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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,566 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    "I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    A vegetarian is not a person who lives on vegetables, any more than a Catholic is a person who lives on cats.
    George Bernard Shaw

    That's a truely dreadful comparison.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    So I take it your a vegetarian atheist then, yes?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    The-Rigger wrote:
    That's a truely dreadful comparison.
    I thought it was funny!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Piste wrote:
    So I take it your a vegetarian atheist then, yes?
    I'm an Alatrist. It's like an agnostic that would not worship a god even if it was proven to exist.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I thought it was funny!

    I probably just didn't get it, did he have his tongue planted firmly in his cheek? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I'm an Alatrist. It's like an agnostic that would not worship a god even if it was proven to exist.


    I´ve never heard of those before, suppose it makes sense! I´m agnostic and I don´t suppose I´d worship a God if it was proven to exist, though I would believe in it.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    The-Rigger wrote:
    I probably just didn't get it, did he have his tongue planted firmly in his cheek? :p
    I wasn't around at the time, he seems like a barrel of laughs.
    I´ve never heard of those before, suppose it makes sense! I´m agnostic and I don´t suppose I´d worship a God if it was proven to exist, though I would believe in it.
    That's because we made it up on boards!
    There are several members now, Scofflaw, Bluewolf, me etc.
    seems you can be one too. Joinnn us, we can make it a real word!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,691 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    I'm an Alatrist. It's like an agnostic that would not worship a god even if it was proven to exist.

    "God damn satanists tryin to take over"
    - faceman (boards.ie 2007)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes



    That's because we made it up on boards!
    There are several members now, Scofflaw, Bluewolf, me etc.
    seems you can be one too. Joinnn us, we can make it a real word!


    When's the initiation? What's the initiation? :eek:

    On second thoughts, I don't think I wanna know. It probably involves candles or broom handles and and...


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,691 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Slow coach wrote:

    On second thoughts, I don't think I wanna know. It probably involves candles or broom handles and and...

    ....and internet love juice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 838 ✭✭✭purple'n'gold


    He was indeed. Too bad he was such a sh1t to us Irish in regards to our war position mind.

    He was 100% right.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 400 ✭✭ruskin


    "A friend in power is a friend lost" - Historian Henry Adams

    "True nobility lies not in being superior to any one man; it lies in being superior to one's previous self" - Old Hindu Proverb

    "He who makes his friends laugh deserves paradise" - Quote from the Koran

    "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme" - Mark Twain


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,691 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    He was indeed. Too bad he was such a sh1t to us Irish in regards to our war position mind.

    He was 100% right.

    well said. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    The Bollox quotes me in his signature. Must be one of his favourites.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    well I am quite proud of the handle, it's beautifully ironic


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    god damn vegetarians
    pay a thought to the millions of bacteria that lost their lives so that you could copy and paste that nonsense.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    'People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
    Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

    I once read a quote from Faulker which went something like that a person should only be judged on their circumstances, and not to the people before them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    That's because we made it up on boards!
    There are several members now, Scofflaw, Bluewolf, me etc.
    seems you can be one too. Joinnn us, we can make it a real word!


    Ah yeah go on sure!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    "I could eat a knob at night"
    Karl Pilkington.

    "Nothing is more noble, nothing more venerable than fidelity. Faithfulness and truth are the most sacred excellences and endowments of the human mind."
    Marcus Tullius Cicero

    "I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
    Mark Twain (After reading this one quote any fear I had of death disappeared. It did more than all those years of religion ever did.)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    See my sig.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    "06 VW Caddy for sale" ?

    Not very deep or profound Terry, put more effort into it man.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,691 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    "I could eat a knob at night"
    Karl Pilkington.

    dammit, i came on this mornin to put this quote up!

    some other great Karl quotes:

    "How would I know which one was me?"
    - Re: the doppelganger

    "People who live in glass houses have to answer the door."
    Karl updates the famous proverb (see above) with literal advice.

