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  • 29-06-2007 08:00PM
    #1
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭


    Who Doesn't like useless information. Post it here. one per post. i'll start
    Mosquitoes Are more attracted to the colour blue than any other colour.:eek: Amazing


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  • #2
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Only One Post Per Day?


  • #3
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    a dolphins* ejaculation holds enough force to decapitate a human being




    *or CM :D


  • #4
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    The-Rigger wrote:
    Only One Post Per Day?
    No as much posts as you want a day but only one useless fact per post to make it easier to read them


  • #5
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Arnie the Governator has 7 Humvees, a different one for each day of the week.


  • #6
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    insect repellents dont 'repel' insects from biting you, they shield you from the insect's sensors


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  • #7
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    When women orgasm, endorphines, which are powerful painkillers, are released into the brain.

    So "not to-night, I have a headache" is a sh1t excuse not to have sex!


    Actually, come to think of it, that might not be such useless information after all! :D


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    elephants can't jump and can only move one leg at a time!


  • #9
    Dave D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭Dave D


    In China, September 20 is "Love Your Teeth Day."


  • #10
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    Smart people have more zinc and copper in the hair than dumb people. no wonder my hair is a zincy coppery colour


  • #11
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Dogs don't have sweat glands, so they have to cool themselves by panting with their tongues out. So the next time your b/f has his tongue out around you, ask him if he's HOT?


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Venus is hotter than Mercury despite being twice as far from the sun, greenhouse effect gone mad :eek:


  • #13
    Dave D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭Dave D


    All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.


  • #14
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The red blood cells of the lesser spotted dwarf Columbian fringed tree frog expand when put in distilled water.


  • #15
    Dave D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭Dave D


    Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar


  • #16
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    This post may contain words, or traces of words.


  • #17
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane


  • #18
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets.


  • #19
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The theory that amputation of the left leg is a cure for the common cold is not widely accepted in medical circles.


  • #20
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Following Greenpeace protests, it is now illegal to eat cheese taken from the moon.


  • #21
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The maximum number of cats you can juggle is fourteen.


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  • #22
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Some species of turtle are remarkably resistant to centrifugal force, and can reach upwards of 5000 rpm before their wee little flippers fall off.


  • #23
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Encoded into the dot of the "i" in the well-known phrase "Tesco - Every Little Helps" is a carefully worded contract binding your soul and all earthly estate to the will of Beelzebub, our Dark Lord and Master.


  • #24
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Scientists have genetically engineered a form of emo grass. It cuts itself.


  • #25
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The kingfisher, despite its name, also preys upon queens, emperors, princes, dukes, viceroys and other high-ranking aquatic members of the nobility?


  • #26
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    On August 10, 1519 Ferdinand Magellan set out to circumsize the globe with a 100 foot clipper.


  • #27
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    A comatose homosexual is both a fruit and a vegetable.


  • #28
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Yo' momma so fat she got more curves than spacetime in the presence of a large mass.


  • #29
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.


  • #30
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    When the first explorers came upon the platypus, all but one of then converted to atheism (and not the peaceful kind either)


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  • #31
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Your husband isn't really taking tennis classes every Sunday.


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