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HAPPYGIRL · 06-07-2007 10:18PM

At least 75% of people who read that will try to lick their elbow.

Black Swan · 06-07-2007 11:11PM

I can almost do it with my pointy tongue. I bet with a little more stretching...

Capt'n Midnight · 06-07-2007 11:54PM

HAPPYGIRL wrote:

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

http://images.google.ie/images?q=lick+elbowMost of the factoids on the lick your elbow list aren't true

Mauna Kea is nearly a mile higher than Mount Everest but Chimborazo is even bigger at 6,384,404 meters.

Oman · 07-07-2007 11:39AM

you lose more calories eating celery than there is calories in celery. so you could lose 10 calories eating celery and there might be only 8 calories in the celery

Capt'n Midnight · 11-07-2007 02:11AM

Whales can't tap dance while riding unicycles blindfolded.

challengemaster · 11-07-2007 02:59AM

i have out of date things.

randylonghorn · 11-07-2007 04:21AM

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

I have a higher than average number of penii.

This is a medical condition known as diphallic terata.

Those who have this condition are usually sterile.

challengemaster wrote:

i have out of date things.

We know. We've all been hoping you would find a use for them ...

challengemaster · 11-07-2007 04:29AM

randylonghorn wrote:

We know. We've all been hoping you would find a use for them ...

well.. there's only so much you can do with mustard..

randylonghorn · 11-07-2007 04:42AM

challengemaster wrote:

well.. there's only so much you can do with mustard..

Ah ... that explains the screams from your padded cell earlier! Jeez, dude, just ask the warders for some vegetable oil, at least!

Back OT:

The word avocado comes from the Spanish word aguacate which is derived from the Aztec word ahuacati which means testicle.

challengemaster · 11-07-2007 04:48AM

randylonghorn wrote:

Ah ... that explains the screams from your padded cell earlier! Jeez, dude, just ask the warders for some vegetable oil, at least!

well yeah.. all out of veg oil:( guess i found out the hard way mustard on the frying pan doesnt work as well as butter/oil! thats why i was screaming! FIRE!! FIRE!!

randylonghorn · 11-07-2007 04:55AM

challengemaster wrote:

i found out the hard way ...

yeah, right! :rolleyes:

Btw ... apparently the male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester. :cool:

challengemaster · 11-07-2007 05:02AM

female fetus' have been recorded on by docs + parents, masturbating whilst still in the womb..

Capt'n Midnight · 11-07-2007 09:36PM

randylonghorn wrote:

This is a medical condition known as diphallic terata

randylonghorn is very bad at statistics

Thomas Edison got people killed as part of a marketing campaign to prove how much safer his electricity was than Westinghouse. Even so the execution (sic) of the project was botched.

Oman · 12-07-2007 11:47PM

boards spelt backwards is sdraob

Capt'n Midnight · 14-07-2007 01:02AM

boards spelt upside down is poaLq5

Capt'n Midnight · 14-07-2007 01:12AM

There once was an ugly duckling.

Black Swan · 14-07-2007 01:15AM

All astronauts should be women? Why? Compared to men they generally:
1. weigh less;
2. consume less oxygen;
3. have better eye-hand coordination;
4. have no need for the extra muscle mass in weightless space; and,
5. are just as smart

But it could get awfully lonely on long space trips, so just maybe we will take one or more along. Any volunteers?:p

challengemaster · 14-07-2007 01:28AM

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

All astronauts should be women? Why? Compared to men they generally:
1. weigh less;
2. consume less oxygen;
3. have better eye-hand coordination;
4. have no need for the extra muscle mass in weightless space; and,
5. are just as smart

But it could get awfully lonely on long space trips, so just maybe we will take one or more along. Any volunteers?:p

always wanted to go into space... hmm.. i volunteer!

and im not that heavy.. my hand eye co-ordination is pro, i dare you to test it

Black Swan · 14-07-2007 01:32AM

Oh, I think all males should be pre-flight tested before selected. Of course, I plan to be on the screening committee.:p

challengemaster · 14-07-2007 01:36AM

but of course - wouldnt have it any other way

I look forward to personally satisfying your expectations.

AlmightyCushion · 14-07-2007 01:38AM

Today is the day after yesterday.

Jesus Wept · 14-07-2007 02:48AM

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

All astronauts should be women? Why? Compared to men they generally:
1. weigh less;
2. consume less oxygen;
3. have better eye-hand coordination;
4. have no need for the extra muscle mass in weightless space; and,
5. are just as smart

But it could get awfully lonely on long space trips, so just maybe we will take one or more along. Any volunteers?:p

1. Have smaller brains.
2. Can't drive.
3. Can't read a map.
4. Would all fight, and decide at least one or 2 of the others were 'bitches' and make them cry.
5. Would insist on 're-decorating' the interior of the shuttle.
6. Would insist on soft furnishings.
7. Would overload the shuttle with makeup and pot pourri.
8. Would insist on 'powerwalking' (i.e swinging your arms violently while walking) during the spacewalks and would get disconnected from the shuttle and float away into outer space.

Conclusion: Not Viable.

AlmightyCushion · 14-07-2007 02:50AM

The-Rigger wrote:

8. Would insist on 'powerwalking' (i.e swinging your arms violently while walking) during the spacewalks and would get disconnected from the shuttle and float away into outer space.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Jesus Wept · 14-07-2007 02:51AM

I concur, it wouldn't bother me, but, NASA could never approve it, especially as it's so easy to forsee.

challengemaster · 14-07-2007 02:53AM

hahaah

democrates · 14-07-2007 02:55AM

nasa are spot on.

Lollipops run out but a woman can be licked indefinitely.

Jesus Wept · 14-07-2007 02:59AM

what about never-ending gobstopers?

admiralofthefleet · 14-07-2007 04:35AM

the menu at moto restaurant in chicago, illinois, is made out of cornstarch and vegetable ink, and can be eaten

steve mc queen invented the bucket seat for cars in 1970

less than 1% of the human race has red hair

jet ski is a trademark owned by kawasaki

Jesus Wept · 14-07-2007 04:48AM

admiralofthefleet wrote:

the menu at moto restaurant in chicago, illinois, is made out of cornstarch and vegetable ink, and can be eaten

steve mc queen invented the bucket seat for cars in 1970

scobe.

admiralofthefleet wrote:

less than 1% of the human race has red hair

that's .5% too many

challengemaster · 14-07-2007 05:48AM

The-Rigger wrote:

that's .5% too many

trying to make me more unique?

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