The "Pub" facts Thread

Duggy747

Post some meaningless or pub-worthy facts here. We know we all crave for the mental comfort of knowing stupid things:

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes long.

Cat piss glows under a black light.

Starfish have no brains.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.

A woman invented the dishwasher (Oh, irony )

If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green (Eurgh!)

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". (Prove me wrong!)

xzanti

Duggy747 wrote:

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". (Prove me wrong!)

Blamt*

Caliden

If no player makes a mistake in draughts, it will always end in a draw.

Slow Motion

56 % of all statistics are made up ! Fact !

super_furry

Unkempt.....dammit!

Vegeta

Duggy747 has a bagina (little v of hair at bottom of back)

Duggy747

Vegeta wrote:

Duggy747 has a bagina (little v of hair at bottom of back)

I barely have arm hair, I'm that hairless!

<_<

>_>

Celticfire

Google is to blame for all fact related threads.... "Fact"

mickoneill30

Duggy747 wrote:

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". (Prove me wrong!)

Does daydreamt count?

trout

gorillas cannot swim
elephants cannot jump

I learned these facts in the pub last week

super_furry

Dogs can't look up.

Pighead

The "pub" that the Walter Mitty type characters over in Beer Guts and Receding drink in is in fact fake. FACT.

Villain

Earwigs have two penises because they are very brittle and one can break off!!

Vokes

Duggy747 wrote:

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". (Prove me wrong!)

Pmt ?

Slow Motion

Fish don't drink !

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You ingest 72* spiders in a year in your sleep.


*or some other random number.


Factories that make snacks like Chocolate bars and Crisps have a yearly allowance of insect parts that are allowed to be found in their products, because it would be impossible to remove every single insect part that could contaminate the food.

Girls can't get pregnant in the following circumstances:
- Having sex standing up
- Having sex for the first time

Leeby

super_furry wrote:

Dogs can't look up.

What?? Of course they can!

cmoney

DesF wrote:

You ingest 72* spiders in a year in your sleep.


*or some other random number.

72 in your lifetime as far as i know

Caliden

DesF wrote:

Girls can't get pregnant in the following circumstances:
- Having sex standing up
- Having sex for the first time

You might want to rethink those....

thefinalstage

DesF wrote:

You ingest 72* spiders in a year in your sleep.


*or some other random number.


Factories that make snacks like Chocolate bars and Crisps have a yearly allowance of insect parts that are allowed to be found in their products, because it would be impossible to remove every single insect part that could contaminate the food.

Girls can't get pregnant in the following circumstances:
- Having sex standing up
- Having sex for the first time

Girls can get pregnant in both instances.

super_furry

Leeby wrote:

What?? Of course they can!

No they can't and that IS a real gun in the Winchester Arms.

Villain

I think he was joking guys or he may be a father and not know it yet!

DarkJager

Its stated as fact thus cannot be faulted

EDIT: 1 in 3 women will go blind from semen. FACT!

Agamemnon

DesF wrote:

Girls can't get pregnant in the following circumstances:
- Having sex standing up
- Having sex for the first time

You forgot this fact: everything on the internet is taken literally.

Also, all dog and cat food made in the EU must be fit for human consumption.

Villain

DarkJager wrote:

EDIT: 1 in 3 women will go blind from semen. FACT!

ROFL let me guess your female and your man wants to shoot on your face, or your a guy and some woman had used that as excuse?

AnonoBoy

Everything you post on the internet is completely anonymous.

DarkJager

Irish1: I'll have you know I'm male, and am the lead contributor to female blindness in the Mid West

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'The Red Lion' is the most popular name for a pub in Britain.

Villain

Nice one DarkJager keep up the good work.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains over 50,000 words -- none of them with the letter E!

Duggy747

agamemnon wrote:

Also, all dog and cat food made in the EU must be fit for human consumption.

Mmmm, thank ghod........*chomp*..........fhor that!.......*chomp*......*gulp!*

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn.
Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two helpless protesters to death.

Swans are the only birds with willys

Villain

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

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Duggy747 wrote:

Swans are the only birds with willys

I saw a few in Thailand actually.

Human cells regenerate every seven years, there is no part of you more than seven years old.

Drag00n79

The positioning of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times.

Villain

It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary

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Everyone alive in the world can trace their family tree and find Shakespeare as a relative.

Drag00n79

Giraffes can't cough. Must be annoying with a tickly throat!

Duggy747

In Massachusetts, America, no gorilla is allowed in the backseat of any car at any time.

In New Mexico, women are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public (Alright!!)

Dyr

dinner knives are blunt because diners in hostelries used to stab each other far too often.


the Tooth Fairy is, in fact, a pixie.

DarkJager

Pubic crabs are not actually crabs; they are in fact......LOBSTERS!!!!!! FACT!!!

Slow Motion

Elvis is alive and running a petrol station in Mullingar ! Factoid !

monkeyfudge

agamemnon wrote:

Also, all dog and cat food made in the EU must be fit for human consumption.

I believe that is because in order for them to claim that the flavour has been improved they legally need to have some poor bastard taste it and say that it's better.

Pompey Magnus

You can lead a cow upstairs but not back down.

Humans are closer relations to chimps than orangutans are.

50% of human genes are also present in bananas or something like that.

There once was this hairy Chinese kid...

If an atom was the size of a football stadium, the nucleus would be the size of a fly sitting on the centre circle, all the rest is empty space.

More Americans believe in Creationism than Evolution.

Winston Churchill was a practicing Druid.

Hitler only had one testicle (or so they say).

Totaling up the total deaths in the Bible in which figures were given, God killed 2,038,344 people (excluding the great flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, plagues on Egypt etc where no figures were given), Satan killed 10.

Homer

Duggy747 wrote:

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". (Prove me wrong!)

ADREAMT
REDREAMT
UNDREAMT
DAYDREAMT

All variations on dreamt, but in the dictionary nonetheless!

Duggy747

Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution! (Rats, they're onto me!!)

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. (It is annoying I guess!)

Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting (How do you take a shít?)

Phobophobia- Fear of fear (Yes, this is actually real. It just sounds funny!)

Geliophobia- Fear of laughter (I know a couple of dry-arse **** that probably have this)

Agamemnon

monkeyfudge wrote:

I believe that is because in order for them to claim that the flavour has been improved they legally need to have some poor bastard taste it and say that it's better.

Urgh... What kind of tragedy would befall someone that they would end up as a dog food taster? Pedigree Chum must look the same going down your throat as it does coming out of your ass.

pid()

Budweiser is for pussies. FACT.

The Mad Hatter

70% of useless-fact chain mails contain made-up facts.

Degsy

Birds have hollow bones.
If you attempt to put a monkey's paw into a flame it will bite you.

estebancambias

The amount of explosives that Tim McVeigh had in the truck that destroyed the Federal Murrah building in Oklahoma could never have been enough to cause such damage. This leads us into the fact that the CIA was involved.

Degsy

Every glass of water you drink contains a molecule of Oliver Cromwell's urine.

Plissken1

Ireland has more drunks per capita than people.