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The "Pub" facts Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭Ger_Hankey


    One in every six people on the planet is a direct decendant of Genghis Kahn. (Theres a bloke who got around!!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    estebancambias is Timothy McVeighs lovechild. FACT.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    estebancambias is gonna appear on Sky New and / or Fox News over something disasterous, like bombing the Boards servers *shudders at thought*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,406 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    BT Ireland have copyrighted the "interweb"


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,418 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    One of the blokes out of the Monkees' ma invented tippex

    That was Mike Nesmith's mother. He's the guy with the woolly hat. He apparently inherited about $20 million from her when she died.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    Fact, I receive blind hatred in AH.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 375 ✭✭im_invisible


    Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled
    'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered
    into the English language .
    wrong

    Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
    Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair .
    how do they know this?

    Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
    Spades - King David
    Hearts - Charlemagne
    Clubs -Alexander, the Great
    Diamonds - Julius Caesar
    i know the queens are all based on the same woman, so not sure

    Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
    laser printers all have in common?
    A. All invented by women.

    so we can actually count all the things invented by women? :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,257 ✭✭✭Love2love


    The word QUIZ was invented in Dublin. Some bloke made a bet with his friend that he could get a word entered into the English Dictonary. He paid a bunch of kids to write the word on walls all over Dublin and people wondered what the word meant. Giving it its meaning.

    Tayto was the very first flavored crisp. Cheese and Onion. Before that you got a bag with a sachet of salt inside it to add upon opening.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭Mrs. MacGyver


    My uncle invented the glow in the dark paint you see on airport runways!

    There is a spelling mistake on the Irish Inscription on the Michael Collins Statue in Beal na mblath

    Giraffes sleep standing up!

    While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot. (go ahead no one will see you) While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

    People with higher number of moles tend to live longer than people with lesser number of moles.

    When filming summer scenes in winter, actors suck on ice cubes just before the camera rolls - it cools their mouths so their breath doesn't condense in the cold air.

    Grapefruit scent will make middle aged women appear six years younger to men. The perception is not reciprocal and the grapefruit scent on men has no effect on women's perception.

    Women blink twice as many times as men do.

    We are about 1 cm taller in the morning than in the evening.
    Layers of cartilage in the joints gets compressed during the day.

    The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.
    The life span of a taste bud is 10 days.

    The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

    Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

    Babies are born without kneecaps. They appear when the child is 2-6 years of age.

    The force of 1 billion people jumping at the same time is equal to 500 tons of TNT.

    The colder the room you sleep in, the better the chances are that you'll have a bad dream.

    The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger.

    A person swallows approx. 295 times while eating dinner.

    Your urine will turn bright yellow if you eat too much asparagus.

    There are more people alive today than have ever died.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    zaph wrote:
    That was Mike Nesmith's mother. He's the guy with the woolly hat. He apparently inherited about $20 million from her when she died.

    That's not to be sniffed at.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    summer lasts 93 days 15 hours in the northern hemisphere, or 93 minutes 15 seconds in ireland.

    prossies in ancient rome were required by law to wear blonde wigs

    there have been 125 cival wars since the end of WW2

    five seconds between lightening and thunder equals 1 mile

    films starring legand christopher walken have grossed 900 million dollars at the box office

    in arabic 'al qaeda' means 'the base' or 'military hq'

    louisiana is the only U.S. state where cock fighting is legal

    in 2003 bruce willis offered $500,000 for the capture of saddam hussein

    there is only one elephant in alaska-in anchorage zoo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,257 ✭✭✭Love2love


    In Indonesia it is illegal to masterbate. The sentence - DECAPITATION!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Love2love wrote:
    In Indonesia it is illegal to masterbate. The sentence - DECAPITATION!


    they're only a bunch of **** over there anyway


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭Mrs. MacGyver


    Ouch!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Love2love wrote:
    In Indonesia it is illegal to masterbate. The sentence - DECAPITATION!

    Do they chop off the big head or the little head?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,585 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Ger_Hankey wrote:
    One in every six people on the planet is a direct decendant of Genghis Kahn. (Theres a bloke who got around!!)
    it's not 1 in 6, an impressive number of desendents alright but not 1 in 6 cba googling
    There are more people alive today than have ever died.
    while there are more scientists alive today than have ever lived the same is not true of people in general.

