Zombies!!!

Duggy747 · 2007-07-06 14:09:11

This has always been a good source of pub talk. Okay, so you wake up one morning, there's nobody in the house and so you decide to nip down to the shop. Suddenly you're greeted with hordes upon hordes of zombies (The quick ones from 2004 Dawn of the Dead). After gleefully shítting you're pants you run home, change your…

06-07-2007 03:09PM

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This has always been a good source of pub talk.

Okay, so you wake up one morning, there's nobody in the house and so you decide to nip down to the shop. Suddenly you're greeted with hordes upon hordes of zombies (The quick ones from 2004 Dawn of the Dead). After gleefully shítting you're pants you run home, change your pants, and turn on the TV where the news is covering a worldwide zombie infestation.

What would you do??

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#2 06-07-2007 03:12PM

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Invite them in and make them watch peter jacksons braindead

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#3 06-07-2007 03:12PM

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Easy I would put into play the plan of action which I had put together based of the recommendation from the book

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide.

And no I am not sharing my plans there is only room in the strong hold for so many and they have been carefully selected by thier skill base and phyc profile.

http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/worldwarz/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z

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#4 06-07-2007 03:14PM

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I would soon look like the guy in your sig OP.

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#5 06-07-2007 03:16PM

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Probably get drunk everything seems better with alcohol.

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#6 06-07-2007 03:16PM

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I'd find somewhere to wait it out while the Irish security forces did their job.

Wait...

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#7 06-07-2007 03:17PM

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I think they prefer to be known as the "existentially challenged"

On another note, how do you gleefully sh*t yourself?

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#8 06-07-2007 03:19PM

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Archeron wrote:

On another note, how do you gleefully sh*t yourself?

It when you **** yourself but kind of enjoy the relieving feeling even if you are slightly embarrassed.

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When you really, really, really, really, really..........really have to go?

I'd head for craggy island.

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#10 06-07-2007 03:22PM

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Archeron wrote:

On another note, how do you gleefully sh*t yourself?

Em............I dunno, I'm trying to be PC here, maybe people like Zombies or..........sorry, I mean the "existentially challenged" community.

Me, I'd probably lose my mind for about a day and after I gathered myself together I'd get hold of a car and get myslef to the nearset R.D.F army camp and stock up on weaponary..........though that plan would probably fall to pieces before it even begins.

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Invite them in and make them watch peter jacksons braindead

You mad, woman? You wanna give 'em ideas?

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#11 06-07-2007 03:26PM

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It would be grand the Americans would classify them as terriosts and come over bomb the **** of our country and instate Arnold as our president.

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alanmurphy83 wrote:

instate Arnold as our president.

"Excuse me, don't wake Ireland. They're DEAD tired!!"

Ah, Arnie, you poet!

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#13 06-07-2007 03:37PM

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Duggy747 wrote:

Ah, Arnie, you poet!

Thats Mr.Terminator or Mr. Future President to me and you!!!

I would set up a seperate thread for fav Mr.Terminator quotes but i scared its been done before and will be murdered by the boards.ie police. They know where I live.

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#14 06-07-2007 04:00PM

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alanmurphy83 wrote:

would set up a seperate thread for fav Mr.Terminator quotes but i scared its been done before and will be murdered by the boards.ie police. They know where I live.

Head over here:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055107768

Though myself and AlmightyCushion filled out most of Arnie's quotes!

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#15 06-07-2007 04:03PM

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Duggy747 wrote:

you're greeted with hordes upon hordes of zombies

ACID! I'd definitely do acid for the first time!

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ACID! I'd definitely do acid for the first time!

Yeah, me too.

If your going down, you might as well be high.

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Me and all my non zombified neighbours would be like the A team, converting all our cars into tanks with whatever materials are at hand and crush the zombie menace.

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#18 06-07-2007 04:16PM

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- Feed the wife to the zombies
- Setup a Harem for myself like Ive always wanted.
- Raid the local off-licence.
- Aquire firearms and shoot those I dont like.
- Amass the greatest porn collection in the country

Settle back and enjoy retirement.

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#19 06-07-2007 04:19PM

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Get to somewhere that can only be reached by a ladder (attic room, roof etc) with as much food supplies as possible. If needs be I will do daytime reconasaince missions and ration runs with my trusty 7 iron for back up. Hopefully on one of the runs I will come across some kind of sniper rifle which I can use to pick of approaching zombies from a distance. So basically sit on my roof wait it out for the zombie population to starve to death while I chow down on Mars bars and cans of Bulmers.

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#20 06-07-2007 04:29PM

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MikeHoncho wrote:

So basically sit on my roof wait it out for the zombie population to starve to death while I chow down on Mars bars and cans of Bulmers.

