Spanish Students

Duggy747 · 30-08-2007 12:09PM

Actually I remember when AlmightyCushion and another friend convinced his girlfriend that they caught her Spanish housemate furiously giving it to herself on the kitchen table as they walked by the window!

They never bothered to tell her it was a joke and the entire house believed it

Scruff · 30-08-2007 12:11PM

I call this "Spit on a Spanniard" time of year.
Long story short: if a scumbag on the dart was to try and spit on the floor, as they do regularly, he'd probably instead hit one of the hundred or so spanish students sitting there clogging the place up. And nobody would be too disgusted if he did.

cance · 30-08-2007 12:17PM

whenever im in stillorgan shopping center i order my meal with an extra bigmac.

this bigmac is for throwing at the sallow skinned head reckers. Next time i see em running around the carpark like feckless eejits i just wont brake.

curiousxxx1 · 30-08-2007 12:27PM

I can't stand them.... outside Mc Donalds... like 50 of them... Have you ever gotten on the bus with them? Jeez they stink, no seats to sit and are louder than ever.
Is it just me or do their lads seem to wear boy's clothing? Seen a few of them shopping in H&M kids section...

Cuddlesworth · 30-08-2007 12:41PM

cance wrote:

whenever im in stillorgan shopping center i order my meal with an extra bigmac.

this bigmac is for throwing at the sallow skinned head reckers. Next time i see em running around the carpark like feckless eejits i just wont brake.

Stop the car, get out with 2 spray cans. Put a big black circle on their backside, and a red dot in the centre. Walk back to car, with astonished spanyards staring at you phones in hand with stupid wailing ringtone still playing. Sit down and rev engine twice. Pop the clutch.

We all do this, we won't see any of them next year.

youcancallmeal · 30-08-2007 12:43PM

I heard Spanish students invented gayness?

Terry · 30-08-2007 12:50PM

curiousxxx1 wrote:

I can't stand them.... outside Mc Donalds... like 50 of them... Have you ever gotten on the bus with them? Jeez they stink, no seats to sit and are louder than ever.
Is it just me or do their lads seem to wear boy's clothing? Seen a few of them shopping in H&M kids section...

You do realise that to other races, we smell like sour milk.
It's all to do with diet.
Spend a week eating spicy curries and you will notice the smell from your pores.

Reku · 30-08-2007 01:51PM

Only complaint I'd have is that they are a bit noisy, fair enough, but FFS if you're in the cinema STFU! Remember trying to watch a film 2 years ago and there happened to be a gaggle of Spanish students, they yapped through the entire thing!:mad:

chopperbyrne · 30-08-2007 01:52PM

Spanish people don't eat or particularly like spicy food though.

You're confusing them with Mexicans.

Spanish students can be quite annoying, but my mate runs Quasar in Bray and they are a cash cow every summer.

FatherTed · 30-08-2007 02:03PM

Yet another thread on this. Glad to see some Irish people are so tolerant.

BKtje · 30-08-2007 02:24PM

Everyone knows the Spanish Students go into pubs and order only one drink and a straw each.

Can only tell you what i saw, believing it or not is up to you*

*and we all already know what you chose to do

The Bollox · 30-08-2007 02:28PM

DesF wrote:

Everyone knows the Spanish Students go into pubs and order only one drink and a straw each.

I remember some foreign girl asked me for a pint of guinness before, when I served it to her she started supping it through a straw. she only took a few sups before saying "I don't know how you Irish can drink this!" I told her "without straws" and bit back a serious urge to say "you fúcking moron"

Blitzkrieger · 30-08-2007 03:48PM

The Bollox wrote:

I remember some foreign girl asked me for a pint of guinness before

rofl - was in an Irish bar in Barcelona for a match and the place was thronged with locals knocking back guinness.

What I don't get about the spanish girls is that they're all so good looking in their early 20s and look like my granny by their late 20s. :eek:

Floppybits · 30-08-2007 03:51PM

Blitzkrieger wrote:

rofl - was in an Irish bar in Barcelona for a match and the place was thronged with locals knocking back guinness.

What I don't get about the spanish girls is that they're all so good looking in their early 20s and look like my granny by their late 20s. :eek:

Its all the sun they get, blitzkrieger, causes them to age faster, unlike our lovely irish girls.:D We will be the same now with this whole global warming thing.

