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Titalating Surprises...

jester77

... or horrors as the case may be

So just following on from Irish GrumPy's post and the following comment from splinter

splinter wrote:

theres a gal in work who im sure i've come accross online before.. (no pun intended)

Obviously everyone has done their fair share of pron surfing, some more than others! I've done my fair share but in all my time of surfing I've never recognised anyone I know.

So, has anyone recognised someone they know? Was it a total surprise/shock? Every time you now walk past them does the side of your mouth curl up and you give that "I know" look?

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Jesus Wept

Yes

... me wrote:

Actually, now that you mention it yes.

Saw the clip years ago, it was of a friend that I had known when I was in my early teens, though I hadn't seen in years.

It wasn't porn though, it was her getting out of the shower, and putting on a towel,
not before giving the camera a cheeky full frontal and some chat, all filmed by who I must presume to be her then boyfriend, she looked grand in the nip, god bless her,
and it was nice to see it having spent a couple of teenage years trying my best to picture it.

AlmightyCushion

I thought I had seen one of my friends in a porno. This guy has a very distinctive chin (Desperate Dan-like). The first you see of his face is his chin and I could have sworn it was him. I fúcking wet myself until I seen the rest of his face and it wasn't him.

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

ever watch KERRAG on sky? when they cut to a break they have a few 'scenes' they show, one is of a porn video. I actualy seen this vido a year ago!!!! it was so funny!! If you watch KERRANG, its the 'scene' where it shows a guys face, and he seems pretty happy!!!!:D

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

AlmightyCushion wrote:

I thought I had seen one of my friends in a porno. This guy has a very distinctive chin (Desperate Dan-like). The first you see of his face is his chin and I could have sworn it was him. I fúcking wet myself until I seen the rest of his face and it wasn't him.

i seen you in lady of the rings!!

connundrum

Lol, you said tit

Paddy Dignam

AlmightyCushion wrote:

I thought I had seen one of my friends in a porno. This guy has a very distinctive chin (Desperate Dan-like). The first you see of his face is his chin and I could have sworn it was him. I fúcking wet myself until I seen the rest of his face and it wasn't him.

What were you doing watching blokes in the porn??!! I'm into Quornography myself. You know, the meat free stuff, with only the ladies!!

2 stroke

A few years ago I was offered porno work, imagine you could have been watching me.

Splinter

2 stroke wrote:

A few years ago I was offered porno work, imagine you could have been watching me.

with a name like 2 stroke i imagine itd be a pretty short movie...

AlmightyCushion

Paddy Dignam wrote:

What were you doing watching blokes in the porn??!! I'm into Quornography myself. You know, the meat free stuff, with only the ladies!!

Don't worry there was plenty of chicks in it. One of my friends was watching it seen the guy that looked like our other friend and then called me up. He told me to say who I thought it was and started playing the video. I seen the chin and started laughing. Quornography lol.

Caliden

splinter wrote:

with a name like 2 stroke i imagine itd be a pretty short movie...

Ouch and it only took a minute to get that burn in there. Good job!

Paddy Dignam

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Don't worry there was plenty of chicks in it. One of my friends was watching it seen the guy that looked like our other friend and then called me up. He told me to say who I thought it was and started playing the video. I seen the chin and started laughing. Quornography lol.

Only joshing with ya buddy!!

2 stroke

splinter wrote:

with a name like 2 stroke i imagine itd be a pretty short movie...

And what if my name was splinter?

jester77

2 stroke wrote:

A few years ago I was offered porno work, imagine you could have been watching me.

Expand on this as I find this quite interesting...
How did you manage to get this offer?
What was the role?
Would you have gotten paid for it up front/sales commission or would it have just been a cameo type performance?

Splinter

then either you'd

a) be into beastality
b) be a little prick...
c) it wooden't work?

ahh i give up...

2 stroke

jester77 wrote:

Expand on this as I find this quite interesting...
How did you manage to get this offer?
What was the role?
Would you have gotten paid for it up front/sales commission or would it have just been a cameo type performance?

A few years back good porn wasn't as easy to find as it is now. This led me into some very shady places to satisfy my tit fetish. To cut a long story short I was offered about £100 per half hour shoot and as many rides as I could handle. I was rather shy about being recognised so I turned the offer down. I've often wondered what if?

jester77

2 stroke wrote:

A few years back good porn wasn't as easy to find as it is now. This led me into some very shady places to satisfy my tit fetish. To cut a long story short I was offered about £100 per half hour shoot and as many rides as I could handle. I was rather shy about being recognised so I turned the offer down. I've often wondered what if?

Not a bad offer at all. Do they pay overtime

2 stroke

Splinter. I don't get the beastiality connection? Cocktail stick comes to mind.
People with glass houses shouldn't throw stones, 2 stroke goes back to my biker days.

Splinter

splinter was the name of the rat in the turtles? just getting as many in as i could think of...

anyway... i know the girlfriend knows a gal who was in the irish pornmovie... her mates brother dated her for a while...

2 stroke

Sorry splinter I wasn't thinking that small. Beastiality to me conjours up equine images.

Jimoslimos

2 stroke wrote:

Splinter. I don't get the beastiality connection?

A big old rat living in the sewer accompanied by four oversized turtles I'm guessing,

Tar.Aldarion

Paddy Dignam wrote:

What were you doing watching blokes in the porn??!! I'm into Quornography myself. You know, the meat free stuff, with only the ladies!!

that's certainly an interesting way of putting it.