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Knob Jockeys !

02-09-2007 3:01am

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I Dont want to offend Gay people but every time I hear that phrase used to describe gay men, I crack up... More please..... Ps I am gay so I wont be offended !!.

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#2 02-09-2007 3:05am

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okay if ya insist.....

your a knob jockey!

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#3 02-09-2007 3:06am

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pudden bender is all the rage where I live

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#4 02-09-2007 3:10am

intheknow

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Shirt lifter.... Fudge packer...arse bandit....etc

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#5 02-09-2007 3:15am

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Really? I always thought it was a bit lame.

Yore Ma is a knob jockey.

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#6 02-09-2007 3:36am

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Man hole inspector

Always gets a giggle out of me

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#7 02-09-2007 4:13am

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Lover of the lavender passage.

Rusty teacloth holder bandit.

Player of the pink oboe.

Muck trumpet virtuoso!

DeV.

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#8 02-09-2007 4:23am

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'as bent as a snake in a jar'

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#9 02-09-2007 4:58am

tricky D

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José and Hose B

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#10 02-09-2007 8:04am

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Friend of Dorothy?

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#11 02-09-2007 9:48am

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intheknow wrote:

Shirt lifter.... Fudge packer...arse bandit....etc

Ah the 80's, what a decade.

Knob Goblin ftw.

OH, In before lock.

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#12 02-09-2007 9:52am

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I love the old skool slang like 'Shirt lifter' & 'Pillow biter', or the good ol' "puff".

Q: How do two gay ghosts make love?..

A: They put the willies up each other!.

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#13 02-09-2007 9:55am

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Mairt wrote:

Q: How do two gay ghosts make love?..

A: They put the willies up each other!.

Very good!

shit stabber.

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#14 02-09-2007 10:07am

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Acdc

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#15 02-09-2007 10:13am

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backdoor burgular

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#16 02-09-2007 10:17am

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Eh...Willy Wanker!
That's just a bit shìt really. Can i use the shìt stabber one too? Sounded way better than mine.

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#17 02-09-2007 12:29pm

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a crafty butcher,
likes to take his meat in the back door,

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#18 02-09-2007 12:54pm

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Your a Feather

Only heard this in Europe recently dont know if it has reached Ireland yet.

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#19 02-09-2007 1:13pm

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Backdoor conquistador
Starfish Trooper

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#20 02-09-2007 1:20pm

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Anal astronaut

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#21 02-09-2007 3:22pm

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Sh!tty mickey

Cummy teeth

were 2 I heard thrown at a guy in a pub one night. classic

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#22 02-09-2007 3:24pm

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Poo pusher

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#23 02-09-2007 3:45pm

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DaveMcG wrote:

Poo punisher

Ha!

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#24 02-09-2007 7:00pm

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'Paperclips'

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#25 02-09-2007 7:11pm

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"Good with colours"

"High on the heels"

"Cackhole cowboy"

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#26 02-09-2007 7:56pm

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Uphill gardener
Fudge packer
Butt slammer
As bent as an S hook

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#27 02-09-2007 8:27pm

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homosexual

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#28 02-09-2007 8:28pm

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puddle jumper or sunday shopper

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#29 02-09-2007 8:30pm

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Driving up the hershey highway.

This is a very classy thread

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#30 02-09-2007 8:34pm

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good with colours or not the marrying type

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#31 02-09-2007 8:44pm

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Backdoor bandit.
Rump Ranger.

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#32 02-09-2007 8:50pm

MooseJam

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anal invaders

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#33 02-09-2007 8:55pm

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Rectal inspector

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#34 02-09-2007 10:38pm

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"he's a 'little light on his feet"..

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#35 02-09-2007 10:42pm

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as straight as a roundabout

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#36 02-09-2007 10:49pm

MooseJam

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pusher of the cheesy wheelbarrow

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#37 02-09-2007 11:01pm

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How about getting straight to the point ... "a fooking queer".

***I'm ringing a gay buddy asking for a few names***

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#38 02-09-2007 11:04pm

MooseJam

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a gay butt buddy ?

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#39 02-09-2007 11:06pm

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MooseJam wrote:

a gay butt buddy ?

What about lesbians?

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#40 02-09-2007 11:07pm

MooseJam

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Terry wrote:

What about lesbians?

O I'm all for them

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#41 02-09-2007 11:10pm

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Terry wrote:

What about lesbians?

Mickey dodgers

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#42 02-09-2007 11:13pm

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Chocolate chimney sweepers

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#43 02-09-2007 11:14pm

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Terry wrote:

What about lesbians?

lady golfers/tennis fans

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#44 03-09-2007 12:12am

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Turd burgular

There is a south park episode were the girls are racing the boys and just keep coming out with differnt gay names for the boys.

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#45 03-09-2007 12:20am

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brown love

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#46 03-09-2007 12:27am

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"hes abit fruity"
"camp"

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#47 03-09-2007 12:32am

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gay

Yore ma btw

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#48 03-09-2007 1:44am

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Pillow biter

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#49 03-09-2007 3:42am

Ruen

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****

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#50 03-09-2007 3:45am

Ruen

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Gaybo
Gaylord

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#51 03-09-2007 6:50am

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Wombat Combat is pretty desriptive I think.

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