Woman Jailed for Testical attack!

weeder · 2007-06-14 11:55:23

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm my god id hate to be him :eek:

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#32 14-06-2007 02:54PM

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Methinks TKD grew out of older traditions. Like modern hurling growing out the type that Cuchulain used to play.

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#33 14-06-2007 03:02PM

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Instant fear shudder

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#34 14-06-2007 03:02PM

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Two and a half years. What a joke. Should be five at least.

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#35 14-06-2007 03:08PM

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Bambi wrote:

ehh.... Tae kwon Do was invented in the 1950s, so how would there be ancient Tae kwon do ball ripping forms?

Well, it wasn't so much invented, as developed from several major martial art forms at the time. So the move in question may very well be ancient. Or perhaps she just used the wrong word by accident

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#36 14-06-2007 03:19PM

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Numina wrote:

did you both read the actual thing? She ripped his clothes off along with his balls!

BBC wrote:

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".
He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

From that I would gather that he was just wearing his underwear. The whole thing sounds completely ****ed-up, I wonder what's not being reported

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#37 14-06-2007 03:56PM

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Bambi wrote:

ehh.... Tae kwon Do was invented in the 1950s, so how would there be ancient Tae kwon do ball ripping forms?

Naaaaaaa... It's the Korean national sport and in the Olympics, with it's origins (like any other MA) going back thousands of years. TKD continues to evolve over time, but has antecedents that are ancient.

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#38 14-06-2007 03:57PM

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She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

Bahaaahahahah!!1 Missus, you ripped off a man's sack.

In fairness though, this sounds like a load of bollocks. She'd have to have some balls to pull a stunt like that.

Seriously though it is fairly dubious. The force required to physically tear off a body part is immense, even lashing with a samurai sword needs a good bit of muscle to completely sever a limb. And she was just using blunt instruments (her fingers) unless she had varnish hardened catlike nails. And even if the family jewel came free, I'm not seeing it being done through any manner of clothing, unless he was wearing a kilt.

Meanwhile, paging Dr Bollocko!

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#39 14-06-2007 04:16PM

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I'd still hit it.

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#40 14-06-2007 04:27PM

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SimpleSam06 wrote:

I'd still hit it.

She looks too weedy to open a packet of crisps. How in the name of Jaysus did she de-bollock a guy? In that picture she looks like she still has the testicle in her mouth.

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#41 14-06-2007 04:30PM

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DarkJager wrote:

"She tried to swallow it but choked"...We can conclude from that sentence that she spits

Well at least she tried

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#42 14-06-2007 04:30PM

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Blue_Lagoon wrote:

We have a traditional Korean taekwondo black belt form (poomse) called Koryo that has a couple of moves that would grab ye... We practice this form a million times for testing and competition, but never give a thought to the consequences for the recipient should practice become real. But a judge might comment: "Good form!"

taekwondo ? haaa thats so lame !

anyhoo, this story is two years old, the shock has worn off, now its just funny.

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#43 14-06-2007 04:38PM

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that woman should have her eyes torn out and shoved up her hole by a blind, two hooked man!

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#44 14-06-2007 04:40PM

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Plissken1 wrote:

anyhoo, this story is two years old, the shock has worn off, now its just funny.

That means she'll be out soon. :eek:

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#45 14-06-2007 05:15PM

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I call shenanigans! I just can't fathom how someone could rip a testicle off with their bare hands.

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#46 14-06-2007 07:49PM

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Zillah wrote:

I call shenanigans! I just can't fathom how someone could rip a testicle off with their bare hands.

How did she get into past his trousers and underwear with him noticing? I would have thought if she grabbed him from the outside of his clothes it would have been fairly hard to rip that bad boy off

****ing sick bitch either way

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#47 14-06-2007 08:28PM

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How come only one came loose?

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#48 14-06-2007 10:15PM

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yeah how come, still pretty shocking to think about though.

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#49 14-06-2007 10:35PM

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two and a half years seems a very light sentence,what is the mandatory sentence for ripping of someones balls these days?

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#50 14-06-2007 10:37PM

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Crikey, and she "never meant to cause harm"?

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#51 14-06-2007 10:43PM

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county wrote:

two and a half years seems a very light sentence,what is the mandatory sentence for ripping of someones balls these days?

Not long enough.

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#52 14-06-2007 10:51PM

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Beware women with long sharp nails.
Cougars...etc...

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#53 15-06-2007 02:38AM

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Plissken1 wrote:

taekwondo ? haaa thats so lame !

Yawn...

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#54 15-06-2007 03:01AM

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Blue_Lagoon wrote:

We have a traditional Korean taekwondo black belt form (poomse) called Koryo that has a couple of moves that would grab ye... We practice this form a million times for testing and competition, but never give a thought to the consequences for the recipient should practice become real. But a judge might comment: "Good form!"

But you have to admit, in a fight, going for the testicles is (a) unsporting (b) dangerous when dealing with an armed attacker.

One American soldier complained that he shot an Iraqi 3 times at close range, including once in hte testicles and he didn't drop dead immediately. Going for centre of mass rather than the testicles would have been more useful.

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#55 15-06-2007 08:11AM

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On the other end of the spectrum, I found a highly amusing story in Irelands favourite tabloid rag this week... A woman bit a mans mickey during oral sex, and he proceded to kill her!

Bam!

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#56 15-06-2007 08:15AM

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Nobody checked the date on that article? It's from a good while back.

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#57 15-06-2007 08:34AM

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Fajitas! wrote:

On the other end of the spectrum, I found a highly amusing story in Irelands favourite tabloid rag this week... A woman bit a mans mickey during oral sex, and he proceded to kill her!

Sort of reminds me of Lenny from Motorhead's one and only scene in a movie ever, (obviously a porno). Hes driving a taxi and looks over his shoulder to find a severed penis on the back seat.

Lenny: Oh my gawd, its somebodies dick

shrugs

Lenny: Oh well, at least its not mine

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#58 15-06-2007 09:58AM

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Lol, well at least it gives me an idea of what to do if a man creeps up behind me!

The two of them must've been fairly ****faced for something like that to happen, herself especially, as someone else said, wouldn't be surprised if there's a lot more to this that wasn't even brought up in the court case.

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#59 15-06-2007 10:38AM

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SimpleSam06 wrote:

Sort of reminds me of Lenny from Motorhead's one and only scene in a movie ever, (obviously a porno). Hes driving a taxi and looks over his shoulder to find a severed penis on the back seat.

Lenny: Oh my gawd, its somebodies dick

shrugs

Lenny: Oh well, at least its not mine

Lemmys been in a few films but

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#60 15-06-2007 11:58AM

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If she was from Russia, she'd be called hudjanickabollockoff...

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#61 15-06-2007 03:47PM

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Mossy Monk wrote:

Two and a half years. What a joke. Should be five at least.

I agree. It should be 7 years for each onion and a full 20 for a carrot.

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