Chavs playing music on buses

cunnins4

Is it just me or is this the single worst thing that can occur on a bus journey? Chav scum down the back of the bus with a mobile phone blaring out the latest "tunes". Yesterday 3 muppets of this variety sprawled across the back seats upstairs with the radio on loudspeaker on a packed bus. Fvckin twats do my head in.

Niamho!

Lemme Guess. A "Rave" Cover of an old 80's Cheesy pop song sung in Chipmunk style Voice?

Degsy

Yeah and its usually "Alvin the chipmunks greates hits" too.They bastards allways have to be impinging on people,whether its playing music,smokeing,shrieking or throwing things.A lifetime of being fed nothing but Tartrazine and Chicken nuggets does that to ya.

jobonar

cunnins4 wrote:

Is it just me or is this the single worst thing that can occur on a bus journey? Chav scum down the back of the bus with a mobile phone blaring out the latest "tunes". Yesterday 3 muppets of this variety sprawled across the back seats upstairs with the radio on loudspeaker on a packed bus. Fvckin twats do my head in.

very annoying alright but thankfully i rarely travel on a bus without my mp3 player so that does trick.

have seen people tell them to shut up and threaten to break thier phones before. on a packed bus they usually oblige cos they are way out numbered.

scruff321

i hate that word chav i prefere to call them shammers! although you are right very,very annoyin

The Bollox

there was a gaggle of them on the bus 2 weeks ago with portable speakers. they played that f*cking Umberella song 3 times in a row before going back to rave sh*te. ****!

Duggy747

Niamho! wrote:

Lemme Guess. A "Rave" Cover of an old 80's Cheesy pop song sung in Chipmunk style Voice?

And don't forget some British guy shouting something incomprehensible and then cue crazy tempo:

"dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun"!! *high pitched and very fast* I WANNA STAND WITH YOU ON A MOUNTAIN....................dun-dun-dun-dun-ba-bi-ba-ba-baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........I WANNA STAND......"

God, it all sounds the goddamn same!! I had a same twat on my bus home last Friday playing the same godawful tune over and over and over again on loudspeaker!! I was litteraly 2 seconds away from knocking his fúckin' teeth out for the ignorance except his battery died!! Still wish I popped him, though!

Howard the Duck

Yea this does my head in too..happened to me on Friday ..the same chipmonk crap. But luckily i had my ipod...i never sit upstairs on the bus unless i have it.

jobonar

actually there is something equally annoying.

coming home from work 1 day last week and 3 skanger girls get on and go straight down the back of the bus. they then start to sing that Beautiful Girls song and none of the 3 had a note in their head. the windows couldnt have taken much more when they finally got off. they'll be on the x-factor blooper reel in a few years without a doubt.

Rob_l

Howard the Duck wrote:

Yea this does my head in too..happened to me on Friday ..the same chipmonk crap. But luckily i had my ipod...i never sit upstairs on the bus unless i have it.

agreed unless im smoking drugs or blaring my mobile phone i dont sit upstairs:D

azezil

I don't so much mind the tunes but its the gawd damn awful quality of the recording which really gets my goat! It sounds like 8 bit shíte they've probably recorded by holding the phone up to the radio, why the hell blare something so distorted!?!

jobonar

azezil wrote:

I don't so much mind the tunes but its the gawd damn awful quality of the recording which really gets my goat! It sounds like 8 bit shíte they've probably recorded by holding the phone up to the radio, why the hell blare something so distorted!?!

cos its the mad thing to do. Deadly buzz

Caliden

scruff321 wrote:

i hate that word chav i prefere to call them shammers! although you are right very,very annoyin

Well you mgiht as well call them chavs because I saw one around Galway yesterday with a Burberry hap and that's the first sign. :eek:

CiaranC

The bus is for poor people, immigrants, the unemployed, coffin dodgers, smelly students and other social rejects. It serves you all right for getting on it.

Caliden

CiaranC wrote:

The bus is for poor people, immigrants, the unemployed, coffin dodgers, smelly students and other social rejects. It serves you all right for getting on it.

Yours faithfully,
A concerned South-side Dubliner

Fixed that for you.

L1011

Told some girls on the 18:37 from Connolly a few weeks ago to turn their chipmunk music off or the phones were going out the window at Broomebridge. They turned it off... somehow doubt I'd have had the balls to tell it to some skanger lads on a half empty bus mind.

