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RIP Pat the Baker

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    "Jaysus thats terrible" says I to old Mr. Brennan, "it will be you next".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    c - 13 wrote:
    "Jaysus thats terrible" says I to old Mr. Brennan, "it will be you next".
    lol, my hero


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭tallus


    R.i.p.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭magick


    Jaysus i told ya i wasnt feeling well, says i to old Mr Brennan , "you ****ed now " he says


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Dahh another lost to society......Im going to be eating steak tonight.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭Exit


    I was just thinking yesterday what an Irish institution Pat The Baker is (after seeing that horrible ad with D'Unbelieveable guy) Didn't know the actual fella was still alive.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭layke


    All my heroes are dying :sadface:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    Pat the Baker's brown bread you might say


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    All together now,


    What wakes up the morning, for a perfect kind of day
    Who tells the sun to rise now Pat is on his way
    Its pat the baker, (first with freshness)
    Pat the baker, so fresh its famous
    Bright and early every morning, he brings the best to you........
    Pat the Baker, So Fresh its Famous.


    I don't know if that's 100% right but I'm working from memory and it's close.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,146 ✭✭✭muckwarrior


    Q - What did they call Pat the Baker after he retired?

    A - Pat.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    Have to say I'm a Brennans man. A Shaws sausage wrapped in a super-fresh slice of Brennans with a bit of butter and ketchup....awesome.


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sure didnt Brennans Bread buy out all the other big bread companies years ago?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭layke


    zuutroy wrote:
    Pat the Baker's brown bread you might say

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    All together now,


    What wakes up the morning, for a perfect kind of day
    Who tells the sun to rise now Pat is on his way
    Its pat the baker, (first with freshness)
    Pat the baker, so fresh its famous
    Bright and early every morning, he brings the best to you........
    Pat the Baker, So Fresh its Famous.


    I don't know if that's 100% right but I'm working from memory and it's close.
    LOL:D


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Plug wrote:
    LOL:D
    It's really annoying, I could spend ages studying for an exam in college and still not remember a thing, yet I can remember something like that more or less word for word with out trying. :( I also know all the words to the fresh prince of bel air. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    All together now,


    What wakes up the morning ....

    Not Pat anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    It's really annoying, I could spend ages studying for an exam in college and still not remember a thing, yet I can remember something like that more or less word for word with out trying. :( I also know all the words to the fresh prince of bel air. :)
    Workin from memory here, but I feel the need to show off :D

    In west philadelphia, born and raised,
    on the playground is where I spent most of my days
    chillin out maxin, relaxin all cool
    and I was shootin some b-ball outside of the school

    when a couple of guys who were up to no good
    startin makin trouble in the neighbourhood
    i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    she said "youll move in with your aunty and uncle in bel air!"

    i whistled for a cab and when it came near
    the licence plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror
    if anythin i could say that this cab was rare
    but i thought now forget it, yo home to bel air!

    i pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    and i yelled to the cabby "yo home, smell ya later"
    i looked at my kingdom, i was finally there,
    to settle my throne as the prince of bel air

    I also know the A-Team intro thing, but I won't bother with that! :D


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    DaveMcG wrote:
    Workin from memory here, but I feel the need to show off :D

    In west philadelphia, born and raised,
    on the playground is where I spent most of my days
    chillin out maxin, relaxin all cool
    and I was shootin some b-ball outside of the school

    when a couple of guys who were up to no good
    startin makin trouble in the neighbourhood
    i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    she said "youll move in with your aunty and uncle in bel air!"

    i whistled for a cab and when it came near
    the licence plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror
    if anythin i could say that this cab was rare
    but i thought now forget it, yo home to bel air!

    i pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    and i yelled to the cabby "yo home, smell ya later"
    i looked at my kingdom, i was finally there,
    to settle my throne as the prince of bel air

    I also know the A-Team intro thing, but I won't bother with that! :D
    I could have sworn it was 'to sit on my throne' but in fairness he says it so fast it's kinda hard to understand what he's saying. As long as it sounds similar, it'll do in my book.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Pat The Baker is the best bread, especially Toast Pan (Goes great with anything greasy :D ) Ah R.I.P., Pat!

    You know what this means, right? Exactly what Nostrodamus predicted:

    "When Pat The Baker ceases, so too shall the existence of man."

    I can see the headlines already:

    "Bread Drought Wipes Out Entire Counties!"
    "Lack Of Bread Causes Riots!"
    "Ahern Calls State Of Emergancy As Economy Cripples!"
    "RAGE Virus Spreading Faster, Say Experts"
    "Why We Don't Need Bread, By Kevin Myers"
    "The Dead Walk!!"


    I dunno about you guys but I'm going holding up in my flat for a few weeks. I gotta run to Tesco and buy reserves

    *Legs it out the door punching anyone in his way*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    Actually, bread is set to hit an all time high becauswe wheat prices have gone through the roof due to crazy weather.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,873 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    mukki wrote:
    poor old Pat the Baker has died

    Crumbs!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Pat the Baker


    mukki wrote:
    poor old Pat the Baker has died


    http://www.rte.ie/news/2007/0827/higginsp.html

    Why didnt someone tell me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Why didnt someone tell me?

    Ask these good people, its their forté.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=446


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    His family have asked well wishers to stop sending in donations after his death.







    They don't knead the dough anymore....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    whiskeyman wrote:
    His family have asked well wishers to stop sending in donations after his death.


    They don't knead the dough anymore....

    Really, I thought they'd be struggling to earn a crust.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Fr Dougal


    zuutroy wrote:
    Pat the Baker's brown bread you might say

    Guess he's toast now....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭JackieChan


    Crap... I feel partially responsible.
    I'm normally a 'Pat the Baker 'man but today I bought Hovis.....must have been the shock of it....RIP


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,662 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    If he's cremated, will the end product be like those burnt crumbs you get in the bottom of a toaster?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Duggy747 wrote:
    I can see the headlines already:

    "Bread Drought Wipes Out Entire Counties!"
    "Lack Of Bread Causes Riots!"
    "Ahern Calls State Of Emergancy As Economy Cripples!"
    "RAGE Virus Spreading Faster, Say Experts"
    "Why We Don't Need Bread, By Kevin Myers"
    "The Dead Walk!!"

    "PANDEMONIUM SWEEPS THE NATION"

    hehe


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    Heel be sadly missed


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