Yes! Revenge finally on junk mail senders!

Don1 · 10-07-2007 03:17PM

I'd get a load of old lead flashing from a builder and use chunks of that. It'd fit in the envelope but weighs a lot.:cool:

Jesus Wept · 10-07-2007 03:48PM

Feral Mutant wrote:

Did that work? I had that idea before and thought I had discovered a way to send free post but was told it wouldn't work because apparently you have to pay to get back something sent without a stamp.

Yea it worked

Feral Mutant wrote:

I had that idea before and thought I had discovered a way to send free post but was told it wouldn't work because apparently you have to pay to get back something sent without a stamp.

I've heard that too, maybe its only for packages, or maybe they just weren't arsed knocking on a door for 32c, or maybe they have no procedure in place for such a scenario.

My cousin when sending post to friends, he would rub the stamps on soap, and stick them on that way, and then you can slide the stamp off when you get the letter, of course, its possible it could come off in transit, but he did it a few times and it worked. (in the time before email!).

I'm also a fan of saving the freepost return envelopes my bank send me suggesting loans/etc, they are often address to the bank manager of your branch, I use them when I have a cheque I need lodged to my account.

tbh · 10-07-2007 05:12PM

lads, if ye get junk mail, just do what I do.

put the junk mail in an envelope, and post it back to the sender without a stamp.

They will get a little note through their letterbox that says "we are holding an item for you at the local post office blah blah blah". They then have to get someone to go to the post office to collect it, they will have to pay to get the envelope, and when they open it, all they will see is their original flyer with the words "ha ha ha you suck balls" written on it.

2 stroke · 10-07-2007 06:42PM

I returned 3 freepost envelopes today with a note saying, ''Yes! Revenge finally on junk mail senders!''
Regarding my spam. only 2 items today down from my average of 30.

scojones · 10-07-2007 06:44PM

Apologies for the thread moving confusion folks. This thread shouldn't have been highlighted when I was moving another thread.

Jesus Wept · 10-07-2007 07:16PM

scojones wrote:

Apologies for the thread moving confusion folks. This thread shouldn't have been highlighted when I was moving another thread.

I decree it the most whimsical jape of the season.

scojones · 10-07-2007 07:25PM

The-Rigger wrote:

I thought it was the most whimsical jape of the season.

I won't tell anyone if you won't.

Jesus Wept · 10-07-2007 07:31PM

Too late, it's being decreed

scojones · 10-07-2007 07:43PM

The-Rigger wrote:

Too late, it's being decreed

It can be annulled, can't it?

/me whistles and walks away.

bubonicus · 10-07-2007 07:53PM

that's just class and has givin me an idea.:D

The next load of **** mail i get in the post with a free postage envelope. I am going to take a ****, get the flyer or form and wipe me hole with it and put it in the envelope and post it back to them. then I can say "Ha! that's the last time you'll send me **** in the mail". because i just wiped my arse with it.

Jesus Wept · 10-07-2007 07:58PM

scojones wrote:

It can be annulled, can't it?

/me whistles and walks away.

It's a good thing, embrace it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tgQ6mL4dRU

Demonique · 10-07-2007 11:24PM

Sharon Osbourne said in an interview that if anyone said anything about her family that she didn't like she used to poo in a box and send it to them

I wonder how junk mail people would react if a poo was sent to them?

Jesus Wept · 11-07-2007 12:04AM

I'd wager they wouldn't like it.

Reku · 11-07-2007 08:07AM

Suppose at least there'd be less need for scrubbing the toilet if everyone starts squatting over envelopes instead. Just as well they don't use waterproof envelopes or they could get some truely horrid... I'm stopping the thought right there for the good of everyone!

Zebra3 · 11-07-2007 10:33AM

KdjaCL wrote:

Whats your name and address?

Garrett Kelleher

c/o 128 Richmond Road,

Inchicore,

D8

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 11-07-2007 11:06AM

bubonicus wrote:

that's just class and has givin me an idea.:D

The next load of **** mail i get in the post with a free postage envelope. I am going to take a ****, get the flyer or form and wipe me hole with it and put it in the envelope and post it back to them. then I can say "Ha! that's the last time you'll send me **** in the mail". because i just wiped my arse with it.

Careful you dont get a paper cut when wiping...

Access · 11-07-2007 10:53PM

Right so...

if you do send off some post junk mail back in a free post envelope or box... post it here in this thread.

But please for the love of god, don't name the company as this could probably get boards in trouble!

Now, where is that old cheese cake that ive been saving.....?

Yes! Revenge finally on junk mail senders!

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