The Bollox · 30-08-2007 03:52PM

you're granny's a GILF then?.... nice

I know what you mean though

Cabaal · 30-08-2007 03:56PM

The Bollox wrote:

I remember some foreign girl asked me for a pint of guinness before, when I served it to her she started supping it through a straw. she only took a few sups before saying "I don't know how you Irish can drink this!" I told her "without straws" and bit back a serious urge to say "you fúcking moron"

This has made my day,

Dyr · 30-08-2007 04:19PM

FatherTed wrote:

Yet another thread on this. Glad to see some Irish people are so tolerant.

Well i havent seen any spanish students floating in the liffey yet so we must be

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4 · 30-08-2007 04:35PM

Bambi wrote:

Well i havent seen any spanish students floating in the liffey yet so we must be

you havnt been looking in the right places;)

Cuddlesworth · 30-08-2007 04:47PM

Louisa Powerful Pilot wrote:

you havnt been looking in the right places;)

It's a walled in f*cking river, where's the wrong place to look?

Blitzkrieger · 30-08-2007 05:30PM

The Bollox wrote:

you're granny's a GILF then?.... nice

I just vomited.......

Terry · 30-08-2007 07:44PM

krazy_8s wrote:

It's a walled in f*cking river, where's the wrong place to look?

Not in my area.
There is a reservoir though.

Hmm. Reservoir spaniards.

There are also some dykes.

Nala · 30-08-2007 10:34PM

A friend of mine did Spanish in college and went there for a year on erasmus. Apparently they only come over here to lose their virginities because Spanish parents are very protective and they wouldn't be able to get away with it at home?

neil_hosey · 30-08-2007 11:12PM

Very discourteous!!! seen them up Glendalough one time. skippin an owl wan (bout 80!) in the queue for an ice cream van!!!

And also generally being ignorant and dickheadish!

Snake Plisken · 30-08-2007 11:38PM

I see we have a bunch of racists moronic scum on this thread!
Well you mightn't have seen it but a bunch of scangers from skerries bet started to beat the **** out of some 12 year old spanish students and decided to ring some older scangers to help them out, hospitalized 2 or 3 of the students and some of them were so scared the headed back to Spain.

Snake

¬_¬ · 30-08-2007 11:48PM

Snake Plisken wrote:

I see we have a bunch of racists moronic scum on this thread!
Well you mightn't have seen it but a bunch of scangers from skerries bet started to beat the **** out of some 12 year old spanish students and decided to ring some older scangers to help them out, hospitalized 2 or 3 of the students and some of them were so scared the headed back to Spain.

Snake

Are you sure they didn't get cheeky with the scumbags or be their usual rude selves? :rolleyes:

LeixlipRed · 30-08-2007 11:53PM

¬_&#172 wrote:

Are you sure they didn't get cheeky with the scumbags or be their usual rude selves? :rolleyes:

Ah sure they deserved it :rolleyes: ****ing xenophobes. I hate this bloody country

Terry · 30-08-2007 11:56PM

Snake Plisken wrote:

I see we have a bunch of racists moronic scum on this thread!
Well you mightn't have seen it but a bunch of scangers from skerries bet started to beat the **** out of some 12 year old spanish students and decided to ring some older scangers to help them out, hospitalized 2 or 3 of the students and some of them were so scared the headed back to Spain.

Snake

Yes. It was us who posted on this thread who beat up some people. You caught us. Jessica Fletcher wants you to join her club.

LeixlipRed wrote:

Ah sure they deserved it

So do farenders.

Rhyme · 31-08-2007 12:06AM

¬_&#172 wrote:

Are you sure they didn't get cheeky with the scumbags or be their usual rude selves? :rolleyes:

No they didn't, the attack was unprovoked and was one of many such incidents in Skerries recently.

I'm not fond of them either.

¬_¬ · 31-08-2007 12:08AM

LeixlipRed wrote:

Ah sure they deserved it :rolleyes: ****ing xenophobes. I hate this bloody country

And I hate fascist pricks that over-simplify a simple, open question. Rhyme could answer it properly. Why couldn't you? Oh I think I already know. never mind. thx. xxx

Snake Plisken · 31-08-2007 12:10AM

Ah yes I love double standards! Change the Ethnic group on this thread to Africans and then you have posters on here talking about spitting on them throwing them in the liffey throwing hamburgers at them how loud they are on the buses and how they stink and watch how fast the thread gets locked but hey its fine to abuse our Med friends.

Snake

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