What AH user has the highest-est IQ?

simu

The most incisive mind, the most searing wit, the wisest use of "yore ma" etc etc?

Just wondering.

Feel free to speculate, in the absence of facts.

Me: I have a certificate from a very reputable online institution that states that my intelligence is so high that I broke their on-line test. It's framed and on my sitting room wall to impress visitors. I only had to pay $100 for it. Bahr-gain!

Time Magazine

Pighead.

And yore ma.

simu

My ma would pwn Pighead at chess tbh.

Jesus Wept

IQ tests are my arse.

Overheal

people that take IQ tests after schooling are just stuck up /=| I had considered getting retested after having been marked as excpetional in a missing result from back when I was 5 and lived in Seattle but I have now thought it best to leave it alone.. Im sure summertime doses of weed and weekly doses of alcohol has set me straight.

The only other reason i might think of is for a genius grant or something but im definitely too lazy for one of those.

Black Swan

Cloud?

Reku

simu wrote:

The most incisive mind, the most searing wit, the wisest use of "yore ma" etc etc?

Just wondering.

Feel free to speculate, in the absence of facts.

Me: I have a certificate from a very reputable online institution that states that my intelligence is so high that I broke their on-line test. It's framed and on my sitting room wall to impress visitors. I only had to pay $100 for it. Bahr-gain!

Fool! For $200 you could've got a full degree!:p

Though I tend to score quite well in them (and aptitude tests in general) I don't put too much faith in IQ tests as I know people who have high IQ's and yet are the biggest twits I've ever met. Then there's the whole thing of why there isn't a universal IQ test, the max score seems to vary depending on the country the IQ test is from.

pid()

Attempting to measure intelligence accurately is like trying to go for a swim in a toilet. It just doesn't work.

Pighead

The cleverest on boards is without doubt that Corinthian bloke. The fcukers got brains to burn. Would absolutely hate to get into an argument with him because no matter what the argument was, he'd be right and he'd make you look like a wally.

Read in a book once though that people with massive brains have tiny todgers so its not all bad.

Pighead

Pighead wrote:

Read in a book once though that people with massive brains have tiny todgers so its not all bad.

It's not how big it is, it's how you use it!

Just look at all the "bottom rungers" who win "mastermind"

¬_¬

pid() wrote:

Attempting to measure intelligence accurately is like trying to go for a swim in a toilet. It just doesn't work.

No, but you can easily spot a retard if they try either.

humanji

Bah, IQ tests are a load of rubbish. They guage how well you can do certain types of puzzles and are completely useless now that they no longer show the Krypton Factor.

MooseJam

I've scored 185 on an IQ test, think that makes me the brainiest of the lot of ye

Ruu_Old

"Big deal, my IQ is 280."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJJMdOr5WYA

Anti

Well im in mensa

¬_¬

hah. mensa sucker.

Ruu_Old

Anti wrote:

Well im in mensa

You can get in with 12 tokens from the back of the Weetabix box.

Anti

Ruu wrote:

You can get in with 12 tokens from the back of the Weetabix box.

I thought it said 24 I ate nothing but weetabix for 2 whole weeks

Kimbot

Ruu wrote:

You can get in with 12 tokens from the back of the Weetabix box.

Only 6 when you provide your boards username!!

Gazza22

AH? IQ?

Vegeta

if I had to guess i'd say Tar or Ruu would score pretty highly.

The dudes seems to post everywhere in every forum and know something about everything

Tar.Aldarion

MooseJam wrote:

I've scored 185 on an IQ test, think that makes me the brainiest of the lot of ye

You would think that wouldn't you...

If test the nation counts, I beat all of Britain(and NI), take that simu and your precious framing. ;-p

biko

Well it's not me that's for sure *stares into space*

Crumble Froo

heh, i remember doing my DATs in 5th/6th year in school. pointless. heh, though i did come out at either above, or below average in everything... never quite normal...

L31mr0d

Anti wrote:

Well im in mensa

Yeah I used to be in mensa once. Load of toss tbh. The magazine has to be the most pretentious load of drivel i've ever read, and how cheap ass is that plaque??? ffs???. Just a load of people who can't write giving themselves collective pats on the back.

I actually wrote in an article review once, when they posted an article about a member who *shock horror* was also good looking. The review went along the lines of "I for one agree with this for I too am amazingly handsome and intelligent and successfull" ... and they PRINTED IT!!! I must of struck the right cord of arrogance that they where looking for.

IQ is irrelevant tbh... this is about the only good use for that crappy cheap mensa card.

mensa card as paste spreader

Oh and the barcode isn't blurred out, it actually wore off when I used acetone to clean it.. oh how I laughed at that bittersweet irony

Anti

L31mr0d wrote:

Yeah I used to be in mensa once. Load of toss tbh. The magazine has to be the most pretentious load of drivel i've ever read, and how cheap ass is that plaque??? ffs???. Just a load of people who can't write giving themselves collective pats on the back.

I actually wrote in an article review once, when they posted an article about a member who *shock horror* was also good looking. The review went along the lines of "I for one agree with this for I too am amazingly handsome and intelligent and successfull" ... and they PRINTED IT!!! I must of struck the right cord of arrogance that they where looking for.

IQ is irrelevant tbh... this is about the only good use for that crappy cheap mensa card.

mensa card as paste spreader

Oh and the barcode isn't blurred out, it actually wore off when I used acetone to clean it.. oh how I laughed at that bittersweet irony

ROFL,

I used mine for something similar, wasnt thermal compound though

monkey tennis

simu wrote:

I have a certificate from a very reputable online institution that states that my intelligence is so high that I broke their on-line test. It's framed and on my sitting room wall to impress visitors. I only had to pay $100 for it. Bahr-gain!

