Weird question...

ando

Sorry in advance.. :eek:

This is such a weird question and totally out of the blue but as work is so boring and I’m so curious....

Can you stop going to the toilet (WEE WEE) half way?? or do you have to let it go all the way till your bladder is empty??

Duggy747

Eh, well no actually cuz then your balls would be deadly painful and by the time you zip up and walk off you'll have a nice warm feeling going down your leg.

Apparently women can stop at the drop of a hat, apparantly.......so it must be true!!

Gauge

Well I can't speak for the lads but girls can and doing it regularly strengthens your pelvic floor muscles which I'm told has many benefits.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Yea I can stop half way with no real issues.

It's psycologically difficult though as there's very few things better than that feeling of relief after a good piss!

Jonesy3110

Anyone can if you build up the muscles enough.

AlmightyCushion

Yeah I can stop half way through. Don't see the point of ever doing it though.

watna

why would you want to? Is it in case you're going somewhere you shouldn't and you want to stop it?

theTinker

(guy)
Ye i can stop too when ever i want to easily enough. Its more a question why would i though.

anniehoo

..eh...why would u want to? Just means another trip to the toilet half an hour later!

Dord

I can do it

I guess it depends on the person?

Smellyirishman

Hold on, when you say stop, do you mean completely stop mid stream, zip up and walk away? Can't do that. Can take a momentary pause for reflection though if required.

AlmightyCushion

Smellyirishman wrote:

Hold on, when you say stop, do you mean completely stop mid stream, zip up and walk away? Can't do that. Can take a momentary pause for reflection though if required.

Never stopped and walked away. Always presume I could though because I could stop midstream. Never stopped for more than a second or two though.

Ruu_Old

I can stop but don't normally do so for more than a second or two.

Jonesy3110

..eh...why would u want to? Just means another trip to the toilet half an hour later!

Weeeell .. If you can build up those muscles so that you can stop half way, who knows what else you could hold back for a little while longer? Ahem....

Duggy747

I can stop for about a second or two, problem is when I start again it fires out like whale's blow hole

shrapnel222

yup i can stop and walk away... but usually it's stop and run away cause someone's opened the door which i had thought was a public urinal:p

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

ando wrote:

Sorry in advance.. :eek:

This is such a weird question and totally out of the blue but as work is so boring and I’m so curious....

Can you stop going to the toilet (WEE WEE) half way?? or do you have to let it go all the way till your bladder is empty??

are you taking the piss? sorry that was terrible

5starpool

Talk about prick teasing!!!!

AlmightyCushion

Ulises Straight Mimosa wrote:

are you taking the piss? sorry that was terrible

That was terrible. I'd nearly report you for that

Duggy747

Eurgh, Frank that was terrible! I wonder what happens if you put finger over your jap eye and pee. Will your willy expand like a balloon and explode? Hmm, gimme 5 mins..........

AlmightyCushion

Duggy747 wrote:

Eurgh, Frank that was terrible! I wonder what happens if you put finger over your jap eye and pee. Will your willy expand like a balloon and explode? Hmm, gimme 5 mins..........

Don't encourage him Duggy. You know what he's like.

Duggy747

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Don't encourage him Duggy. You know what he's like.

Yea, remember when we found him passed out on the toilet with 2 wooden spoons, 1/2 a MacGuyver DVD, and his fist buried in his mouth?

AlmightyCushion

Duggy747 wrote:

Yea, remember when we found him passed out on the toilet with 2 wooden spoons, 1/2 a MacGuyver DVD, and his fist buried in his mouth?

He does that at lunch time everyday at work as well. The lads are starting to get really freaked out by it.

biko

I can stop, run from the guards, and then find another pub wall to finish

andrew

might be useful if the phone starts to ring

redfacedbear

Also very handy when your 18mth old daughter folllows you into the bathroom and tries to put her hand into the stream :eek:

johnny_ultimate

Be honest now - how many of you went and tried it immediatedly after reading this thread?

sternn

i did....and right now im holding in half a bladder full of piss no problem!! (never knew i could do it!!):D

Duggy747

Like I said before, when I stop for about a sec or 2 I pop like a whale's blow hole and I ain't in no mood to clean up puddles of piss :mad:

connundrum

Jonesy3110 wrote:

Anyone can if you build up the muscles enough.

I do 20 min work outs on this area. Injecting the steroids can be a bit difficult, but I find its worth it in the end.

Oh and I can btw, I choose not to though as it makes me cry tears

randylonghorn

Yes, I can stop ...

... and I can confidently swear that no-one has EVER asked me that question before!

DavyD_83

biko wrote:

I can stop, run from the guards, and then find another pub wall to finish

Yep, only time i've ever had to. it works, but u really gotta want to, and that the tough part

veXual

Duggy why would your balls be deadly painful?

I'm mystified by that...

Tar.Aldarion

redfacedbear wrote:

Also very handy when your 18mth old daughter folllows you into the bathroom and tries to put her hand into the stream :eek:

I read that as 18yo at first.


I have never tried to stop half way so I don't know, I don't really care to try.

scojones

Yes I can do it.

AlmightyCushion

johnny_ultimate wrote:

Be honest now - how many of you went and tried it immediatedly after reading this thread?

I did and I held it for about five seconds. I got kinda bored so i stopped but I wouldn't be able to zip up and walk away.

petes

veXual wrote:

Duggy why would your balls be deadly painful?

I'm mystified by that...

I wondered the same thing.

Duggy747

veXual wrote:

Duggy why would your balls be deadly painful?

I'm mystified by that...

Yeesh!! That's kind of obvious don't ya think? They'd be painful cuz after I try to stop pissing they're would be little puddles from starting to pee again thus causing me to slip, sending me through the window, land on the Calor gas cannister outside, piercing it upon landing, the fag in my mouth would ignite it sending me through the air making me land on some telephone lines between my legs to which my balls would be fried!!..............God man, keep up!

lau1247

come and go as I pleased.. not a bother..

faceman

Gauge wrote:

Well I can't speak for the lads but girls can and doing it regularly strengthens your pelvic floor muscles which I'm told has many benefits.

its makes you better in the bedroom or somethin.

Alter-Ego

I can. I think its down to muscle strength.

Also, doing it strengthens muscles making you better in the in bed over time.

Oman

ya i can stop. the only reason i would ever stop if i was standing taking a p!ss and i realise the door is wide open and there's visitors in the house so i simply stop and close the door

Black Swan

ando wrote:

Sorry in advance.. :eek:

This is such a weird question and totally out of the blue

Hey! Watch it!

Zillah

I can, but have rarely had to and its a very unpleasant experience.

nobodythere

Well that tube that is your penis, it's a one way traffic road. Things don't go back up it. See http://health.discovery.com/centers/sex/sexpedia/blueballs.html