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  • #32
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Those little packets found in a shoe box that say "do not eat" are in fact very tasty.


  • #33
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    180px-Moar4.jpg


  • #34
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    When a suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise, he is given 72 virgins. They are all Star Trek geeks.


  • #35
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    When a suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise, he is given 72 virgins. They are all Star Trek geeks.


  • #36
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    When you clap, you're really giving yourself a High Five.


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  • #37
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    During WW11, soldiers used johnnies to keep the water out of the barrels of their rifles when crossing rivers.


    No wonder the Yanks felt the need to make up a marching song to teach their troops the difference between their weapon and their gun ...


  • #38
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A cross between a Cocker Spaniel and Miniature Poodle. is called a Cockapoo


  • #39
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    About 85% or product warning labels on household products are inadequate


  • #40
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Ninety million people survive on less than $75 a year. That's students for ya. :D


  • #41
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.


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  • #42
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.


  • #43
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    The word poo has three letters, two of which are 'o'.


  • #44
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    The word poo has three letters, two of which are 'o'.

    *amazing*


  • #45
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    The-Rigger wrote:
    *amazing*

    I know and those b@stards at mensa still won't let me in.


  • #46
    electric69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 794 ✭✭✭electric69


    spam


  • #47
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    If the gas from ten cows could be captured it could provide the heating for a small house. Smelly but effective


  • #48
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    a kids got more bones than a grown-up does.


  • #49
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    The-Rigger wrote:
    a kids got more bones than a grown-up does.

    Them bones, them bones need calcium
    Them bones, them bones need calcium
    Them bones, them bones need calcium
    And that's the natural law.


  • #50
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    them bones them bones need calcium, them bones them bones need calcium, them bones them bones need calcium and thats the natural law
    EDIT: damn it you got there first


  • #51
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Great minds think alike.


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  • #52
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    Great minds think alike.
    I presume your hair is zincy coppery colour aswell


  • #53
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Oman wrote:
    I presume your hair is zincy coppery colour aswell

    No because I would have blown my brains out of the back of my head a long time ago.


  • #54
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    In England,tunnels have been dug under motorways to enable hedgehogs to get across the road without being splatered


  • #55
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Oman wrote:
    In England,tunnels have been dug under motorways to enable hedgehogs to get across the road without being splatered

    But sonic is much faster than a car.:confused:


  • #56
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    But sonic is much faster than a car.:confused:
    Well ya but what about sonics cousins they cant be as fast as a car.

    FACT
    Scientists in Siberia recently located a woolly mammoth carcass.they removed it from the frozen tundra and transported it to an ice cellar in Khatanga, Russia. The mammoth died at the age of 47 about 20,000 years ago. plans are in place to attempt cloning the mammoth by transplanting a cell nucleus into an elephant egg, andimplaning it into a living elphant to make a baby mammoth.

    man that took a while to type


  • #57
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Oman wrote:
    Well ya but what about sonics cousins they cant be as fast as a car.

    That's where genetic engineering comes in my friend which I think is a lot easier than digging tunnels.
    Oman wrote:
    FACT
    Scientists in Siberia recently located a woolly mammoth carcass.they removed it from the frozen tundra and transported it to an ice cellar in Khatanga, Russia. The mammoth died at the age of 47 about 20,000 years ago. plans are in place to attempt cloning the mammoth by transplanting a cell nucleus into an elephant egg, andimplaning it into a living elphant to make a baby mammoth.

    man that took a while to type

    I can't wait to have a pet mammoth. That would be soooooooo coooool!!


  • #58
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    eating poo is good for you. http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://cricamarvin.blig.ig.com.br/imagens/tubgirl.jpg&imgrefurl=http://biosphere.biologydaily.com/biology/List_of_shock_sites&h=480&w=640&sz=22&hl=en&start=6&um=1&tbnid=8ZCUsdo1boLSlM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=137&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtubgirl%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN
    thats a big url!!!


  • #59
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Abdullah Immense Paperweight wrote:
    eating poo is good for you. http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://cricamarvin.blig.ig.com.br/imagens/tubgirl.jpg&imgrefurl=http://biosphere.biologydaily.com/biology/List_of_shock_sites&h=480&w=640&sz=22&hl=en&start=6&um=1&tbnid=8ZCUsdo1boLSlM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=137&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtubgirl%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN
    thats a big url!!!

    Ah tubgirl, it's been a while since I've seen that picture.


  • #60
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    At its largest a blue whales dick is around 30 ft.
    My God i wish i was a blue whale


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  • #61
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Oman wrote:
    At its largest a blue whales dick is around 30 ft.
    My God i wish i was a blue whale

    Imagine trying to fúck someone with that. It would be like a human shish kabob.


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