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  • #62
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    It's possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs, because a cow's knees cant bend properly to walk back down


  • #63
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Oman wrote:
    It's possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs, because a cow's knees cant bend properly to walk back down

    It's easier to kick a cow down a flight of stairs then up them. :p


  • #64
    The guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    Blue_Lagoon wrote:
    Arnie the Governator has 7 Humvees, a different one for each day of the week.
    All of them are Battery powered.


  • #65
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    Oman wrote:
    At its largest a blue whales dick is around 30 ft.
    My God i wish i was a blue whale
    dam right, having a 50ft dick is way to aquard. that makes me a sad panda


  • #66
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Tullamore is an anagram of "Satan is going to get you", providing you are dyslexic and a religious paranoid type.


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  • #67
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,167 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Some people from Tullamore complain about repeated flooding despite the fact that the name means "Big Seasonal Lake"


  • #68
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    You can cut up a starfish into pieces and each piece will turn into a new starfish.
    i wonder if i had a male and female rabbit and i had one starfish that i kept cuting up would i have more rabbits or starfish at the end of the month. i'd say rabbits


  • #69
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    Oysters change their sex several times during their lives


  • #70
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The M6 was the named first motorway in the UK (& M6 will the last named one in Ireland,;))


  • #71
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Useless information can become useful when a thread like this exists.


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  • #72
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    there are a lot of countries in the world most of which aren't named Ireland but one of them is


  • #73
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Oman wrote:
    Oysters change their sex several times during their lives
    Pfft! Certain boardsies have been known to do it several times a week! :D


  • #74
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    In York in England its legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow on any day but Sunday.

    I'll need a bow and arrow and a plane ticket to York


  • #75
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    In the last 6 months of 2006 Czech Reepublic had no official Government.

    I wish i knew earlier. i would have gone to Czech republic. Rose to power, invaded Poland, get attacked by the English, start a war which would have gone on for 6 years get a girl and in the end shoot meself and me girl. And maybe grow a tash in the process


  • #76
    British Empire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭British Empire


    Homosexuals are gay.


  • #77
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    British Empire wrote:
    Homosexuals are gay.
    :eek: Amazing. I is the capital of Ireland


  • #78
    British Empire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭British Empire


    Tautologies are tautological.


  • #79
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    A quiz is quizical

    but that means a test is ... OMG:eek:


  • #80
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,167 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    e^(i pi) = -1


  • #81
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    My cats breath smells like cat food.


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  • #82
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Goodall in her studies of chimps found one that led the pack not because of his size, but because he had a superior threat display when he banged two cans together, making a lot of noise. Hail 2 Da (banging) Chimp!


  • #83
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,167 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I have a higher than average number of penii.


  • #84
    Sonnenblumen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭Sonnenblumen


    2 x pie = width of a circle.


  • #85
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,167 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Margeret Thatcher was killed by a sudden attack of rust.


  • #86
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,167 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Margaret Thatcher owns an Oyster card.


  • #87
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,167 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Thatcher is currently the subject of a 3 year long scientific study into why her skin has the same chemical properties as a DVD.


  • #88
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,167 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Margaret Thatcher often recites Russian poetry while eating small children.


  • #89
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,167 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    A little known fact about Margaret Thatcher is that she was one of the first users of the drug Botox.


  • #90
    HAPPYGIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    It is impossible to lick your elbow.


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  • #91
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The sun will rise and set before midnight tomorrow


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