Rockee

Caliden wrote:

Well you mgiht as well call them chavs because I saw one around Galway yesterday with a Burberry hap and that's the first sign. :eek:

The word 'Chav' kinda reminds me of Little Britain or something! In Ireland theyre more commonly known as Skangers or Knacks...either way they are all of the same persuasion so we know who we are talking about.

AlmightyCushion

Rockee wrote:

The word 'Chav' kinda reminds me of Little Britain or something! In Ireland theyre more commonly known as Skangers or Knacks...either way they are all of the same persuasion so we know who we are talking about.

Personally I prefer the term scum.

jobonar

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Personally I prefer the term scum.

the tried and tested way of describing them all.

universally understood

Rockee

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Personally I prefer the term scum.

Alrighty, Ill go for that too!

mcauley

azezil wrote:

I don't so much mind the tunes but its the gawd damn awful quality of the recording which really gets my goat! It sounds like 8 bit shíte they've probably recorded by holding the phone up to the radio, why the hell blare something so distorted!?!

Yeah I'll second that. Blaring this sh1te through a crappy phone speaker just makes it even worse. Stop forcing it upon other people's ears!!!!!

Caliden

Didn't nokia recently release a phone that has 2 sets of speakers that fold out from it?

God help us all if they start getting them.

zaphod_ie

Was over in Birmingham recently visiting a mate and he was telling me it's been happening over there for about a year now. It's almost become accepted. the worst is when two different groups try to out do each other, so you have rave crap on one side and dodgy pop on the other

jobonar

zaphod_ie wrote:

Was over in Birmingham recently visiting a mate and he was telling me it's been happening over there for about a year now. It's almost become accepted. the worst is when two different groups try to out do each other, so you have rave crap on one side and dodgy pop on the other

now that would be horrible. you'd have such a headache getting off the bus

Plissken1

F*** ! I can't get that chipmunk tune out of my head now !. The rave version of a Brian Adams song that they are always playing down the back of the bus. Little chavy ****.

cunnins4

and the most unfortunate part of all this is.......

faceman

Please dont use the word chav, it has no place in ireland!

the real question is if the skangers were playing good music, would it bother us as much??? :eek:

cunnins4

my younger brother of 17 is one of these types......

*cringes*

jobonar

faceman wrote:

Please dont use the word chav, it has no place in ireland!

the real question is if the skangers were playing good music, would it bother us as much??? :eek:

probably not cos atleast then it wont sound like chipmunks on speed!

cunnins4

faceman wrote:

the real question is if the skangers were playing good music, would it bother us as much???

that's the gas thing, part of it was chipmonks on acid, the other part was the killers, but they kept switching between it so much it was driving mad. Plus the sh1te quality of it all just takes down any decent music!

cance

cunnins4 wrote:

my younger brother of 17 is one of these types......

*cringes*

well as his older brother its your duty to the nation and mankind as a whole to kick seven shades of ****e out of him and lodge his phone up his pooper.

lets see if he plays music from it then!

Ruu_Old

If you are going to play any sort of music on a bus, at least play it through something decent, not some crap loudspeaker with rubbish sound. Draw them all into a cattle pen with that shite dance music and then wipe them all out!

cunnins4

cance wrote:

well as his older brother its your duty to the nation and mankind as a whole to kick seven shades of ****e out of him and lodge his phone up his pooper.

lets see if he plays music from it then!

both of his older brothers have tried, and failed. Being the hard chav that he is, he cries to mammy who proceeds to kick said brothers out of the house. I'm a poor student who's far too comfy to be kicked out for a chav. He'll be 18 next year, then he's fair game....hehehe!

Plus, i just deny he exists, that usually solves things when someone says "i saw pics of your brother on bebo looking like a spa chav...." i just say "my brother died when he discovered Scooter".

uniquechic

cunnins4 wrote:

"my brother died when he discovered Scooter".