Ah, but if George A. Romero thought us anything is that they don't need their organs at all. They just have an instinct to feed thus we'd be waiting a while until they crumble from decomposition!

I'd get myself a big dog companion and during the day we (and hopefully a misfit of characters, presumably whatever neighbours are left!) set about in an armoured Transit van, clean our town out and set up parimeters. Though, knowing the Irish somebody would recommend raiding the off-license (as DeBreno suggested) and we'd all go and do that 1st.

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#21 06-07-2007 04:30PM

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Ride the hole off them!!!

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Kenny 5 wrote:

Ride the hole off them!!!

Eurgh, they'd be all cold and squidghy!! I think the saying goes:

Crack open a cold one!

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#23 06-07-2007 04:40PM

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Never mind raiding the off licence, thats small time. Steal a truck/van or whatever and find your local cash and carry. Pallets of beer and mars bars instead of few measly cases! Barricade yourself in and your set for ages.

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#24 06-07-2007 04:47PM

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Never mind raiding the off licence, thats small time. Steal a truck/van or whatever and find your local cash and carry. Pallets of beer and mars bars instead of few measly cases! Barricade yourself in and your set for ages.

Yea, but raiding a warehouse full of pallets would turn me off. If horror movies have thought me anything it's never go into a dark warehouse (presuming nobody's operating the electricity). Sneaky zombies would just suddenly pop out at ya and then *CHOMP!*

I'd have to make my way to an army base and load my armoured Transit full of Styer rifles, Beren guns (Rambo-ish guns) and every last bit of ammo! THEN I'd go into a dark warehouse.

Oh, I'd break into a clothes shop and get some dark clothes like combats and a trench-coat, give you that "I've been through it all" look!

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Duggy747 wrote:

Yea, but raiding a warehouse full of pallets would turn me off. If horror movies have thought me anything it's never go into a dark warehouse (presuming nobody's operating the electricity). Sneaky zombies would just suddenly pop out at ya and then *CHOMP!*

I'd have to make my way to an army base and load my armoured Transit full of Styer rifles, Beren guns (Rambo-ish guns) and every last bit of ammo! THEN I'd go into a dark warehouse.

Good point, I should have thought of that, damn it!
Big ware houses are easy to defend - no windows, few doors which could easily be barricaded with VERY heavy pallets. Enough food and water/beer to last for years

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#26 06-07-2007 04:54PM

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I for one welcome our new zombie overlords

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#27 06-07-2007 04:55PM

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Good point, I should have thought of that, damn it!
Big ware houses are easy to defend - no windows, few doors which could easily be barricaded with VERY heavy pallets. Enough food and water/beer to last for years

Hmm, we seem to be veering onto Dawn Of The Dead territory: People shacked up in a shopping mall living of everything..............sweet!! Though eventually you'd run outta food and ya gotta move!! Oh well, pack up the Transit and make your way to another shopping centre.

Kill time by hanging around on the roof picking the bastards off!

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Duggy747 wrote:

Yea, but raiding a warehouse full of pallets would turn me off. If horror movies have thought me anything it's never go into a dark warehouse (presuming nobody's operating the electricity). Sneaky zombies would just suddenly pop out at ya and then *CHOMP!*

I'd have to make my way to an army base and load my armoured Transit full of Styer rifles, Beren guns (Rambo-ish guns) and every last bit of ammo! THEN I'd go into a dark warehouse.

Oh, I'd break into a clothes shop and get some dark clothes like combats and a trench-coat, give you that "I've been through it all" look!

Anyone who wears a trench-coat in a zombie scenario is asking to be eaten.
Not for any tatical reasons (though anything flowy is a bad idea seeing as zombies like to grab, then bite), but just because you deserve it for wearing a trenchcoat.

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thelordofcheese wrote:

Anyone who wears a trench-coat in a zombie scenario is asking to be eaten.
Not for any tatical reasons (though anything flowy is a bad idea seeing as zombies like to grab, then bite), but just because you deserve it for wearing a trenchcoat.

Hmm, you're right. The Anti-Hero who wears a trench-coat and has a gravely voice (which I don't have, the fags will sort that out) always kicks ass and dosen't care about anyone but he sacrifices himself in the end to let everyone else escape from some bizzare situation cuz he's learned to love. Fúck that!! Every man for himself!!

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#30 06-07-2007 05:21PM

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Id point them in the direction of the nearest halting site and say 'Start there lads'!!

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Duggy747 wrote:

Em............I dunno, I'm trying to be PC here, maybe people like Zombies or..........sorry, I mean the "existentially challenged" community.

They exist, they're just electroencephalographically challenged.

Get food and weapons. Then go upstairs and take a sledgehammer to it to stop them following. Or just go into my back garden, zombies don't clmb walls. Also, go to the local animal centre and release all the animals (particularly dogs) to speed up the decomposition process. Then wait it out.

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