What AH user has the highest-est IQ?

#1 · 03-09-2007 02:47AM #1

The most incisive mind, the most searing wit, the wisest use of "yore ma" etc etc?

Just wondering.

Feel free to speculate, in the absence of facts.

Me: I have a certificate from a very reputable online institution that states that my intelligence is so high that I broke their on-line test. It's framed and on my sitting room wall to impress visitors. I only had to pay $100 for it. Bahr-gain!

Time Magazine · 03-09-2007 02:49AM

Pighead.

And yore ma.

simu · 03-09-2007 02:53AM

My ma would pwn Pighead at chess tbh.

Jesus Wept · 03-09-2007 02:57AM

IQ tests are my arse.

Overheal · 03-09-2007 05:01AM

people that take IQ tests after schooling are just stuck up /=| I had considered getting retested after having been marked as excpetional in a missing result from back when I was 5 and lived in Seattle but I have now thought it best to leave it alone.. Im sure summertime doses of weed and weekly doses of alcohol has set me straight.

The only other reason i might think of is for a genius grant or something but im definitely too lazy for one of those.

03-09-2007 08:29AM

Cloud?

Reku · 03-09-2007 08:44AM

simu wrote:

The most incisive mind, the most searing wit, the wisest use of "yore ma" etc etc?

Just wondering.

Feel free to speculate, in the absence of facts.

Me: I have a certificate from a very reputable online institution that states that my intelligence is so high that I broke their on-line test. It's framed and on my sitting room wall to impress visitors. I only had to pay $100 for it. Bahr-gain!

Fool! For $200 you could've got a full degree!:p

Though I tend to score quite well in them (and aptitude tests in general) I don't put too much faith in IQ tests as I know people who have high IQ's and yet are the biggest twits I've ever met. Then there's the whole thing of why there isn't a universal IQ test, the max score seems to vary depending on the country the IQ test is from.

pid() · 03-09-2007 08:55AM

Attempting to measure intelligence accurately is like trying to go for a swim in a toilet. It just doesn't work.

Pighead · 03-09-2007 09:00AM

The cleverest on boards is without doubt that Corinthian bloke. The fcukers got brains to burn. Would absolutely hate to get into an argument with him because no matter what the argument was, he'd be right and he'd make you look like a wally.

Read in a book once though that people with massive brains have tiny todgers so its not all bad.

03-09-2007 09:29AM

Pighead wrote:

Read in a book once though that people with massive brains have tiny todgers so its not all bad.

It's not how big it is, it's how you use it!

Just look at all the "bottom rungers" who win "mastermind"

¬_¬ · 03-09-2007 03:03PM

pid() wrote:

Attempting to measure intelligence accurately is like trying to go for a swim in a toilet. It just doesn't work.

No, but you can easily spot a retard if they try either.

humanji · 03-09-2007 03:43PM

Bah, IQ tests are a load of rubbish. They guage how well you can do certain types of puzzles and are completely useless now that they no longer show the Krypton Factor.

MooseJam · 03-09-2007 03:49PM

I've scored 185 on an IQ test, think that makes me the brainiest of the lot of ye

Ruu_Old · 03-09-2007 03:53PM

"Big deal, my IQ is 280."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJJMdOr5WYA

Anti · 03-09-2007 03:54PM

Well im in mensa

¬_¬ · 03-09-2007 03:55PM

hah. mensa sucker.

Ruu_Old · 03-09-2007 03:57PM

Anti wrote:

Well im in mensa

You can get in with 12 tokens from the back of the Weetabix box.

Anti · 03-09-2007 03:58PM

Ruu wrote:

You can get in with 12 tokens from the back of the Weetabix box.

I thought it said 24

I ate nothing but weetabix for 2 whole weeks

Kimbot · 03-09-2007 03:58PM

Ruu wrote:

You can get in with 12 tokens from the back of the Weetabix box.

Only 6 when you provide your boards username!!