Lol has happened many times with a few of my friends....maybe theres a subliminal message mixed in with the chipmonks that brainwashes otherwise sound people into chipmonk lovers?!?!:eek:

judas101

Caliden wrote:

Fixed that for you.

beat me to it man. nicely done

dodgyme

cunnins4 wrote:

i just say "my brother died when he discovered Scooter".

haha scooter very good
But not being in touch with the younger skangers I am wondering do they make good pets if you train them and dont let them upstairs in the house. I was on about getting a pet. Do you need to get them sorted in the old pants (sorry trackiebottom!) department before letting them inside, I do notice alot seem to have there hands down there for hours on end. I guess they know someone might be on for sorting them out to avoid problems if they get in heat.

cunnins4

dodgyme wrote:

haha scooter very good
But not being in touch with the younger skangers I am wondering do they make good pets if you train them and dont let them upstairs in the house. I was on about getting a pet. Do you need to get them sorted in the old pants (sorry trackiebottom!) department before letting them inside, I do notice alot seem to have there hands down there for hours on end. I guess they know someone might be on for sorting them out to avoid problems if they get in heat.

Very good pets indeed, my brother's well house trained, observe his genius:

He gets his trousers and tucks them into his socks. Now for most people, the old trousers would sneak down your leg and become released from the sock, but oh no, not my bro, ya see i'm not the only genius in the family. He very cleverly takes two hair bands and sticks one around the bottom of each leg so as to ensure that said trousers remain firmly tucked into said socks. Einstein i tell ya. No messy chavs in my gaf. Word.

i'm not in work, why am i on AH????

mise_me_fein

**** it, if it really bothered anyone that much they should have told them to turn it down.

Brian Capture

How come these skangers / chavs never have any decent music like say, Modest Mouse or Sonic Youth?

ansionnachclist

Cos they're tone deaf. It's an outrage, kids these days have no taste in good music what so ever. And I'm 19 .

Reku

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Personally I prefer the term scum.

Yeah, when we don't call scum "scum" it shows Political Correctness (Cultural Sensitivity) has truely run amuck.

Anyway who cares what their musical tastes are, let them listen to whatever they want as long as they aren't subjecting the rest of us to it. Sadly though I don't think there's any laws or even bus regulations against this sort of behaviour...

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

cunnins4 wrote:

my younger brother of 17 is one of these types......

*cringes*

did you ever consider having him put down?

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

cunnins4 wrote:

i'm not in work, why am i on AH????

post of the month!!

mise_me_fein

My little brother and sister listen to the cr*p your on about but I know they won't be listening to it once the go past 18 or 19.

That's the way it is for most people. The ones that listen to that muck that are older than 20, yeah they are scumbags usually, but why don't you have some of your own music ready like bring on some stuff u know will piss them off

Cheeky_gal

Duggy747 wrote:

And don't forget some British guy shouting something incomprehensible and then cue crazy tempo:

"dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun"!! *high pitched and very fast* I WANNA STAND WITH YOU ON A MOUNTAIN....................dun-dun-dun-dun-ba-bi-ba-ba-baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........I WANNA STAND......"

God, it all sounds the goddamn same!! I had a same twat on my bus home last Friday playing the same godawful tune over and over and over again on loudspeaker!! I was litteraly 2 seconds away from knocking his fúckin' teeth out for the ignorance except his battery died!! Still wish I popped him, though!

Personally, I think you're all too old to appreciate the good aul "unce unce unce"....it's completely understandable though...you're all just a bunch of boring oldies.... bee ba ba bada bo!

Quality...

cunnins4

mise_me_fein wrote:

but why don't you have some of your own music ready like bring on some stuff u know will piss them off

You mean bring it onto the bus and blare it like they do?....cos i'm not an ignorant pr!ck like them.

Riesen_Meal

I have a 2gb memory card in my moby and id love to blast them back with some proper music, but no, unfortunately im confined to my own earphones, so people on the bus cant hear what crap im listenin to....

I saw kids doin it walkin down the street aswell, tut tut, or am I just getting old?

cunnins4

Cheeky_gal wrote:

bee ba ba bada bo!

Now there was a man who could sing........RIP John.

kyp_durron

Great thread.

Would read again.

Cheeky_gal

cunnins4 wrote:

Now there was a man who could sing........RIP John.

b-b-b-b-b-bobby joe! Pure class...

cance

Cheeky_gal wrote:

Personally, I think you're all too old to appreciate the good aul "unce unce unce"....it's completely understandable though...you're all just a bunch of boring oldies.... bee ba ba bada bo!

Quality...

:eek:

get off your bebo page, don your "going out" pyjama's, blare your shíte music on the bus on the way to the ilac center where your 25 year old married boyfriend is going to maul you in public.