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Titalating Surprises...

  • 26-07-2007 11:10AM
    #1
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭


    ... or horrors as the case may be ;)

    So just following on from Irish GrumPy's post and the following comment from splinter
    splinter wrote:
    theres a gal in work who im sure i've come accross online before.. (no pun intended)

    Obviously everyone has done their fair share of pron surfing, some more than others! I've done my fair share but in all my time of surfing I've never recognised anyone I know.

    So, has anyone recognised someone they know? Was it a total surprise/shock? Every time you now walk past them does the side of your mouth curl up and you give that "I know" look?


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  • #2
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Yes


    ... me wrote:
    Actually, now that you mention it yes.

    Saw the clip years ago, it was of a friend that I had known when I was in my early teens, though I hadn't seen in years.

    It wasn't porn though, it was her getting out of the shower, and putting on a towel,
    not before giving the camera a cheeky full frontal and some chat, all filmed by who I must presume to be her then boyfriend, she looked grand in the nip, god bless her,
    and it was nice to see it having spent a couple of teenage years trying my best to picture it. :D


  • #3
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I thought I had seen one of my friends in a porno. This guy has a very distinctive chin (Desperate Dan-like). The first you see of his face is his chin and I could have sworn it was him. I fúcking wet myself until I seen the rest of his face and it wasn't him.


  • #4
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    ever watch KERRAG on sky? when they cut to a break they have a few 'scenes' they show, one is of a porn video. I actualy seen this vido a year ago!!!! it was so funny!! If you watch KERRANG, its the 'scene' where it shows a guys face, and he seems pretty happy!!!!:D


  • #5
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    I thought I had seen one of my friends in a porno. This guy has a very distinctive chin (Desperate Dan-like). The first you see of his face is his chin and I could have sworn it was him. I fúcking wet myself until I seen the rest of his face and it wasn't him.

    i seen you in lady of the rings!!


  • #6
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Lol, you said tit :D


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  • #7
    Paddy Dignam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Paddy Dignam


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    I thought I had seen one of my friends in a porno. This guy has a very distinctive chin (Desperate Dan-like). The first you see of his face is his chin and I could have sworn it was him. I fúcking wet myself until I seen the rest of his face and it wasn't him.


    What were you doing watching blokes in the porn??!! I'm into Quornography myself. You know, the meat free stuff, with only the ladies!! ;)


  • #8
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    A few years ago I was offered porno work, imagine you could have been watching me.


  • #9
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    2 stroke wrote:
    A few years ago I was offered porno work, imagine you could have been watching me.
    with a name like 2 stroke i imagine itd be a pretty short movie...


  • #10
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Paddy Dignam wrote:
    What were you doing watching blokes in the porn??!! I'm into Quornography myself. You know, the meat free stuff, with only the ladies!! ;)

    Don't worry there was plenty of chicks in it. One of my friends was watching it seen the guy that looked like our other friend and then called me up. He told me to say who I thought it was and started playing the video. I seen the chin and started laughing. Quornography lol. :D


  • #11
    Caliden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,981 ✭✭✭Caliden


    splinter wrote:
    with a name like 2 stroke i imagine itd be a pretty short movie...

    Ouch and it only took a minute to get that burn in there. Good job!


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  • #12
    Paddy Dignam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Paddy Dignam


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    Don't worry there was plenty of chicks in it. One of my friends was watching it seen the guy that looked like our other friend and then called me up. He told me to say who I thought it was and started playing the video. I seen the chin and started laughing. Quornography lol. :D


    Only joshing with ya buddy!! :D


  • #13
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    splinter wrote:
    with a name like 2 stroke i imagine itd be a pretty short movie...
    And what if my name was splinter?


  • #14
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    2 stroke wrote:
    A few years ago I was offered porno work, imagine you could have been watching me.

    Expand on this as I find this quite interesting...
    How did you manage to get this offer?
    What was the role?
    Would you have gotten paid for it up front/sales commission or would it have just been a cameo type performance?


  • #15
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    then either you'd

    a) be into beastality
    b) be a little prick...
    c) it wooden't work?

    ahh i give up... :(


  • #16
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    jester77 wrote:
    Expand on this as I find this quite interesting...
    How did you manage to get this offer?
    What was the role?
    Would you have gotten paid for it up front/sales commission or would it have just been a cameo type performance?
    A few years back good porn wasn't as easy to find as it is now. This led me into some very shady places to satisfy my tit fetish. To cut a long story short I was offered about £100 per half hour shoot and as many rides as I could handle. I was rather shy about being recognised so I turned the offer down. I've often wondered what if?


  • #17
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    2 stroke wrote:
    A few years back good porn wasn't as easy to find as it is now. This led me into some very shady places to satisfy my tit fetish. To cut a long story short I was offered about £100 per half hour shoot and as many rides as I could handle. I was rather shy about being recognised so I turned the offer down. I've often wondered what if?

    Not a bad offer at all. Do they pay overtime :D


  • #18
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Splinter. I don't get the beastiality connection? Cocktail stick comes to mind.
    People with glass houses shouldn't throw stones, 2 stroke goes back to my biker days.


  • #19
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    splinter was the name of the rat in the turtles? just getting as many in as i could think of...

    anyway... i know the girlfriend knows a gal who was in the irish pornmovie... her mates brother dated her for a while...


  • #20
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Sorry splinter I wasn't thinking that small. Beastiality to me conjours up equine images.


  • #21
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    2 stroke wrote:
    Splinter. I don't get the beastiality connection?
    A big old rat living in the sewer accompanied by four oversized turtles I'm guessing,


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  • #22
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Paddy Dignam wrote:
    What were you doing watching blokes in the porn??!! I'm into Quornography myself. You know, the meat free stuff, with only the ladies!! ;)
    that's certainly an interesting way of putting it.


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