Weirdest Place you've wanked?

Colonel Sanders

Carrying on the masterbation theme in this forum lately....

Must say I'm not very adventurous, my 'best' was on a plane to Paris. Raging hangover => raging horn. Cracked one off in the jacks to become a member of the 'me fein mile high club'. I'm sure someone can do better (worse?).

I remember one new years in Germany we were talking about this. One guy had one in school (not in the jacks, in the middle of class!!!). Another guy i used to work with says as soon as he gets the urge thats it, he has to do it be it behind a bush or in the jacks or anywhere. I've led a boring life in comparison :eek:

Duggy747

My life is boring in comparison to you!! :eek:

I have to say I've never yanked my monkey anywhere other than where I live, period!! I don't like distractions!

Slow Motion

This is just getting fcuking ridiculus ! Mods can we merge all these idiot threads into one ****/fcuk/blojob/donkey sex mega merge thread where all those interested can go and play with themselves and leave the rest of us to get on with dossing while they do their tossing !

folkface

In an internet cafe in Rome. Just too many hot birds walking around, got the URGE and wham, bang, thank you Palm. I had the computer at the back of the cafe facing the rest. so no one could see. Didn't even care that the admin was monitoring what i was watching.......

I also did it in a booth in Amsterdam as a girl stripped..... but i think thats expected....you know the ones where you pay E1 and a shutter goes up for prob 60 secs.

Niamho!

Slow Motion wrote:

This is just getting fcuking ridiculus ! Mods can we merge all these idiot threads into one ****/fcuk/blojob/donkey sex mega merge thread where all those interested can go and play with themselves and leave the rest of us to get on with dossing while they do their tossing !

I Partly agree. lol. i predict alot of Disgust in this Thread for poor oul' Niamho's innocent mind!! Hehehe.

Dave!

Ahh nowhere wierd.........






























-- oh except for in YORE MA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

admiralofthefleet

folkface wrote:

I also did it in a booth in Amsterdam as a girl stripped..... but i think thats expected....you know the ones where you pay E1 and a shutter goes up for prob 60 secs.

me too, but in madrid

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

DaveMcG wrote:

Ahh nowhere wierd.........






























-- oh except for in YORE MA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bastard, why was i just 4 mins late, i was going to say that

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

Slow Motion wrote:

This is just getting fcuking ridiculus ! Mods can we merge all these idiot threads into one ****/fcuk/blojob/donkey sex mega merge thread where all those interested can go and play with themselves and leave the rest of us to get on with dossing while they do their tossing !

nobody is forcing you to look in the threads.

Slow Motion

Brayson Fit Woman wrote:

nobody is forcing you to look in the threads.

Yes he is, his name is boredom the ba$tard and I would rather have more interesting ones to look in, besides there does seem to be a rather unhealthy amount of this juvenile crap around at the moment !

Kintarō Hattori

Slow Motion wrote:

This is just getting fcuking ridiculus ! Mods can we merge all these idiot threads into one ****/fcuk/blojob/donkey sex mega merge thread where all those interested can go and play with themselves and leave the rest of us to get on with dossing while they do their tossing !

I agree with Slow Motion- it's getting rediculous. How many of these crap, repetative threads can we have?

Slow Motion wrote:

besides there does seem to be a rather unhealthy amount of this juvenile crap around at the moment !

Schools out for summer!

justsomebloke

DaveMcG wrote:

-- oh except for in YORE MA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am going to ignore the whole aspect of you having to get your hand in as well and the whole moving said hand

cance

eo980 wrote:

I agree with Slow Motion- it's getting rediculous. How many of these crap, repetative threads can we have?



Schools out for summer!

incapable of ignoring threads? or incable of stopping your fingers?

its pretty clearly marked, dont like it dont read it.

justsomebloke

eo980 wrote:

I agree with Slow Motion- it's getting rediculous. How many of these crap, repetative threads can we have?

well it is going to happen as long as boards exists they may go away for a few months but they will always cum back

whiskeyman

if you do it in a web cafe or out a bit more public, where the hell do you 'clean up' or 'fire your juice'?
Or do yee even get that far?
Very confused...

