Everyday Things You Have Never Done Anyday.

The_Hustler wrote:

I'm curious about this as I work in driving licences.

Well I suppose it would be easier to begin at the beginning. I first sat behind the wheel of a car when I was 16 and my dad gave me some lessons. Few months later and I was in college and rarely home so was never around to properly learn. I then graduated and spent most of my 20's travelling around with work so was never settled long enough to really learn to drive. But there was a few quiet months when I was around 25. I got the mad idea that I would learn to drive so I applied to driving school in mid-Sept, done the theory and lessons and at the end of Nov. I sat my test. The instructor was in a serious rush (it was lunchtime and he was hungry) so I only had to drive through town and onto the motorway and back, no reversing or parking. So he gave me my licenese and that was the last time I've sat behind the wheel of a car. Fast forward 5 years later and I have a license but would not be fit to take a car on the road!!

I've never ironed any item of clothing other than a sock in under 20 minutes.

I've never put wax in my hair

I've never cut my own hair (other than facial)

AnonoBoy wrote:

Never put a bet on the horses.

i did, once, and won! what does that tell you...

red_ice wrote:

i did, once, and won! what does that tell you...

Bet on a right horse?

I've never gone to the Psychic that's been hanging around Ulster Bank everyday in Galway since I was a nipper. Not that I'd really bother anyways.
Never asked a girl on a date, my face would incinerate in red and I'd melt in embarrasement.

jester77 wrote:

I've never walked outside in pyjamas! Actually I haven't owned pyjamas since I was a kid.

You sleep in borrowed pyjamas?:eek:

It's not too often you see the naked sleepers team walking in their typical nightwear along the street, though you will see them on nudist beaches.

Flukey wrote:

You sleep in borrowed pyjamas?:eek:

Look at all the trouble that's involved in owning pyjama.

• you have to go shopping to buy a pair
• you need to wash them every so often
  • this means you probably require a second pair
    • which means more shopping
• then you have to try and locate them every evening when going to bed
• then there is the time involved in putting them on
• also in the morning when you are sleepy/hungover there is always the possibility you will trip and injure yourself when trying to take them off using the shuffle and leg kick technique

Sleep naked ftw and avoid all this!

Jeff_Lebowski wrote:

I still don't know what a tracker mortgage is.

Same here, don't know anything about mortgages. I don't obsess over property.

Never used hair gel.

Can't whistle loud: you know, where you stick your fingers in your mouth to get that piercing sound? Nope, can't do that.