    In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
    apart from the hamster , rabbit , guinea pig and others

    The Madagascan Hissing Cockroach is one of the few insects who give birth to live young, rather than laying eggs.
    green fly do too - it's not all that rare

    Anne Boleyn had six fingernails on one hand.
    not sure but I've heard she had three breasts though

    Bananas do not grow on trees, but on rhizomes.
    true, and you have to chain the plants to stop them walking

    The volume of the Earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean
    interesting - average depth of the ocean is about 2 miles
    maybe they are talking suface area ?


    Hydrogen solid is the most dense substance in the world, at 70.6 g/cc
    :rolleyes:

    Hummingbirds are the only animals able to fly backwards
    insects are animals too.

    A cat's jaws cannot move sideways.
    true of most carnivores, including reptiles, dinosaurs

    A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
    debunked

    The chemical formula for Rubidium Bromide is RbBr. It is the only chemical formula known to be a palindrome!
    someone will post I hope, cba thinking beyond calcium dicarbide

    The Amazon rainforest produces half the world's oxygen supply.
    nah

    The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosey is a rhyme about the plague.
    nope


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,027 ✭✭✭The_B_Man
    Something about sandwiches


    miserable git! ruinin all our fun!

    the number of freckles on a gingers face corresponds to the amount of peoples souls that they've kidnapped! FACT!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    The_B_Man wrote:
    miserable git! ruinin all our fun!

    the number of freckles on a gingers face corresponds to the amount of peoples souls that they've kidnapped! FACT!!
    False.
    It actually corresponds to the number of weird people (read "non gingers") we have thrown into a lava pit on any particular day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    If you eat pedigree chum twice a day the chances of your offspring barking are 0%


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Fact, I receive blind hatred in AH.

    *Yawn !* Fact !


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Dun laoire wrote:
    If you eat pedigree chum twice a day the chances of your offspring barking are 0%
    Naaaaaw crap!! There's goes my plan to create my army of Irish Wolfhound children! :mad:

    The side of a hammer is called a cheek. (How many of ye knew that!?! I know I didn't!)

    The hyena gives birth through its clitoris. (Ouch??)

    A pangram is a sentence that uses all the letters of the alphabet. (The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.)

    You can't sneeze in your sleep.

    Pigs can get a suntan. (There's hope for you yet Pighead!)

    Alfred Hitchcock had no bellybutton. (No wonder he had freaky ideas, the freak!)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    If you undo your bellybutton your arse will fall off

    Stepping on the lines between paving slabs is bad luck

    Using the urinal in school with "adamant" on it makes you gay

    The bread at the bottom of the pack is poison

    Tapping on the top of a coke can will ensure it doesn't explode in your face

    If you swallow apple pips they will grow into trees inside you

    If you're awake when santa comes he'll sprinkle magic sleeping dust in your eyes

    Red-arsed honey bees can sting thier way t hrough a glass jar.

    certain forms of ladybirds can suck blood

    Red lemonade and indeed club shandy wil somehow get you drunk if you drink enough of it.

    If somebody asks to see your fingernails and you extend your hand flat instead of curling your fingers towards the palm it means you're gay

    If you're NOT a "benny tied to a tree" then you're a "benny on the loose".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Duggy747 wrote:
    The hyena gives birth through its clitoris.
    That'll stop the ****er from laughing.


  • Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This morning at breakfast I heard the MGM lion is from dublin zoo:D :D:D
    I laughed so hard I'm sure the whole canteen looked around


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Although MGM calls the lion 'Leo' his actual name was Cairbre. He was born at Dublin Zoo on 20th March, 1927. A second lion from Dublin Zoo was also filmed to replace Cairbre but the zoo has no knowledge as to whether this footage was ever used.


  • Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Baha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 941 ✭✭✭blah


    I overheard this in a pub last week. Some guy was trying to convince his mates that:

    You should never pick the numbers 1,2,3,4,5 and 6 on the lotto, because those numbers are less likely to come up than any other set of numbers. His logic was that since the numbers that come up every week are a random set rather than an ordered sequence, picking those numbers would be pointless. Not an expert (or even familiar) with probability! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,143 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    The plastic bits on the end of shoelaces are called flugelbinders.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 941 ✭✭✭blah


    The plastic bits on the end of shoelaces are called flugelbinders.

    They're called aglets!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭JuJuYNWA


    Degsy wrote:
    If you attempt to put a monkey's paw into a flame it will bite you.

    Not if you break its jaw beforehand!!!!


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