Weird question...

ando · 31-05-2007 02:49PM #1

Sorry in advance.. :eek:

This is such a weird question and totally out of the blue but as work is so boring and I’m so curious....

Can you stop going to the toilet (WEE WEE) half way?? or do you have to let it go all the way till your bladder is empty??

Duggy747 · 31-05-2007 02:55PM

Eh, well no actually cuz then your balls would be deadly painful and by the time you zip up and walk off you'll have a nice warm feeling going down your leg.

Apparently women can stop at the drop of a hat, apparantly.......so it must be true!!

Gauge · 31-05-2007 02:55PM

Well I can't speak for the lads but girls can and doing it regularly strengthens your pelvic floor muscles which I'm told has many benefits.

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 31-05-2007 02:55PM

Yea I can stop half way with no real issues.

It's psycologically difficult though as there's very few things better than that feeling of relief after a good piss!

Jonesy3110 · 31-05-2007 02:57PM

Anyone can if you build up the muscles enough.

AlmightyCushion · 31-05-2007 02:57PM

Yeah I can stop half way through. Don't see the point of ever doing it though.

watna · 31-05-2007 02:59PM

why would you want to? Is it in case you're going somewhere you shouldn't and you want to stop it?

theTinker · 31-05-2007 02:59PM

(guy)
Ye i can stop too when ever i want to easily enough. Its more a question why would i though.

anniehoo · 31-05-2007 03:00PM

..eh...why would u want to? Just means another trip to the toilet half an hour later!

Dord · 31-05-2007 03:00PM

I can do it

I guess it depends on the person?

Smellyirishman · 31-05-2007 03:02PM

Hold on, when you say stop, do you mean completely stop mid stream, zip up and walk away? Can't do that. Can take a momentary pause for reflection though if required.

AlmightyCushion · 31-05-2007 03:04PM

Smellyirishman wrote:

Hold on, when you say stop, do you mean completely stop mid stream, zip up and walk away? Can't do that. Can take a momentary pause for reflection though if required.

Never stopped and walked away. Always presume I could though because I could stop midstream. Never stopped for more than a second or two though.

Ruu_Old · 31-05-2007 03:04PM

I can stop but don't normally do so for more than a second or two.

Jonesy3110 · 31-05-2007 03:05PM

..eh...why would u want to? Just means another trip to the toilet half an hour later!

Weeeell .. If you can build up those muscles so that you can stop half way, who knows what else you could hold back for a little while longer? Ahem....

Duggy747 · 31-05-2007 03:11PM

I can stop for about a second or two, problem is when I start again it fires out like whale's blow hole

shrapnel222 · 31-05-2007 03:12PM

yup i can stop and walk away... but usually it's stop and run away cause someone's opened the door which i had thought was a public urinal:p

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4 · 31-05-2007 03:27PM

ando wrote:

Sorry in advance.. :eek:

This is such a weird question and totally out of the blue but as work is so boring and I’m so curious....

Can you stop going to the toilet (WEE WEE) half way?? or do you have to let it go all the way till your bladder is empty??

are you taking the piss? sorry that was terrible

5starpool · 31-05-2007 03:30PM

Talk about prick teasing!!!!

AlmightyCushion · 31-05-2007 03:36PM

Ulises Straight Mimosa wrote:

are you taking the piss? sorry that was terrible

That was terrible. I'd nearly report you for that

Duggy747 · 31-05-2007 03:37PM

Eurgh, Frank that was terrible! I wonder what happens if you put finger over your jap eye and pee. Will your willy expand like a balloon and explode? Hmm, gimme 5 mins..........

AlmightyCushion · 31-05-2007 03:40PM

Duggy747 wrote:

Eurgh, Frank that was terrible! I wonder what happens if you put finger over your jap eye and pee. Will your willy expand like a balloon and explode? Hmm, gimme 5 mins..........

Don't encourage him Duggy. You know what he's like.

Duggy747 · 31-05-2007 03:44PM

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Don't encourage him Duggy. You know what he's like.

Yea, remember when we found him passed out on the toilet with 2 wooden spoons, 1/2 a MacGuyver DVD, and his fist buried in his mouth?

AlmightyCushion · 31-05-2007 03:51PM

Duggy747 wrote:

Yea, remember when we found him passed out on the toilet with 2 wooden spoons, 1/2 a MacGuyver DVD, and his fist buried in his mouth?

He does that at lunch time everyday at work as well. The lads are starting to get really freaked out by it.

biko · 31-05-2007 03:53PM

I can stop, run from the guards, and then find another pub wall to finish

andrew · 31-05-2007 04:27PM

might be useful if the phone starts to ring

redfacedbear · 31-05-2007 05:17PM

Also very handy when your 18mth old daughter folllows you into the bathroom and tries to put her hand into the stream :eek:

johnny_ultimate · 31-05-2007 05:20PM

Be honest now - how many of you went and tried it immediatedly after reading this thread?

sternn · 31-05-2007 05:23PM

i did....and right now im holding in half a bladder full of piss no problem!! (never knew i could do it!!):D

Duggy747 · 31-05-2007 05:24PM

Like I said before, when I stop for about a sec or 2 I pop like a whale's blow hole and I ain't in no mood to clean up puddles of piss :mad:

connundrum · 31-05-2007 06:47PM

Jonesy3110 wrote:

Anyone can if you build up the muscles enough.

I do 20 min work outs on this area. Injecting the steroids can be a bit difficult, but I find its worth it in the end.

Oh and I can btw, I choose not to though as it makes me cry tears

randylonghorn · 31-05-2007 11:26PM

Yes, I can stop ...

... and I can confidently swear that no-one has EVER asked me that question before!

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