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Oman

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs, because a cow's knees cant bend properly to walk back down

AlmightyCushion

Oman wrote:

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs, because a cow's knees cant bend properly to walk back down

It's easier to kick a cow down a flight of stairs then up them.

The guy

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Arnie the Governator has 7 Humvees, a different one for each day of the week.

All of them are Battery powered.

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Oman wrote:

At its largest a blue whales dick is around 30 ft.
My God i wish i was a blue whale

dam right, having a 50ft dick is way to aquard. that makes me a sad panda

boneless

Tullamore is an anagram of "Satan is going to get you", providing you are dyslexic and a religious paranoid type.

Capt'n Midnight

Some people from Tullamore complain about repeated flooding despite the fact that the name means "Big Seasonal Lake"

Oman

You can cut up a starfish into pieces and each piece will turn into a new starfish.
i wonder if i had a male and female rabbit and i had one starfish that i kept cuting up would i have more rabbits or starfish at the end of the month. i'd say rabbits

Oman

Oysters change their sex several times during their lives

The M6 was the named first motorway in the UK (& M6 will the last named one in Ireland,;))

AlmightyCushion

Useless information can become useful when a thread like this exists.

Oman

there are a lot of countries in the world most of which aren't named Ireland but one of them is

randylonghorn

Oman wrote:

Oysters change their sex several times during their lives

Pfft! Certain boardsies have been known to do it several times a week!

Oman

In York in England its legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow on any day but Sunday.

I'll need a bow and arrow and a plane ticket to York

Oman

In the last 6 months of 2006 Czech Reepublic had no official Government.

I wish i knew earlier. i would have gone to Czech republic. Rose to power, invaded Poland, get attacked by the English, start a war which would have gone on for 6 years get a girl and in the end shoot meself and me girl. And maybe grow a tash in the process

British Empire

Homosexuals are gay.

Oman

British Empire wrote:

Homosexuals are gay.

:eek: Amazing. I is the capital of Ireland

British Empire

Tautologies are tautological.

Oman

A quiz is quizical

but that means a test is ... OMG:eek:

Capt'n Midnight

e^(i pi) = -1

Hail 2 Da Chimp

My cats breath smells like cat food.

Black Swan

Goodall in her studies of chimps found one that led the pack not because of his size, but because he had a superior threat display when he banged two cans together, making a lot of noise. Hail 2 Da (banging) Chimp!

Capt'n Midnight

I have a higher than average number of penii.

Sonnenblumen

2 x pie = width of a circle.

Capt'n Midnight

Margeret Thatcher was killed by a sudden attack of rust.

Capt'n Midnight

Margaret Thatcher owns an Oyster card.

Capt'n Midnight

Thatcher is currently the subject of a 3 year long scientific study into why her skin has the same chemical properties as a DVD.

Capt'n Midnight

Margaret Thatcher often recites Russian poetry while eating small children.

Capt'n Midnight

A little known fact about Margaret Thatcher is that she was one of the first users of the drug Botox.

HAPPYGIRL

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The sun will rise and set before midnight tomorrow