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What invention do you want to happen ?

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  • #32
    DonJose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    A wife remote control, it doesn't have to be sophisticated, all it needs is one button marked "STFU"...


  • #33
    SligoBrewer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭SligoBrewer


    a machine that give sligo rovers 3 points evry week would actually sort everything for me!


    the machine that helps us understand wimmenz would be nice as well!

    pesky wimmenz:mad:


  • #34
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    im_invisible wrote:
    you want a hoverboard?

    Not too bad but would require its own footpath. :)


  • #35
    Jrembin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭Jrembin


    Rimjob machine.


  • #36
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'll take a holodeck or a replicator please! :)


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  • #37
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Self-removing trousers.


  • #38
    Little-Devil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Little-Devil


    DonJose wrote:
    A wife remote control, it doesn't have to be sophisticated, all it needs is one button marked "STFU"...

    :D i see that one take off. You would be bigger then Bill Gates himself.

    I would like to see someone plant a memory in your brain, so anything you read or learn etc you will have it in your memory word for word and it would also help after been on sauce the night before, no flashbacks :rolleyes:


  • #39
    wush06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 688 ✭✭✭wush06


    one for DONJOSE


  • #40
    Beelzebub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭Beelzebub


    The one that makes me a billionaire.;)


  • #41
    x Purple Pawprints x
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,401 ✭✭✭✭x Purple Pawprints x


    Hehe, good one Scientist! I would like a device that could translate animal noises or the machine that Uncle Herb made in The Simpsons for translating what babies say!


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  • #42
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Little-Devil wrote:
    I would like to see someone plant a memory in your brain, so anything you read or learn etc you will have it in your memory word for word and it would also help after been on sauce the night before, no flashbacks :rolleyes:

    It would make exams piss easy :)


  • #43
    damonjewel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭damonjewel


    A hassle deflector. With different modes work/wife/kids/arsehole in pub/beggars/salesmen


  • #44
    The Freeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭The Freeman


    SligoBrewer wrote:
    has to be the time machine.


    second that................oooooooooor actual meals in tablet form that you an pop in to a microwave a.k.a. 'the fifth element......mmmmmm chiken!

    or a teleporter!

    or a 'bunny boiler detecter'

    or a device like the one in 'eternal sunshine of the spotless mind' that erases your mind of your partner that you break up with, that would be handy!


  • #45
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    damonjewel wrote:
    A hassle deflector. With different modes work/wife/kids/arsehole in pub/beggars/salesmen

    Already invented. It's called a gun. :p


  • #46
    Spud83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,608 ✭✭✭Spud83


    The money/calculator. I say calculator cause thats how it would look, you type in a figure and its prints that amount of money.


  • #47
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Holodeck, replicator, time machine. Money calculator(>_>), Some sort of device that means avreil lavigne will stop aging as long as she has regular sex with me.

    This is all I ask.


  • #48
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    Holodeck, replicator, time machine. Money calculator(>_>), Some sort of device that means avreil lavigne will stop aging as long as she has regular sex with me.

    This is all I ask.

    And quits singing.


  • #49
    Spud83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,608 ✭✭✭Spud83


    and quits talking.


  • #50
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    a machine that grants me everything i ever want!!!!! :p


  • #51
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Hallie Wrong Jazz wrote:
    a machine that grants me everything i ever want!!!!! :p

    That's a fleshlight you're looking for :p


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  • #52
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    One of those machines in the Matrix. Just plug yourself in and do anything you want.

    Ahh, the woman in the red dress.

    /goes looking for the digital pimp.


  • #53
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    And quits singing.
    alanmurphy83 wrote:
    and quits talking.

    I have no problem with these wonderful addition to my invention.


  • #54
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    I have no problem with these wonderful addition to my invention.

    I'll get cracking on it so then. Must make it so it can be easily modified to a bevy of beautiful wimmens.


  • #55
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    That's a fleshlight you're looking for :p
    why did i look it up on google. i should really turn safe search back on!!!:eek:


  • #56
    grahamo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 761 ✭✭✭grahamo


    A lifelike, lifesize robot that I can send into work every day in my place while I take it easy!


  • #57
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,004 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    The T.A.R.D.I.S.
    A body purifier that you could step into and have all toxins, unwanted adipose stores and imperfections removed
    Nanobots which can create anything from molecules in the surrounding area
    A point of view gun
    A sterilization ray that works on both males and females that is totally reversible and only works for me. ;)
    A usb port for the brain that allows you to reprogram behaviour, develop skills or learn information.

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  • #58
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    I'll get cracking on it so then. Must make it so it can be easily modified to a bevy of beautiful wimmens.
    All we do is add in a variable, let's call it x. Not it can be any beautiful woman. Why did I not make this before?
    Oh yeah, not possible, damn, always with the setbacks.


  • #59
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Hallie Wrong Jazz wrote:
    why did i look it up on google. i should really turn safe search back on!!!:eek:

    I probably should have warned you about that. I wonder if Duffy seen that. :D


  • #60
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    All we do is add in a variable, let's call it x. Not it can be any beautiful woman. Why did I not make this before?
    Oh yeah, not possible, damn, always with the setbacks.

    Yeah it's always the small things that screw up these brilliant ideas.


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  • #61
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Something that can record your dreams, or something that *geek mode* networks your dreams so you can meet other people in dreamland while they sleep too. */geek mode*

    Edible Uranium

    An MP3 player put into your brain to which you can turn on, skip tracks, or what-not just by thinking "turn on MP3 player, play Queen - Radio Ga Ga!"

    Petrol you can smell all day long.

    Radioactive army of Irish Wolfhounds with proton fusion ray gun's. Invention by AlmightyCushion, genetically grown and taken care of by me. Here's our babies been brought outside for a test-siege on Cavan.

    sdffsdua8.jpg


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