    "You never see a black ghost, do you?"

    "The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Anto McC


    "6ft of earth equals all men" - Don't know

    "I'd never join a club that would accept me as a member"
    "I never forget a face but in your case i'll make an exception"
    "From the moment i picked up your book, to the moment i put it down i never stopped laughing, someday i intend reading it" - All from Groucho Marx

    And of course the one in my sig.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 687 ✭✭✭kano476


    "Since I smoked pot yesterday theres an ever present shadow of Rosie O' Donnell on my wall giving me orders"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,132 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    "There is a tide in the affairs of men,
    Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
    Omitted, all the voyage of their life
    Is bound in shallows and in miseries." Shakespeare - Julius Caesar

    "The rest is silence" Hamlet

    "It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known." A Tale of Two Cities


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Slow coach wrote:
    When's the initiation? What's the initiation? :eek:

    On second thoughts, I don't think I wanna know. It probably involves candles or broom handles and and...
    I hope you like velvet ropes.
    Piste wrote:
    Ah yeah go on sure!
    The numbers grow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,143 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    "Get to da choppar!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

    "Give these people air." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

    "See you at the party Richter!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

    "IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!" - Admiral Ackbar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look upon the murder of men.
    Leonardo Da Vinci

    "Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people."
    Karl Marx

    To my mind the life of the lamb is no less precious than that of a human being. I should be unwilling to take the life of the lamb for the sake of the human body. I hold that, the more helpless the creature, the more entitled it is to protection by man from the cruelty of man.
    Gandhi

    "The idea of God was not a lie but a device of the unconscious which needed to be decoded by psychology. A personal god was nothing more than an exalted father-figure: desire for such a deity sprang from infantile yearnings for a powerful, protective father, for justice and fairness and for life to go on forever. God is simply a projection of these desires, feared and worshipped by human beings out of an abiding sense of helplessness. Religion belonged to the infancy of the human race; it had been a necessary stage in the transition from childhood to maturity. It had promoted ethical values which were essential to society. Now that humanity had come of age, however, it should be left behind."
    Sigmund Freud
    Vegetarianism serves as the criterion by which we know that the pursuit of moral perfection on the part of humanity is genuine and sincere.
    Leo Tolstoy

    "Faith is believing something you know ain't true."
    Mark Twain

    "It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand."
    Mark Twain

    "Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of."
    Mark Twain

    "Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in print anywhere. It makes Nero an angel of light and leading by contrast" Reflections on Religion, 1906
    Mark Twain

    "Man is a marvelous curiosity ... he thinks he is the Creator's pet ... he even believes the Creator loves him; has a passion for him; sits up nights to admire him; yes and watch over him and keep him out of trouble. He prays to him and thinks He listens. Isn't it a quaint idea." Letters from the Earth
    Mark Twain

    "[The Bible] has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies."
    Mark Twain


    We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.
    Immanuel Kant


    "During the youthful period of mankind's spiritual evolution, human fantasy created gods in man's own image who, by the operations of their will were supposed to determine, or at any rate influence, the phenomenal world... The idea of God in the religions taught at present is a sublimation of that old conception of the gods. Its anthropomorphic character is shown, for instance, by the fact that men appeal to the Divine Being in prayers and plead for the fulfillment of their wishes... In their struggle for the ethical good, teachers of religion must have the stature to give up the doctrine of a personal God, that is, give up that source of fear and hope which in the past placed such vase power in the hands of priests."
    Albert Einstein
    A vegetarian is not a person who lives on vegetables, any more than a Catholic is a person who lives on cats.
    George Bernard Shaw

    "I am a vegetarian and an atheist" - Tar.Aldarion :D

    My own fav (oft used when spending excessively in the off license): "better to have and not need than need and not have".

    Honoutrable mention:
    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,691 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    "Get to da choppar!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

    "whats the matter Hopper? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"


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