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Oman

Who Doesn't like useless information. Post it here. one per post. i'll start
Mosquitoes Are more attracted to the colour blue than any other colour.:eek: Amazing

Jesus Wept

Only One Post Per Day?

challengemaster

a dolphins* ejaculation holds enough force to decapitate a human being




*or CM

Oman

The-Rigger wrote:

Only One Post Per Day?

No as much posts as you want a day but only one useless fact per post to make it easier to read them

Black Swan

Arnie the Governator has 7 Humvees, a different one for each day of the week.

admiralofthefleet

insect repellents dont 'repel' insects from biting you, they shield you from the insect's sensors

randylonghorn

When women orgasm, endorphines, which are powerful painkillers, are released into the brain.

So "not to-night, I have a headache" is a sh1t excuse not to have sex!


Actually, come to think of it, that might not be such useless information after all!

elephants can't jump and can only move one leg at a time!

Dave D

In China, September 20 is "Love Your Teeth Day."

Oman

Smart people have more zinc and copper in the hair than dumb people. no wonder my hair is a zincy coppery colour

Black Swan

Dogs don't have sweat glands, so they have to cool themselves by panting with their tongues out. So the next time your b/f has his tongue out around you, ask him if he's HOT?

Venus is hotter than Mercury despite being twice as far from the sun, greenhouse effect gone mad :eek:

Dave D

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

Capt'n Midnight

The red blood cells of the lesser spotted dwarf Columbian fringed tree frog expand when put in distilled water.

Dave D

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar

Capt'n Midnight

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Capt'n Midnight

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane

Capt'n Midnight

The more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets.

Capt'n Midnight

The theory that amputation of the left leg is a cure for the common cold is not widely accepted in medical circles.

Capt'n Midnight

Following Greenpeace protests, it is now illegal to eat cheese taken from the moon.

Capt'n Midnight

The maximum number of cats you can juggle is fourteen.

Capt'n Midnight

Some species of turtle are remarkably resistant to centrifugal force, and can reach upwards of 5000 rpm before their wee little flippers fall off.

Capt'n Midnight

Encoded into the dot of the "i" in the well-known phrase "Tesco - Every Little Helps" is a carefully worded contract binding your soul and all earthly estate to the will of Beelzebub, our Dark Lord and Master.

Capt'n Midnight

Scientists have genetically engineered a form of emo grass. It cuts itself.

Capt'n Midnight

The kingfisher, despite its name, also preys upon queens, emperors, princes, dukes, viceroys and other high-ranking aquatic members of the nobility?

Capt'n Midnight

On August 10, 1519 Ferdinand Magellan set out to circumsize the globe with a 100 foot clipper.

Capt'n Midnight

A comatose homosexual is both a fruit and a vegetable.

Capt'n Midnight

Yo' momma so fat she got more curves than spacetime in the presence of a large mass.

Capt'n Midnight

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

Capt'n Midnight

When the first explorers came upon the platypus, all but one of then converted to atheism (and not the peaceful kind either)

Capt'n Midnight

Your husband isn't really taking tennis classes every Sunday.

Capt'n Midnight

Those little packets found in a shoe box that say "do not eat" are in fact very tasty.

RoundyMooney

Capt'n Midnight

When a suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise, he is given 72 virgins. They are all Star Trek geeks.

Capt'n Midnight

When a suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise, he is given 72 virgins. They are all Star Trek geeks.

Capt'n Midnight

When you clap, you're really giving yourself a High Five.

randylonghorn

During WW11, soldiers used johnnies to keep the water out of the barrels of their rifles when crossing rivers.


No wonder the Yanks felt the need to make up a marching song to teach their troops the difference between their weapon and their gun ...

A cross between a Cocker Spaniel and Miniature Poodle. is called a Cockapoo

AlmightyCushion

About 85% or product warning labels on household products are inadequate

AlmightyCushion

Ninety million people survive on less than $75 a year. That's students for ya.

AlmightyCushion

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

AlmightyCushion

Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.

AlmightyCushion

The word poo has three letters, two of which are 'o'.

Jesus Wept

AlmightyCushion wrote:

The word poo has three letters, two of which are 'o'.

*amazing*

AlmightyCushion

The-Rigger wrote:

*amazing*

I know and those b@stards at mensa still won't let me in.

electric69

spam

Oman

If the gas from ten cows could be captured it could provide the heating for a small house. Smelly but effective

Jesus Wept

a kids got more bones than a grown-up does.

AlmightyCushion

The-Rigger wrote:

a kids got more bones than a grown-up does.

Them bones, them bones need calcium
Them bones, them bones need calcium
Them bones, them bones need calcium
And that's the natural law.

Oman

them bones them bones need calcium, them bones them bones need calcium, them bones them bones need calcium and thats the natural law
EDIT: damn it you got there first

AlmightyCushion

Great minds think alike.