Chavs playing music on buses

cunnins4 · 28-08-2007 12:55PM #1

Is it just me or is this the single worst thing that can occur on a bus journey? Chav scum down the back of the bus with a mobile phone blaring out the latest "tunes". Yesterday 3 muppets of this variety sprawled across the back seats upstairs with the radio on loudspeaker on a packed bus. Fvckin twats do my head in.

Niamho! · 28-08-2007 12:59PM

Lemme Guess. A "Rave" Cover of an old 80's Cheesy pop song sung in Chipmunk style Voice?

Degsy · 28-08-2007 01:00PM

Yeah and its usually "Alvin the chipmunks greates hits" too.They bastards allways have to be impinging on people,whether its playing music,smokeing,shrieking or throwing things.A lifetime of being fed nothing but Tartrazine and Chicken nuggets does that to ya.

jobonar · 28-08-2007 01:00PM

cunnins4 wrote:

Is it just me or is this the single worst thing that can occur on a bus journey? Chav scum down the back of the bus with a mobile phone blaring out the latest "tunes". Yesterday 3 muppets of this variety sprawled across the back seats upstairs with the radio on loudspeaker on a packed bus. Fvckin twats do my head in.

very annoying alright but thankfully i rarely travel on a bus without my mp3 player so that does trick.

have seen people tell them to shut up and threaten to break thier phones before. on a packed bus they usually oblige cos they are way out numbered.

scruff321 · 28-08-2007 01:01PM

i hate that word chav i prefere to call them shammers! although you are right very,very annoyin

The Bollox · 28-08-2007 01:03PM

there was a gaggle of them on the bus 2 weeks ago with portable speakers. they played that f*cking Umberella song 3 times in a row before going back to rave sh*te. ****!

Duggy747 · 28-08-2007 01:05PM

Niamho! wrote:

Lemme Guess. A "Rave" Cover of an old 80's Cheesy pop song sung in Chipmunk style Voice?

And don't forget some British guy shouting something incomprehensible and then cue crazy tempo:

"dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun"!! *high pitched and very fast* I WANNA STAND WITH YOU ON A MOUNTAIN....................dun-dun-dun-dun-ba-bi-ba-ba-baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........I WANNA STAND......"

God, it all sounds the goddamn same!! I had a same twat on my bus home last Friday playing the same godawful tune over and over and over again on loudspeaker!! I was litteraly 2 seconds away from knocking his fúckin' teeth out for the ignorance except his battery died!! Still wish I popped him, though!

Howard the Duck · 28-08-2007 01:05PM

Yea this does my head in too..happened to me on Friday ..the same chipmonk crap. But luckily i had my ipod...i never sit upstairs on the bus unless i have it.

jobonar · 28-08-2007 01:07PM

actually there is something equally annoying.

coming home from work 1 day last week and 3 skanger girls get on and go straight down the back of the bus. they then start to sing that Beautiful Girls song and none of the 3 had a note in their head. the windows couldnt have taken much more when they finally got off. they'll be on the x-factor blooper reel in a few years without a doubt.

Rob_l · 28-08-2007 01:08PM

Howard the Duck wrote:

Yea this does my head in too..happened to me on Friday ..the same chipmonk crap. But luckily i had my ipod...i never sit upstairs on the bus unless i have it.

agreed unless im smoking drugs or blaring my mobile phone i dont sit upstairs:D

azezil · 28-08-2007 01:12PM

I don't so much mind the tunes but its the gawd damn awful quality of the recording which really gets my goat! It sounds like 8 bit shíte they've probably recorded by holding the phone up to the radio, why the hell blare something so distorted!?!

jobonar · 28-08-2007 01:16PM

azezil wrote:

I don't so much mind the tunes but its the gawd damn awful quality of the recording which really gets my goat! It sounds like 8 bit shíte they've probably recorded by holding the phone up to the radio, why the hell blare something so distorted!?!

cos its the mad thing to do. Deadly buzz

Caliden · 28-08-2007 01:21PM

scruff321 wrote:

i hate that word chav i prefere to call them shammers! although you are right very,very annoyin

Well you mgiht as well call them chavs because I saw one around Galway yesterday with a Burberry hap and that's the first sign. :eek:

CiaranC · 28-08-2007 01:23PM

The bus is for poor people, immigrants, the unemployed, coffin dodgers, smelly students and other social rejects. It serves you all right for getting on it.

