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Knob Jockeys !

02-09-2007 04:01AM

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intheknow

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I Dont want to offend Gay people but every time I hear that phrase used to describe gay men, I crack up... More please..... Ps I am gay so I wont be offended !!.

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#2 02-09-2007 04:05AM

mukki

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okay if ya insist.....

your a knob jockey!

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#3 02-09-2007 04:06AM

ironictoaster

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pudden bender is all the rage where I live

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#4 02-09-2007 04:10AM

intheknow

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Shirt lifter.... Fudge packer...arse bandit....etc

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#5 02-09-2007 04:15AM

Zillah

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Really? I always thought it was a bit lame.

Yore Ma is a knob jockey.

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#6 02-09-2007 04:36AM

chapod21

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Man hole inspector

Always gets a giggle out of me

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#7 02-09-2007 05:13AM

DeVore

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Lover of the lavender passage.

Rusty teacloth holder bandit.

Player of the pink oboe.

Muck trumpet virtuoso!

DeV.

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#8 02-09-2007 05:23AM

Jesus Wept

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'as bent as a snake in a jar'

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#9 02-09-2007 05:58AM

tricky D

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José and Hose B

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#10 02-09-2007 09:04AM

monkeyfudge

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Friend of Dorothy?

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#11 02-09-2007 10:48AM

Guy:Incognito

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intheknow wrote:

Shirt lifter.... Fudge packer...arse bandit....etc

Ah the 80's, what a decade.

Knob Goblin ftw.

OH, In before lock.

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#12 02-09-2007 10:52AM

arybvtcw0eolkf

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I love the old skool slang like 'Shirt lifter' & 'Pillow biter', or the good ol' "puff".

Q: How do two gay ghosts make love?..

A: They put the willies up each other!.

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#13 02-09-2007 10:55AM

pid()

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Mairt wrote:

Q: How do two gay ghosts make love?..

A: They put the willies up each other!.

Very good!

shit stabber.

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#14 02-09-2007 11:07AM

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Acdc

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#15 02-09-2007 11:13AM

theone

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backdoor burgular

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#16 02-09-2007 11:17AM

Steez

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Eh...Willy Wanker!
That's just a bit shìt really. Can i use the shìt stabber one too? Sounded way better than mine.

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#17 02-09-2007 01:29PM

Mr Jinx

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a crafty butcher,
likes to take his meat in the back door,

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#18 02-09-2007 01:54PM

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Your a Feather

Only heard this in Europe recently dont know if it has reached Ireland yet.

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#19 02-09-2007 02:13PM

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Backdoor conquistador
Starfish Trooper

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#20 02-09-2007 02:20PM

Kinetic^

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Anal astronaut

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#21 02-09-2007 04:22PM

Colonel Sanders

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Sh!tty mickey

Cummy teeth

were 2 I heard thrown at a guy in a pub one night. classic

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#22 02-09-2007 04:24PM

Dave!

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Poo pusher

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#23 02-09-2007 04:45PM

Steez

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DaveMcG wrote:

Poo punisher

Ha!

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#24 02-09-2007 08:00PM

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'Paperclips'

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#25 02-09-2007 08:11PM

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"Good with colours"

"High on the heels"

"Cackhole cowboy"

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#26 02-09-2007 08:56PM

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Uphill gardener
Fudge packer
Butt slammer
As bent as an S hook

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#27 02-09-2007 09:27PM

MooseJam

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homosexual

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#28 02-09-2007 09:28PM

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puddle jumper or sunday shopper

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#29 02-09-2007 09:30PM

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Driving up the hershey highway.

This is a very classy thread

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#30 02-09-2007 09:34PM

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good with colours or not the marrying type

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#31 02-09-2007 09:44PM

azezil

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Backdoor bandit.
Rump Ranger.

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