

eo980 wrote:

Tesco Value Toilet Paper All The Way- and that only comes in one colour. Seriously, your wiping your botty with paper, I never understand the need to have that velvety soft paper only to flush it away.

I'd love one, but you don't find many in modern apartments!

Well some paper hurts! I wouldn't pay top dollar, but bargain basement bog-roll leaves your bottom burning (or bleeding!).

That alliteration came to me straight away

Its very good.

_blank_ · 14-09-2007 01:39PM

Peach

Sandpaper ftw.

Nevyn · 14-09-2007 01:41PM

joe_chicken wrote:

I only ever look at it after I've wiped... so no idea.

Then how do you know your arse is clean ?

Seriously did yore ma not teach you to wipe, wipe, wipe and check to see if the
tissue is clean cos then you know your clean ?

Jayus if you don't you must have constant skidmarks.
Seriously it is one of the top 3 things stop you getting a blowjob.

marco murphy · 14-09-2007 01:56PM

Peach

Brillo Pads anyone?

Seriously, your wiping your botty with paper, I never understand the need to have that velvety soft paper only to flush it away.

Well theres nothing worse than wipin your hole with say industrial bulk pack toilet roll. So the need for velvetty feeling is paramount.

_blank_ · 14-09-2007 01:59PM

Peach

Thaedydal wrote:

Then how do you know your arse is clean ?

Seriously did yore ma not teach you to wipe, wipe, wipe and check to see if the
tissue is clean cos then you know your clean ?

Jayus if you don't you must have constant skidmarks.
Seriously it is one of the top 3 things stop you getting a blowjob.

Er, he said he looked at it AFTER he wiped.

joe_chicken · 14-09-2007 02:04PM

Thaedydal wrote:

Jayus if you don't you must have constant skidmarks.

I likes me skidmarks.

Seriously though, how can you get confused from what is being wiped and the colour "peach", there must be some strange coloured shìts floating around.

Schism · 14-09-2007 02:04PM

Peach

Theres nothing wrong with a bit of luxury in the toilet paper department. I think its just cheap getting sandpaperesque* bog roll

*I declare this to be a new word.

AlmightyCushion · 14-09-2007 02:13PM

DesF wrote:

Sandpaper ftw.

Your own hand ftw. Gotta protect those trees.

_blank_ · 14-09-2007 02:25PM

Peach

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Your own hand ftw. Gotta protect those trees.

True story.

I used to be in the scouts, many years ago.

We went for an aul camp in England one summer, and one fella caught a dose of the trots.

He was also the 'chef' for the weekend.

There was no bogroll available so he used his hand to remove the debris from his explosion from his person.

Needless to say, none of us ate that evening.

Terry · 14-09-2007 02:34PM

Peach

DesF wrote:

True story.

I used to be in the scouts, many years ago.

We went for an aul camp in England one summer, and one fella caught a dose of the trots.

He was also the 'chef' for the weekend.

There was no bogroll available so he used his hand to remove the debris from his explosion from his person.

Needless to say, none of us ate that evening.

That reminds me of a jamboree I was at once.

One of the lads took a dump near our tent and the scout master went mad. He was told to move the poop.

He used a shovel and latrer that night the scout master cooked some rashers on it.

AlmightyCushion · 14-09-2007 02:35PM

Terry wrote:

That reminds me of a jamboree I was at once.

One of the lads took a dump near our tent and the scout master went mad. He was told to move the poop.

He used a shovel and latrer that night the scout master cooked some rashers on it.

Pootastic.

marco murphy · 14-09-2007 02:38PM

Peach

Seriously it is one of the top 3 things stop you getting a blowjob.

Out of curiousity whats the other two?

admiralofthefleet · 14-09-2007 02:38PM

i only ever use that tesco value stuff, im not spending €12 on something thats only going to be used to clean my panda's eye

AlmightyCushion · 14-09-2007 02:40PM

Poblachtach wrote:

Out of curiousity whats the other two?

having no penis I would assume takes the top spot, with the other person having no mouth coming in a close second.

biko · 14-09-2007 02:40PM

Real men use sandpaper

AlmightyCushion · 14-09-2007 02:41PM

biko wrote:

Real men use sandpaper

So what do you use biko?

6th · 14-09-2007 02:42PM

Peach

True story: I know a guy who, when at a house party, noticed there was know roll so he used some sheets from a box of Bounce .... Blood&Blisters baby ... Blood&Blisters!

Ruu_Old · 14-09-2007 02:45PM

ChchchCharminnnn!

funk-you · 14-09-2007 02:50PM

Peach

I used to have a room-mate who'd keep a Northside people beside the toilet just in case. Same guy used his socks a couple of times.

Nice bloke but i'd never let him make me a sandwich.

-Funk

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