Gazza22 · 03-09-2007 03:58PM

AH? IQ?

Vegeta · 03-09-2007 04:02PM

if I had to guess i'd say Tar or Ruu would score pretty highly.

The dudes seems to post everywhere in every forum and know something about everything

Tar.Aldarion · 03-09-2007 04:05PM

MooseJam wrote:

I've scored 185 on an IQ test, think that makes me the brainiest of the lot of ye

You would think that wouldn't you...

If test the nation counts, I beat all of Britain(and NI), take that simu and your precious framing. ;-p

biko · 03-09-2007 04:05PM

Well it's not me that's for sure *stares into space*

Crumble Froo · 03-09-2007 04:07PM

heh, i remember doing my DATs in 5th/6th year in school. pointless. heh, though i did come out at either above, or below average in everything... never quite normal...

L31mr0d · 03-09-2007 04:08PM

Anti wrote:

Well im in mensa

Yeah I used to be in mensa once. Load of toss tbh. The magazine has to be the most pretentious load of drivel i've ever read, and how cheap ass is that plaque??? ffs???. Just a load of people who can't write giving themselves collective pats on the back.

I actually wrote in an article review once, when they posted an article about a member who *shock horror* was also good looking. The review went along the lines of "I for one agree with this for I too am amazingly handsome and intelligent and successfull" ... and they PRINTED IT!!! I must of struck the right cord of arrogance that they where looking for.

IQ is irrelevant tbh... this is about the only good use for that crappy cheap mensa card.

mensa card as paste spreader

Oh and the barcode isn't blurred out, it actually wore off when I used acetone to clean it.. oh how I laughed at that bittersweet irony

Anti · 03-09-2007 04:11PM

L31mr0d wrote:

Yeah I used to be in mensa once. Load of toss tbh. The magazine has to be the most pretentious load of drivel i've ever read, and how cheap ass is that plaque??? ffs???. Just a load of people who can't write giving themselves collective pats on the back.

I actually wrote in an article review once, when they posted an article about a member who *shock horror* was also good looking. The review went along the lines of "I for one agree with this for I too am amazingly handsome and intelligent and successfull" ... and they PRINTED IT!!! I must of struck the right cord of arrogance that they where looking for.

IQ is irrelevant tbh... this is about the only good use for that crappy cheap mensa card.

mensa card as paste spreader

Oh and the barcode isn't blurred out, it actually wore off when I used acetone to clean it.. oh how I laughed at that bittersweet irony

ROFL,

I used mine for something similar, wasnt thermal compound though

monkey tennis · 03-09-2007 04:11PM

simu wrote:

I have a certificate from a very reputable online institution that states that my intelligence is so high that I broke their on-line test. It's framed and on my sitting room wall to impress visitors. I only had to pay $100 for it. Bahr-gain!

I have one of those, but I paid €1000. It's from PRINCE ABUGWE OBOMO OF NIGERIA, so I know it's legit.

L31mr0d wrote:

mensa card as paste spreader

You can't be that smart, you're not supposed to spread thermal paste out on CPUs with those large heat-spreaders

rossie1977 · 03-09-2007 04:12PM

i seriously doubt anyone on boards has an iq over 170-180 otherwise they are wasting their life posting here

Highest recorded and measured iq result is 228

tallaght01 · 03-09-2007 04:13PM

When I was in primary school , my folks were told I was "borderline learning difficulties".
I was a late developer. I'm now full-on learning difficulties

Cheeky_gal · 03-09-2007 04:15PM

Gazza22 wrote:

AH? IQ?

Aaaaahh u beat me to it asshole!!!

Tar.Aldarion · 03-09-2007 04:23PM

rossie1977 wrote:

i seriously doubt anyone on boards has an iq over 170-180 otherwise they are wasting their life posting here

Highest recorded and measured iq result is 228

She writes a column in parade magazine, now that's a waste of time!

What AH user has the highest-est IQ?

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