What's the strangest thing you've ever found in your pocket?

olaola · 21-08-2007 09:46AM

I had bought a new jacket and was wearing it to a BBQ party in a friends place. Had my paws in my pockets (it was a tad chilly) and I felt something in there and pulled out a plug. A plug on a chain (used).
Dunno where it came from!!

matt-dublin · 21-08-2007 09:47AM

wasn't my pocket, but out on a session in wicklow one night, next morning we found one of those gians 99 plastic ice cream cones! you know the ones you get outside ice cream shops?

L1011 · 21-08-2007 09:49AM

Pint glass. I hadn't been out drinking the night before...

Lola123 · 21-08-2007 09:50AM

togster wrote:

A burst condom with the remains in my pocket. Not mine....:( :eek:

Got to be the worst thing ever to find in your pocket!! :eek:

I, for some reason end up waking up regularly surrounded by sachets of salt, ketchup, sugar etc. I must be raiding mcdonalds and burger king in the early hours of the morning!

Caliden · 21-08-2007 09:54AM

matt-dublin wrote:

wasn't my pocket, but out on a session in wicklow one night, next morning we found one of those gians 99 plastic ice cream cones! you know the ones you get outside ice cream shops?

Haha did you hear about the Ray D'Arcy show where a girl came on to plead for one of those back that was stolen from the family shop. There was a big appeal and everything I don't know if they got it back. There was a 100 euro reward afaik so if you still have it get in contact with TodayFM. The replacement costs 700 euro.

You bastard!!

Femelade · 21-08-2007 09:58AM

Caliden wrote:

Haha did you hear about the Ray D'Arcy show where a girl came on to plead for one of those back that was stolen from the family shop. There was a big appeal and everything I don't know if they got it back. There was a 100 euro reward afaik so if you still have it get in contact with TodayFM. The replacement costs 700 euro.

You bastard!!

yeah i heard that!
Give it back!!

i cant think of anything at the moment...but my sister found a spoon and a little glass jug in her bag after a nite in the local..

fakearms123 · 21-08-2007 10:53AM

After a minor night out, just heading to the pub having two or three pints and heading back to a friends house to play Halo, I woke up to find several cigarette buds in my wallet in my pocket, keeping in mind i dont smoke, then I reached into my other pocket and found a bunch of small novelty sized keys for those tiny little locks, you know those baby keys and you get like 7 of them all the same, well they were in my pocket for some reason, reached around to the back pocket to find.... nothing, absolutely nothing, of course this was quite worrying because my phone was suppose to be back there, ended up in the sink

Mr. CooL ICE · 21-08-2007 11:48AM

A peanut. No idea how it got there

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 21-08-2007 02:28PM

I had a friend over to my house and when I was feeding our pet cat all that dried catfood I filled the pockets of her jacket with it too... She didnt realise until a few days later

Femelade · 21-08-2007 02:43PM

One night me and my sis were in an old mans pub and there was a jacket next to us, so my sister put her hand in the pocket and pulled out a piece of chalk board, (he was obviously into road bowling) it was the same size and shape of a mobile phone, so we drew little number buttons on it, a screen and a nokia sign.
would have loved to see his reaction.

Steez · 21-08-2007 03:52PM

I found a lump of (what i really hope is) cheese in my pocket this morning.

dmck2886 · 21-08-2007 07:03PM

I found a fuse in my pocket a few years back when i was in school, i havnt a clue how it got there

cmurph · 21-08-2007 09:33PM

not mine but my brother....one night after a good session in the pub and then finished up at a mates house...the brother arrives home drunk as a lord with makeup on...he looked only gorgeous:D

he had fallen asleep so they did him up.....i put him into bed and left it at that......next morning his mobile rings...he puts his hand in his pocket to be greeted by a melted mess!
the buddys had put a ib of real butter in his pocket and he had slept with the jacket on all night so you can imagine the mess.....and his phone was in that pocket!!

cruel feckers!

he was only getting over the shock of the butter in his pocket and on his phone when he looked in the mirror :eek:

echter · 23-08-2007 07:09PM

i found a lipstick in my friends (male) bag

Zaph · 23-08-2007 07:21PM

matt-dublin wrote:

wasn't my pocket, but out on a session in wicklow one night, next morning we found one of those gians 99 plastic ice cream cones! you know the ones you get outside ice cream shops?

Well seeing as we've graduated from pockets to things you've taken when drunk, years ago myself and a few mates on the way home from the pub came across a bust stop that had been knocked down and was lying in the ground. No idea why, but we took it with us and it was a heavy bástárd altogether. We tried to plant it in the front garden of another friend whose house we happened to pass and knew was on holiday but the ground was too hard so we left it there.

Dord · 23-08-2007 09:30PM

zaph wrote:

Well seeing as we've graduated from pockets to things you've taken when drunk, years ago myself and a few mates on the way home from the pub came across a bust stop that had been knocked down and was lying in the ground. No idea why, but we took it with us and it was a heavy bástárd altogether. We tried to plant it in the front garden of another friend whose house we happened to pass and knew was on holiday but the ground was too hard so we left it there.

I've done this before too...strange what you do when you're drunk. We only managed to carry the bus stop a few meters before falling over laughing.

What's the strangest thing you've ever found in your pocket?

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