Kintarō Hattori

cance wrote:

incapable of ignoring threads? or incable of stopping your fingers?

its pretty clearly marked, dont like it dont read it.

I'm not going to answer you with a witty and clever comeback or outline a detailed arguement. Any above the age of 5 will understand anyone complaining about the sheer number of these threads lately.

meglome

I've had sex in some interesting places but I'm not really into jerking off in public places. Sure we've all had a quick stress reliever in work and such. More interesting for me I've made a point of having sex in all the places I've worked for a long time now. If I was ever having a bad day in work I’d sit back for a moment and think of better times

Actually I think I've got a problem :eek:

aidan_dunne

folkface wrote:

I also did it in a booth in Amsterdam as a girl stripped..... but i think thats expected....you know the ones where you pay E1 and a shutter goes up for prob 60 secs.

The question is, though, did you manage to finish before the 60 seconds were up?

Then again, if you did, it's not the kind of thing you'd probably want to admit to or brag about, is it? Let's face it, no guy wants to be known as a "one minute man", does he?

Slow Motion

jsb wrote:

well it is going to happen as long as boards exists they may go away for a few months but they will always cum back

One or two here and there is ok but this is like muppet spam ! Take it to the mythology forum they seem to attract all the sexual deviants there for some reason * Surely people could come up with something a little more original than taking one stupid thread and replicating it in a completely new exactly the same way !


*Referring to the amount of spambots they seem to get and not a suggestion that anyone add to that particular woe

Orlee

Is this literally all you boys think about?

Naughty!

KTRIC

Orlee wrote:

Is this literally all you boys think about?

Naughty!

Pretty much, every 20 seconds or so.

folkface

whiskeyman wrote:

if you do it in a web cafe or out a bit more public, where the hell do you 'clean up' or 'fire your juice'?
Or do yee even get that far?
Very confused...

Good question. Well in the internet cafe, it was very hot so i was wearing shorts, so all i had to do was whip the lad out the leg hole. Tissue was at hand that time.
As regards the Amsterdam time, none was available so just had to go for the floor, i don't think they minded as they had a big mop bucket out side. But it wasn't very pleasant for the guy who walked into the booth when i walked out.
Another time cum to think of it (pardon the pun) was after a visit to a strip club in Vegas. I was that ready to explode i ran to the jacks in the club and had to finish myself off. Weird thing was right afterwards as you do, the rush of blood flows back to your brain and you ask yourself "what the f*ck am i doing in this kip" and walk out the door.

Anthony_1980

on virgin atlantic jumbo on the way to aussie lovely black air stewardess with humongus juggs and had to crack 2 off in 20 mins lol

walking out of toilet with sweat dripping from me , i did actually do it full on sex in toilet in plane man it was cramped

r3nu4l

Slow Motion wrote:

Take it to the mythology forum they seem to attract all the sexual deviants there for some reason *

*Referring to the amount of spambots they seem to get and not a suggestion that anyone add to that particular woe

Great!

I do agree with your original point btw, this forum is becoming ridiculously oversexed...lads, it's Friday,go out tonight, have some beers, have sex with someone, anyone so long as it relieves the tension that has built here these past few days. I expect to see a surge in the sale of Durex and Kleenex over the weekend! Shopkeepers, you have been warned!

Jimoslimos

Slow Motion wrote:

This is just getting fcuking ridiculus ! Mods can we merge all these idiot threads into one ****/fcuk/blojob/donkey sex mega merge thread where all those interested can go and play with themselves and leave the rest of us to get on with dossing while they do their tossing !

True, but is alot better than all those immigrant/refugee threads we've had recently:rolleyes:

Now all we need is an overzealous mod to magic these over to S&S!

whiskeyman

Jimoslimos wrote:

True, but is alot better than all those immigrant/refugee threads we've had recently

Plenty of people wanting to knock 'em out in both cases...

