Weirdest Place you've wanked?

faceman · 24-08-2007 08:30PM

and lots of it!

Pepe LeFrits · 24-08-2007 09:09PM

meglome wrote:

I've had sex in some interesting places but I'm not really into jerking off in public places. Sure we've all had a quick stress reliever in work and such. More interesting for me I've made a point of having sex in all the places I've worked for a long time now. If I was ever having a bad day in work I’d sit back for a moment and think of better times

Actually I think I've got a problem :eek:

I swear to god, if you ever jizzed on any of those netcafe seats that I sat on I'll kill you!

ansionnachclist · 24-08-2007 09:25PM

folkface wrote:

I also did it in a booth in Amsterdam as a girl stripped..... but i think thats expected....you know the ones where you pay E1 and a shutter goes up for prob 60 secs.

Was in one of those booths. 2 Euro for 2 mins. Didn't have to urge to have a **** though. Spent 50 Euro on a special lady though. Was too drunk and stoned to do much lol.

FlutterinBantam · 24-08-2007 09:31PM

Jeez.. that was a ghey post:eek:

rediguana · 24-08-2007 10:05PM

I'm originally from the midlands. As a teen, I bespoiled the pristine peat bogs in the hinterland of East Athlone by stripping off on a hot summers day and going for broke amongst the heather and humming dragon flies. It was perfect - hot sun, soft turf, flowers. All I needed was a girl.

Flashraziel · 24-08-2007 10:10PM

emmm... in the toilets in St. Peters Basilica in Rome. It was a school trip.
That one didn't stay secret very long.

SligoBrewer · 24-08-2007 10:18PM

Flashraziel wrote:

emmm... in the toilets in St. Peters Basilica in Rome. It was a school trip.
That one didn't stay secret very long.

jaysus.. what a way to give 2 fingers to the catholic church!:p

fly_agaric · 24-08-2007 10:29PM

rediguana wrote:

It was perfect - hot sun, soft turf, flowers. All I needed was a girl.

Or a farm animal?

rediguana · 24-08-2007 10:32PM

fly_agaric wrote:

Or a farm animal?

It would hardly be appropriate - those animals are people's PROPERTY, you know.

Zaph · 24-08-2007 11:24PM

Flashraziel wrote:

emmm... in the toilets in St. Peters Basilica in Rome.

We have a winner!

MooseJam · 25-08-2007 12:44AM

into a work colleagues sandwich

AlmightyCushion · 25-08-2007 12:55AM

Flashraziel wrote:

emmm... in the toilets in St. Peters Basilica in Rome. It was a school trip.

That's not weird. I bet the pope does that the whole time. It's not like he gets much action.

GhostInTheRuins · 25-08-2007 12:57AM

McDonalds.

fatherdougalmag · 25-08-2007 12:59AM

Can someone top me up €10 for GPRS costs and give me a hanky ...

Lazare · 25-08-2007 01:04AM

Snip.

note to self..

Don't admit such stuff when pissed.

faceman · 25-08-2007 01:04PM

its not really havin a thomas but its kinda related. My mate made whoopee with a girl on the floor of his sittin room while his granny was asleep in the chair.

Plug · 25-08-2007 01:19PM

Mine probly was the time in a car.
OMG just as I was writing this im after finding a half a yoke:eek:
WTF happened in my house last night?

Civilian_Target · 26-08-2007 04:06PM

lol! I remember walking in a forest in Germany and there was some guy cracking one off beside a tree. It looked really pathetic TBH...

Tar.Aldarion · 26-08-2007 04:18PM

Disabled toilets. Story ends now.

The_Hustler · 27-08-2007 04:27PM

Flashraziel wrote:

emmm... in the toilets in St. Peters Basilica in Rome. It was a school trip.
That one didn't stay secret very long.

I was thinking "I know someone who did that!" and then I saw your username.

The first time I was told (which was while we were still at the Basilica I think) was that you had done it behind the front doors!

Dragan · 27-08-2007 04:40PM

DaveMcG wrote:

-- oh except for in YORE MA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad to see the universe is still in balance, well done DaveMcG.

* goes back to work *

Cuddlesworth · 27-08-2007 05:45PM

Around 1 o'clock, on top of a roof, looking out on the m50. Very satisfying.

Seth Brundle · 27-08-2007 06:59PM

KTRIC wrote:

Orlee wrote:

Is this literally all you boys think about?

Naughty!

Pretty much, every 20 seconds or so.

...and the thought lasts for 5 seconds
I think about sex fot the rest of the time!

this-n-that · 27-08-2007 08:02PM

Probably the wierdest place was in the stable, just pulled down my oilskins a small bit and let rip...I was young at that aswell...

Seth Brundle · 27-08-2007 08:51PM

Colonel Sanders wrote:

my 'best' was on a plane to Paris. Raging hangover => raging horn. Cracked one off in the jacks to become a member of the 'me fein mile high club'.

Does that make it the the plane's cockpit?

I'll get my coat!

Rhyme · 27-08-2007 09:08PM

The_Hustler wrote:

I was thinking "I know someone who did that!" and then I saw your username.

Same here, tut tut Flash

MAYPOP · 27-08-2007 09:20PM

Funderland

Jesus Wept · 27-08-2007 09:28PM

I'm going to try and think of some really weird places, go there, have a ****, and report back.

Anto McC · 27-08-2007 11:05PM

The-Rigger wrote:

I'm going to try and think of some really weird places, go there, have a ****, and report back.

You should go do it in the Confession box

Jesus Wept · 27-08-2007 11:22PM

If it was priestless I'd consider it

Weirdest Place you've wanked?

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