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one for the lads (or anyone with a penis)

  • 02-08-2007 02:51PM
    #1
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭


    when having a Tom Hank, what do you use?

    what's your weapon? 120 votes

    bare hand
    0% 0 votes
    sock
    50% 61 votes
    tissue
    4% 5 votes
    lube
    5% 7 votes
    posh ****, because I have all the money
    7% 9 votes
    I don't ****
    0% 1 vote
    Hot sauce
    4% 5 votes
    yore ma!
    0% 1 vote
    Vacuum cleaner
    21% 26 votes
    Atari Jaguar
    4% 5 votes


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  • #2
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Yore Ma!


  • #3
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,330 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    The Bollox wrote:
    when having a Tom Hank, what do you use?

    A picture of Tom Hank. :D


  • #4
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,068 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    My hand.
    Yore ma!
    Saliva and pre-cum.


  • #5
    Caliden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,981 ✭✭✭Caliden


    My right hand.

    Part 2 of your survey: I'm left handed.


  • #6
    Sangre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,238 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    I have a penis. I keep it in the fridge.


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,735 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Where's the hot sauce option?


  • #8
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,330 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Sangre wrote:
    I have a penis. I keep it in the fridge.

    Most people call them sausages. :D


  • #9
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I keep my hands on top of the blankets


  • #10
    Sangre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,238 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    Most people call them sausages. :D
    You flatter me.


  • #11
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,330 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    biko wrote:
    I keep my hands on top of the blankets

    Do you **** with your feet or something?


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  • #12
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,068 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Myth wrote:
    Where's the hot sauce option?
    I love abusing my mod powers.


  • #13
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Biko wrote:
    I keep my hands on top of the blankets
    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    Do you **** with your feet or something?
    don't be daft! he can just bend that way :D


  • #14
    Heinrich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Heinrich


    I saw a horse with one


  • #15
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,453 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    where's the hoover option?


  • #16
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Cremo wrote:
    where's the hoover option?
    that's a good one! where's Terry...


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    men are all **** :)


  • #18
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,330 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Terry wrote:
    I love abusing my mod powers.

    Is that what you call it now.


  • #19
    Caliden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,981 ✭✭✭Caliden


    coolsmileygirl wrote:
    men are all **** :)

    ho ho I see what you did there. Very subtle


  • #20
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Mustard, get all my tips from the Mustard forum, lovely jubbly. :)


  • #21
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,068 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    The Bollox wrote:
    that's a good one! where's Terry...
    Right here jacking it.


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  • #22
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    there's room for one more option, I feel Atari Jaguar deserves a place


  • #23
    One Cold Hand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭One Cold Hand


    I use my mental strength. No physical contact of any sort needed here. Of course it's not that difficult, one thought of YORE MA and I'm spent.


  • #24
    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    Fruit..


  • #25
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Ruu wrote:
    Mustard, get all my tips from the Mustard forum, lovely jubbly. :)

    Good grief, man!! Imagine someone walked in on you an saw you holding you're wee buddy with all this strange yellow stuff all over it.

    "Oh, eh, hey there. I was just cleaning off the cock cheese!"

    I use the electric kettle, gives everybody's tea a nice "froth" to it :p

    Where's Atari Jaguar? I'm sure someone has used theirs for other, ahem, uses besides games.


  • #26
    gucci
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,321 ✭✭✭gucci


    billys is more roundy at the top


  • #27
    barryfitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭barryfitz


    The hole in my sub woofer, although thats more for ridin!! ::D


  • #28
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,453 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    actually better change hoover to vacum cleaner as well you know boards could get sued for libel :eek:


  • #29
    2funki4wheelz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 203 ✭✭2funki4wheelz


    why is there no diddy-**** option?


  • #30
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    2funki4wheelz wrote:
    why is there no diddy-**** option?
    because I am fairly sure there are laws against using chimps for such purposes


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  • #31
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Have any of you ever seen the ads on the web for a modified light torch that has a rubber vagina on the top of it? Stick your willy in and **** your dignity away!


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