Caliden · 28-08-2007 01:25PM

CiaranC wrote:

The bus is for poor people, immigrants, the unemployed, coffin dodgers, smelly students and other social rejects. It serves you all right for getting on it.

Yours faithfully,
A concerned South-side Dubliner

Fixed that for you.

L1011 · 28-08-2007 01:28PM

Told some girls on the 18:37 from Connolly a few weeks ago to turn their chipmunk music off or the phones were going out the window at Broomebridge. They turned it off... somehow doubt I'd have had the balls to tell it to some skanger lads on a half empty bus mind.

Rockee · 28-08-2007 01:29PM

Caliden wrote:

Well you mgiht as well call them chavs because I saw one around Galway yesterday with a Burberry hap and that's the first sign. :eek:

The word 'Chav' kinda reminds me of Little Britain or something! In Ireland theyre more commonly known as Skangers or Knacks...either way they are all of the same persuasion so we know who we are talking about.

AlmightyCushion · 28-08-2007 01:34PM

Rockee wrote:

The word 'Chav' kinda reminds me of Little Britain or something! In Ireland theyre more commonly known as Skangers or Knacks...either way they are all of the same persuasion so we know who we are talking about.

Personally I prefer the term scum.

jobonar · 28-08-2007 01:38PM

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Personally I prefer the term scum.

the tried and tested way of describing them all.

universally understood

Rockee · 28-08-2007 01:42PM

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Personally I prefer the term scum.

Alrighty, Ill go for that too!

mcauley · 28-08-2007 01:43PM

azezil wrote:

I don't so much mind the tunes but its the gawd damn awful quality of the recording which really gets my goat! It sounds like 8 bit shíte they've probably recorded by holding the phone up to the radio, why the hell blare something so distorted!?!

Yeah I'll second that. Blaring this sh1te through a crappy phone speaker just makes it even worse. Stop forcing it upon other people's ears!!!!!

Caliden · 28-08-2007 01:45PM

Didn't nokia recently release a phone that has 2 sets of speakers that fold out from it?

God help us all if they start getting them.

zaphod_ie · 28-08-2007 01:50PM

Was over in Birmingham recently visiting a mate and he was telling me it's been happening over there for about a year now. It's almost become accepted. the worst is when two different groups try to out do each other, so you have rave crap on one side and dodgy pop on the other

jobonar · 28-08-2007 01:54PM

zaphod_ie wrote:

Was over in Birmingham recently visiting a mate and he was telling me it's been happening over there for about a year now. It's almost become accepted. the worst is when two different groups try to out do each other, so you have rave crap on one side and dodgy pop on the other

now that would be horrible. you'd have such a headache getting off the bus

Plissken1 · 28-08-2007 01:57PM

F*** ! I can't get that chipmunk tune out of my head now !. The rave version of a Brian Adams song that they are always playing down the back of the bus. Little chavy ****.

cunnins4 · 28-08-2007 01:57PM

and the most unfortunate part of all this is.......

faceman · 28-08-2007 01:58PM

Please dont use the word chav, it has no place in ireland!

the real question is if the skangers were playing good music, would it bother us as much??? :eek:

cunnins4 · 28-08-2007 01:58PM

my younger brother of 17 is one of these types......

*cringes*

jobonar · 28-08-2007 02:01PM

faceman wrote:

Please dont use the word chav, it has no place in ireland!

the real question is if the skangers were playing good music, would it bother us as much??? :eek:

probably not cos atleast then it wont sound like chipmunks on speed!

cunnins4 · 28-08-2007 02:05PM

faceman wrote:

the real question is if the skangers were playing good music, would it bother us as much???

that's the gas thing, part of it was chipmonks on acid, the other part was the killers, but they kept switching between it so much it was driving mad. Plus the sh1te quality of it all just takes down any decent music!

cance · 28-08-2007 02:07PM

cunnins4 wrote:

my younger brother of 17 is one of these types......

*cringes*

well as his older brother its your duty to the nation and mankind as a whole to kick seven shades of ****e out of him and lodge his phone up his pooper.

lets see if he plays music from it then!

Chavs playing music on buses

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