Sarky, In my orifice please.

Jesus Wept

Lou.m wrote:

Hmmmmm

Actually i was the most innocent in my school really.

First kiss at seventeen!:o

you are better off, you have less germs now

Lou.m

Yeah exactly every girl should wait until she is ready for her first kiss.

Lou.m

Yeah exactly every girl should wait until she is ready for her first kiss.

Lou.m

Where is everyone?

Matt Holck

We're right here

Lou.m

Oh thank God Hello Matt

Star Lord

Lou.m wrote:

Where is everyone?

Waiting for their first kiss.

Rozabeez

This thread was cooler back in my day.

Lou.m

Wish we could make it cooler for you:o

Rozabeez

It's ok, you tried. In TCN years I'm about 60 now. Yes, those were the days.

Lou.m

Ah you must pass on the lore to others.:)

funky penguin

Step One; read every post in this thread.

Sarky

Except MoJu's. His posts cause eyecancer.

(<3 MoJu)

Matt Holck

*rubs fleek from the corner of my eye"

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Lou.m

funky penguin wrote:

Step One; read every post in this thread.

Done and done.

I always read every post in a thread before i post otherwise i gets confused.

Lou.m

Sarky wrote:

Except MoJu's. His posts cause eyecancer.

(<3 MoJu)

Erm oh dear:( TOO LATE:( is there any cure?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Yes... But i'm afraid the cure is AIDS...

Lou.m

You mean ..... A an I inability to refuse D desert S syndrome:eek:

Hail 2 Da Chimp

No... Sorry.

Lou.m

I have been informed by my doctor that for a women chocolate cures everything:)

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I got pregnant with ice creams baby

jezza

Sex cures everything.

funky penguin

Except Herpes.

jezza

Except herpes. The man that speaketh the truth!

MY FRIENDS TOLD ME YOU WERE A B@STARD BUT I WUDN'T LISTEN!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Well maybe you're doing it wrong...?

jezza

I've never gotten herpes. Only thing i've gotten from men is a bitter taste in my mouth.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Oh yea... Well I've never had sex with a dead person!

Check mate!

jezza

Ya mean shes never just laid there and thought of ireland??

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Oh no... She was asleep.