Anto McC

There does seem to be a few too many **** in AH.

Terry

folkface wrote:

As regards the Amsterdam time, none was available so just had to go for the floor, i don't think they minded as they had a big mop bucket out side. But it wasn't very pleasant for the guy who walked into the booth when i walked out.

Well at least someone is keeping the jizz moppers employed.

As for me, back of the classroom during detention.
The room was empty though.
The really sexy Irish teacher who was always rubbing my leg had just left the room.
Thankfully the toilets wre close by.

Zaph

In a convalescent home. I was convalescing, not visiting, and I did have my own private room.

Karoma

Folks, (A little late but...) if you have a problem with a post or thread - REPORT IT. Don't whinge and bitch in a thread. Also, it may be an idea to ignore some threads or users. This is not the Feedback forum.

Terry

I think someone needs some self lovin'

faceman

and lots of it!

Pepe LeFrits

meglome wrote:

I've had sex in some interesting places but I'm not really into jerking off in public places. Sure we've all had a quick stress reliever in work and such. More interesting for me I've made a point of having sex in all the places I've worked for a long time now. If I was ever having a bad day in work I’d sit back for a moment and think of better times

Actually I think I've got a problem :eek:

I swear to god, if you ever jizzed on any of those netcafe seats that I sat on I'll kill you!

ansionnachclist

folkface wrote:

I also did it in a booth in Amsterdam as a girl stripped..... but i think thats expected....you know the ones where you pay E1 and a shutter goes up for prob 60 secs.

Was in one of those booths. 2 Euro for 2 mins. Didn't have to urge to have a **** though. Spent 50 Euro on a special lady though. Was too drunk and stoned to do much lol.

FlutterinBantam

Jeez.. that was a ghey post:eek:

rediguana

I'm originally from the midlands. As a teen, I bespoiled the pristine peat bogs in the hinterland of East Athlone by stripping off on a hot summers day and going for broke amongst the heather and humming dragon flies. It was perfect - hot sun, soft turf, flowers. All I needed was a girl.

Flashraziel

emmm... in the toilets in St. Peters Basilica in Rome. It was a school trip.
That one didn't stay secret very long.

SligoBrewer

Flashraziel wrote:

emmm... in the toilets in St. Peters Basilica in Rome. It was a school trip.
That one didn't stay secret very long.

jaysus.. what a way to give 2 fingers to the catholic church!:p

fly_agaric

rediguana wrote:

It was perfect - hot sun, soft turf, flowers. All I needed was a girl.

Or a farm animal?

rediguana

fly_agaric wrote:

Or a farm animal?

It would hardly be appropriate - those animals are people's PROPERTY, you know.

Zaph

Flashraziel wrote:

emmm... in the toilets in St. Peters Basilica in Rome.

We have a winner!

MooseJam

into a work colleagues sandwich

AlmightyCushion

Flashraziel wrote:

emmm... in the toilets in St. Peters Basilica in Rome. It was a school trip.

That's not weird. I bet the pope does that the whole time. It's not like he gets much action.

GhostInTheRuins

McDonalds.

fatherdougalmag

Can someone top me up €10 for GPRS costs and give me a hanky ...

Lazare

Snip.

note to self..

Don't admit such stuff when pissed.

faceman

its not really havin a thomas but its kinda related. My mate made whoopee with a girl on the floor of his sittin room while his granny was asleep in the chair.

Plug

Mine probly was the time in a car.
OMG just as I was writing this im after finding a half a yoke:eek:
WTF happened in my house last night?

Civilian_Target

lol! I remember walking in a forest in Germany and there was some guy cracking one off beside a tree. It looked really pathetic TBH...

Tar.Aldarion

Disabled toilets. Story ends now.

The_Hustler

Flashraziel wrote:

emmm... in the toilets in St. Peters Basilica in Rome. It was a school trip.
That one didn't stay secret very long.

I was thinking "I know someone who did that!" and then I saw your username.

The first time I was told (which was while we were still at the Basilica I think) was that you had done it behind the front doors!