Zombies!!!

Big issue a lot of people are missing here, is what caused teh zombeh plague in the first place? Biologicals? Chemicals? Radiation? Black magic opening a gate to the other side allowing tormented fiends across to wreak havoc in the bodies of the recently dead? And more importantly, is it still happening?

I mean has anyone thought about zombeh midges? One sting and you're among the tomb herd!!

What you want for maximum security is a nearly hermetically sealed environment with higher air pressure than the outside world, from a pump run on flowing water or maybe a genny, filtering the outside air. That takes care of your microbiological and chemical agents. You also need about four feet of concrete around you to nix most deadly cosmic zombeh making radiations, or a few inches of lead is fine too.

Mostly in case of zombeh assaults you will be caught with your pants down, so assuming you don't get brain eater-ed in the first place, you need to think what would be the most common sense logical thing to do, then do the opposite, since everyone else will be doing it, and playing right into the hands of teh zombeh hordes. For the love of jesus stay away from malls.

Short term, stay mobile, don't pick the first place with four walls and call it home for the next half century. Gather as many like minded citizens as possible (remember, you don't need to outrun the zombies, just your friends), raid a shop that sells leather goods (damn hard to bite through) and motorbike helmets, and procure short stabbing weapons of some sort (easy in-easy out debrainers, rabbit punches will do in most zombehs with them). Riot shields would be ideal too but who are we kidding.

Mid to long term a spot with one or more sides inaccessable, such as a house looking out on a river, or an island is ideal, somewhere with a greenhouse. Keep deep flowing water handy wherever possible. Somewhere with an acre of topsoil would be nice too. Get your hands on as many seed crops and beasties as you can, even rabbits, and set up your own little commune within the security of your area.

Raid as many supplies from every damn place as you can at the start of the outbreak, while the going is good.

There are some very good Zombie Invasion plans here. Much thought and much alcohol has gone into these plans.

My Zombie Invasion supply list.

1) Whiskey
2) Guns and Ammo
3) Big Petrol Truck
4) Mad Max gear (leather, mohawk, shoulder pads, etc.)
5) Good Soundtrack to Kill Zombies To (DJ OLIVE would be good)
6) Yummy Food
7) Cigars
8) Non-Zombie Womenfolk
9) Mean-Ass Dog
10) Mascot Monkey

coyote6 wrote:

9) Mean-Ass Dog
10) Mascot Monkey

For a second there I read that as "mean ass-monkey" and I thought, whoah, you're really taking this mad max biker a-mouth-is-a-mouth deal seriously, aren't you?

SimpleSam06 wrote:

For a second there I read that as "mean ass-monkey" and I thought, whoah, you're really taking this mad max biker a-mouth-is-a-mouth deal seriously, aren't you?

Hopefully, even in Zombieland, I'd not find it necessary to become amorous with a monkey. He'd just be for style / mascot purposes in his cowboy hat, vest and gunbelt.

Its easy. Go up somewhere like the roof of a spar with an axe. Let down some ladder that lets the climb up one at a time. Then kill them one at a time. When you want a break you pull up the ladder.

First thing I would do is find Duggy747, has all the answers.

thelastangryman wrote:

I want to read those books, are they in Easons?

World War Z was in eason's last time I looked and if you have the ISBN they will order them for you.

You don't want leather, ideally a full wet suit and mesh gloves.