Let me rephrase that....

Kurumba · 24-07-2007 04:50PM

In work one day and one of the girls came over for a chat and was eating this cadburys chocolate fingers, i asked her where she got it and she said Brian gave it to her. So me not thinking shouted across the office ' Brian give us a chocolate finger will ya! '
Never lived that one down once i'd finished explaining..:D

Faith · 25-07-2007 06:30AM

My housemates were in the shop and kept ringing other housemates to see if they wanted any meat from the butchers. I didn't get a call and was rather pissed off, so I crossly said "What, do I just not get invited to the meat party?". Queue long silence ending in hysterical laughter.

In third year, when we were studying theorems in honours maths, my friend put up her hand and said, "Miss, how do you circumcise a triangle?". Myself and my friend were the only ones who copped on and were wetting ourselves laughing. The rest of the class got it when our teacher replied, "I think you mean circumscribe..."

magpie · 25-07-2007 10:29AM

Reading this thread is like watching 'The Office'. Only its a sad, real-life version.

Niamho! · 25-07-2007 12:30PM

this is not Funny. its more embarassing. my boss has been away for the last three weeks and we all thought he was back tomorrow....
When ya walk into our office theres a screen up so you cant really see the boss til you walk around it. I walked in this morning and the other girls were really quiet. i saw three boxes of Goodies on my Desk and i shouted "i Dunno why you's are leaving them on my Fookin Desk!!" then i turned into my Desk and my boss was sittin there!! I wanted to die the feckers...not one of them texted me to say he was back before i got in!! lol.
Luckily enough my boss is Great and after he told me it was him he just laughed. still embarassed though.....

The Master · 25-07-2007 01:13PM

Two old lads in work discussing the weather and
its effects on their gardens.
one said to the other;

"I have a back lane-way that catches the sun all day".

The other responds;

"So you get the sun up your back passage all day then?"

I had to leave the room ,pissing myself with laughter

impr0v · 25-07-2007 04:19PM

Walking down Clanbrassil St. recently late at night with a mate looking for a taxi. We walked past 3 flamboyantly camp guys, who struck up a conversation with us. One of them was doing an OCD walk, obviously avoiding all the joints in the paving slabs and my mate said 'Make sure to avoid the cracks lads', not meaning it to be such a blatant double entendre.

My friend worked for AIB business banking, answering calls from clients around the country. She said it was relatively common in the department for people to inadvertently stumble over the alliteration and vowels and say 'Hello, AIB Business Bonking, how may I help you?'

Rb · 25-07-2007 04:28PM

Fascinating read, A+.

Blitzkrieger · 25-07-2007 04:43PM

Found this one that I had posted on another thread :

Was standing around waiting for a meeting with a woman I work with but don't really know, so to make small talk I gestured to the window and said : "Raining a bit."
"I know, my knickers are soaked."

God, I hope she was talking about her washing line!

Let me rephrase that....

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