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  • #152
    BENJAMIN61
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭BENJAMIN61


    I like pinemartens


  • #153
    pd101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,193 ✭✭✭pd101


    its my birthday today


  • #154
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Happy_Birthday.bmp


  • #155
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The song "happy birthday to you" is copyrighted.


  • #156
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    empty faces
    make empty emotions
    unless


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  • #157
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Gorey Al has issued an RFP to investigate the effects of lecturing faculty on the green house effect. It is suspected that faculty may even surpass cow belching in their impact on the ozone layer!:eek:


  • #158
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    That will learn the vegatarians (and teh Hinud's)

    This just in: KILL THE COWZ.

    cow-in-car.jpg


  • #159
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Numerous studies have revealed that plants screeeeeeeeeam! when harvested.:eek:


  • #160
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    heavy plant doesn't grow


  • #161
    Also Starring LeVar Burton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    W is the letter that takes longest to say while reciting the alphabet.


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  • #162
    Also Starring LeVar Burton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Men get the same satisaction when taking a large dump as they do when they orgasm.


  • #163
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "farmers" is cockney ryming slang for piles.


  • #164
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    world wide web has less syllables than www so it's not shorthand


  • #165
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Most people are between 6,356.750 km — 6,378.135 km fron the centre of the Earth.


  • #166
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    32 cups is 2 gallons


  • #167
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Deleted User wrote:
    Most people are between 6,356.750 km — 6,378.135 km fron the centre of the Earth.

    except Athlone, which is the centre of the known universe.

    athlone.gif


  • #168
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    >_> knows near where i am.. oh wait wrong thread :D


  • #169
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    knows more useless info than many :D


  • #170
    eggplantman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭eggplantman


    its good to be nice:D


  • #171
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The-Rigger wrote:
    except Athlone, which is the centre of the known universe.

    athlone.gif

    The Athlone Navy have to go for a long walk when they go to sea!!


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  • #172
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The egg came first.


  • #173
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Sweat only smells when it's stale.


  • #174
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Wimmins love the smell of teh fresh sweat


  • #175
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    in indonesia, masturbation is punishable by decapitation.
    although i think castration would be a much crueller and funnier punishment.


  • #176
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    theres a law in washington state that reads : "any motorist intending to commit a crime in a city must stop outside the city limits and telephone the chief of police before proceeding"


  • #177
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    in florida it is illegal for an unmarried woman to parachute on a sunday.


  • #178
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    in minnesota, it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head


  • #179
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    in michigan, a man legally owns his wifes hair.


  • #180
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    it is illegal to catch whales in oklahoma (a state which is landlocked)


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  • #181
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    in new york, a man can be convicted for flirting.
    if he is convicted once, he'll be fined $25.
    if hes convicted twice, he must wear a pair of racehorse blinkers whenever he goes out.


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