I have one of those, but I paid €1000. It's from PRINCE ABUGWE OBOMO OF NIGERIA, so I know it's legit.

L31mr0d wrote:

mensa card as paste spreader

You can't be that smart, you're not supposed to spread thermal paste out on CPUs with those large heat-spreaders

rossie1977

i seriously doubt anyone on boards has an iq over 170-180 otherwise they are wasting their life posting here

Highest recorded and measured iq result is 228

tallaght01

When I was in primary school , my folks were told I was "borderline learning difficulties".
I was a late developer. I'm now full-on learning difficulties

Cheeky_gal

Gazza22 wrote:

AH? IQ?

Aaaaahh u beat me to it asshole!!!

Tar.Aldarion

rossie1977 wrote:

i seriously doubt anyone on boards has an iq over 170-180 otherwise they are wasting their life posting here

Highest recorded and measured iq result is 228

She writes a column in parade magazine, now that's a waste of time!

Archeron

The sparkly intelligent glint in my eye is so impressive that it once blinded three mimes and an entire gospel choir during a special mass for circus performers who had died in tragic and/or funny circumstances. Beat that biatches.

Jumpy

I vote mickeymg2003 as the lowest

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054887376

L31mr0d

monkey tennis wrote:

You can't be that smart, you're not supposed to spread thermal paste out on CPUs with those large heat-spreaders

? There is no finite way to do it that works better than another, its usually a matter of trial and error to see which method gives you the best temps. You'll find a lot of places will recommend using a stanley blade or similar to spread it out to get an even spread across the surface.

Anyway, back OT. IMO a high IQ is a curse. I'd rather exist in blissful ignorence then live with the torment of a constantly questioning mind.

zuutroy

MENSA asked me to join but I turned them down in favour of DTFLQ.
And anyway, PhD FTW obviously.

Reku

rossie1977 wrote:

i seriously doubt anyone on boards has an iq over 170-180 otherwise they are wasting their life posting here

Highest recorded and measured iq result is 228

And the simple fact that there are quite a few individuals who's IQs could not be measured shows that it is a flawed method of measuring intelligence.

L31mr0d wrote:

Anyway, back OT. IMO a high IQ is a curse. I'd rather exist in blissful ignorence then live with the torment of a constantly questioning mind.

True self awareness = being aware that life sucks...

pretty-in-pink

my iq would be much higher if i had any spatial ability. scored the lowest on record in my school in 2 year. app id be a good secretary, nurse, journo or "celeb"- according to various tests. im bubbly, and a little ocd. and sometime sim sarky. mostly im nice

why cant we rate eq? i could do well there

WindSock

IQ up at mensa for my brain power to be measured. Duuuuurrrrrrrr

mike65

pretty-in-pink wrote:

my iq would be much higher if i had any spatial ability. scored the lowest on record in my school in 2 year.

Remind me not to take any car journeys with you driving

Mike.

Dirk Gently

mike65 wrote:

Remind me not to take any car journeys with you driving

Mike.

Don't be so hasty, a car ride in the country with pretty in pink might be fun Mike.

pretty-in-pink

clown bag wrote:

Don't be so hasty, a car ride in the country with pretty in pink might be fun Mike.

yeah i like to drive. fast. not so good at stoping smoothly, or at parking in a difficult spot (if i cant drive into it, then i cant do it). but i drive fast really well. id love to drag race. oh what fun that would be. id fair win

Dirk Gently

ok, maybe it wouldn't be that much fun afterall

pretty-in-pink

clown bag wrote:

ok, maybe it wouldn't be that much fun afterall

well i could let you drive if you want. i know some lovely mountainy drives. pretty and so forth. cold nowthough, and set to get much colder. i build snowmen there in the winter months, and go to a lovely lake there on christmas day. yup. my home area rocks

_Kaiser_

You don't work in tourism do you?

Terry

Simu, to answer your question, I have the highest-est.
I've o idea what it is, but I win.

pretty-in-pink

Kaiser2000 wrote:

You don't work in tourism do you?

no, no of course not




*scurries away

EdgarAllenPoo

I've been tested a few times due to being born with hydrocephalus and mines about 127. I can't be bothered to check whether that's good or bad because it makes Christ all difference to my daily life.

Talliesin

L31mr0d wrote:

Yeah I used to be in mensa once. Load of toss tbh. The magazine has to be the most pretentious load of drivel i've ever read, and how cheap ass is that plaque??? ffs???

You get a plaque these days? Cool.

Joined when I was a child. Left because they were childish morons. Quite like AH really.

Sinfonia

simu wrote:

What AH user has the highest-est IQ?

I think you'll find the correct phrasing of the question to be "Which AH user has the highest-est IQ?"...

And SumGuy scoops the pot

oneeyedsnake

simu wrote:

Me: I have a certificate from a very reputable online institution that states that my intelligence is so high that I broke their on-line test. It's framed and on my sitting room wall to impress visitors. I only had to pay $100 for it. Bahr-gain!

Nobody cares,to be honest.

Capt'n Midnight

First Old Women:
How does Dr. Bronowski know which zoo it came from?

Second Old Women:
He knows everything!

First Old Women:
Oh, I wouldn't like that, it would take the mystery out of life.

Did someone mention an IQ of 228 ? http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=85