Sarky, In my orifice please.

Sarky · 07-05-2007 01:48PM

I too write about my feelings in my secret diary. The black one with the rasmus drawing.

Star Lord · 08-05-2007 11:37AM

[emo]
I thought I was the only one!
[/emo]

¬_¬

Lou.m · 08-05-2007 08:37PM

WOW two sensitive insightful men at once.

Wait a minute are you guys being genuine or is this just a ploy the lure the ladies?

Cause i am not falling for that again. (slips on banana and falls) Ah for SH*TS sake!

Go on tell me your secrets.

Matt Holck · 09-05-2007 10:28AM

I have a tooth with a hole larger than the enamal that remains
the roots have rotted and infect my jaw and lymthnodes

Star Lord · 09-05-2007 12:40PM

Ploy?

<_<

>_>

I do not know what you are talking about and strenously deny all knowledge of said ploy... [/bertie]

Shabadu · 28-07-2007 04:49AM

Shabadu · 28-07-2007 05:05AM

Actually...

Shabadu · 28-07-2007 05:05AM

7000! *boogie*

Jesus Wept · 28-07-2007 05:35PM

7001.

Matt Holck · 29-07-2007 04:04AM

I love it

Talliesin · 04-09-2007 09:55PM

WTF? Look at this orifice, it's a mess!

You! Tidy up those papers.

You! What is that? Don't tell me, I don't want to know, just get it out of here, okay?

Ms. Dearg, come with me please, bring your dictation pad.

tSubh Dearg · 04-09-2007 10:01PM

/me snatches up dictation pad and runs to catch up with striding Tallie

Talliesin · 04-09-2007 10:04PM

/me closes over the door.

Now, this is no state for an orifice administrator to let things get to.

I'd really hate to see you go, but I can't think of any disciplinary alternative, can you?

tSubh Dearg · 04-09-2007 10:10PM

I'm terribly sorry sir

Talliesin · 04-09-2007 10:27PM

I am too, but I don't think there's really any alternative, do you?

tSubh Dearg · 04-09-2007 10:30PM

I don't know, is there anything I could do to make it up and keep my job?

Talliesin · 04-09-2007 10:33PM

Well, there really does have to be some disciplinary measure taken, but for such a serious matter written notice would hardly be enough, would it?

Dirk Gently · 04-09-2007 10:37PM

I'd like to remind you two (before you kink the nest up) that personal relationships between company personnel are frowned upon. (Unless ye type dirty good, don't make me cringe kids)

tSubh Dearg · 04-09-2007 10:41PM

Talliesin wrote:

Well, there really does have to be some disciplinary measure taken, but for such a serious matter written notice would hardly be enough, would it?

I don't know, it was so much simpler when I was younger. When I did something bad then I got punished for it by put over a knee and then all was forgiven.

Talliesin · 04-09-2007 10:44PM

Well. That would be rather irregular, but it would certainly have some advantages.

/takes hairbrush out of desk drawer.

Lift up that skirt please.

/closes door, leaving clown bag outside.

Chad ghostal · 04-09-2007 10:45PM

/accidently staples self in groin with anticipation

Talliesin · 04-09-2007 11:03PM

/opens the door with a satisfied smile.

tSubh Dearg · 04-09-2007 11:05PM

/me walks out of office gingerly, cheeks flushed with contrite embarrassament. Stifles a small whimper while sitting down at her desk.

Chad ghostal · 04-09-2007 11:33PM

/sits happily, panting and sweating in his securitah station, gently wiping the security monitors

Matthewthebig · 05-09-2007 12:39AM

State of yiz

Matt Holck · 05-09-2007 12:53AM

I can't trust anyone who going to eliminate my job because I hurt his pride

I need employment I can depend on
I don't walk off work without making sure the company can function without me
at least a 2 week notice

this man can not be counted on

Star Lord · 05-09-2007 07:27AM

FFS who let Holck onto the happy juice again?

Talliesin · 05-09-2007 11:11AM

Reads more like it was unhappy juice.

Star Lord · 05-09-2007 12:45PM

Thats what you might think, but he takes a grim pleasure out of his crazy randomness... I think he should be expelled from the orifice!

Matt Holck · 05-09-2007 04:18PM

the DeDications Thread!
crashes my computer twice
I suspect the high density of flash(?) players in a single window

I encounter the same issue of voltairenyc myspace page

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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