Worst thing you ever dropped down the toilet

dazberry · 29-05-2007 07:02PM

A set of Top Trumps!

When I was a kid (this was in the 70s ppl) I had a set of Top Trumps that included every spaceship you could imagine. One middle of the night pee, these were spotted on top of the cistern and post-pee/prior flush - as I lifted up the box, the bottom came off and all the cards fell down into the loo.

Assistance was immediately called for - and can you imagine my horror when I was told they couldn't be retrieved.

D.

johnnyrotten · 29-05-2007 07:09PM

A Large one after a few corn on the cobs!!

Schlemm · 29-05-2007 08:33PM

When I was a kid I woke up really early once and woke my brother and instructed him to put a whole load of antique kids books down the toilet along with a pile of Thomas the Tank Engine toys, plus a few in the potty as well. My Mam and Dad got up to find this scene and all I remember is them questioning me for hours about why I did it, and I really had no idea why, even to this day...

Recently in college we got news that there was an enormous log in the men's bog so we snuck in and holy sh!t this thing was MASSIVE!!! It coiled all the way around the U-bend and well up past the top of the water level. Perhaps its best feature was that it was totally intact, not 1 breakage in it. There was no paper to be seen so either the culprit did not wipe or it had withstood a flush. It was so big that it must have been like giving birth to pinch that off. I got a pic of it on my phone, which I would post if I knew how to get pics from my phone onto the computer...

Mr. Presentable · 29-05-2007 08:40PM

Schlemm, you could post it here

http://www.ratemypoo.com/

Doomspell · 29-05-2007 08:44PM

I dropped my phone in, only thing that got saved was my sim...

Schlemm · 29-05-2007 08:50PM

nipplenuts wrote:

Schlemm, you could post it here

http://www.ratemypoo.com/

I don't normally say this, but

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW that site is GROOOOOOOOS!!! Sweetcorn bits and all!

Mr. Presentable · 29-05-2007 08:53PM

Schlemm wrote:

I don't normally say this, but

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW that site is GROOOOOOOOS!!! Sweetcorn bits and all!

Happy to please

2 stroke · 30-05-2007 01:57AM

While working in a nightclub a few years ago I got drafted in to fish an engagement ring out of an unflushed ladies loo. I found another use for a coat hanger and hooked it out.

Flushdraw · 30-05-2007 02:22AM

my last pint of bulmers at the OMD gig in the ******* last week :mad:

30-05-2007 07:38AM

Was at a houseparty a few months back and someone had dropped a banana in the toilet. Makes ye wonder?

Anti · 30-05-2007 08:38AM

I dont think ive ever dropped anything into the toilet before, apart from the obvious.

Fr Dougal · 30-05-2007 09:03AM

My mobile, in the toilet in the Mater Hospital, while my mum was in theatre undergoing bypass, and I was the only family member in the hospital to keep the rest updated. I was well pissed off...... :eek:

FlutterinBantam · 30-05-2007 09:34AM

I had just dropped a hefty prizewinner, like a bowl of stewing beef and gherkins down the pan ,with plenty of collateral, when my bunch of keys swallow dived into the morass and slowly sunk beneath the crust.

It was a friends house,had to go to the kitchen and get a barbie fork to fish them out.

After several trawls I got them,but the ironic thing was that several weeks later saw the barbie fork in full use spearing burgers etc.

:eek: Wasn't hungry that night.

JIZZLORD · 30-05-2007 09:53AM

i dropped my new phone in a nightclub toilet, i hadnt used the toilet yet and it wasnt flushed. It's horrible fishing something out of piss that isn't yours

Kolodny · 30-05-2007 10:14AM

Dropped the same phone twice in the space of 3 weeks (although thankfully before going) and it came back to life on both occasions after drying out. Third time unlucky though when I stupidly knocked it into a sink a few months later and simultaneously turned on the tap. Also once dropped a disposable camera into the only toilet at a house party and jammed it up completely for about half an hour (while a rowdy queue formed outside the bathroom)

Mr. Presentable · 30-05-2007 11:02AM

#Elites wrote:

whole role of toiler paper, phones, pens..dam that toilet.

Sorry #Elites, you are barred from my bathroom

Pyr0 · 30-05-2007 01:53PM

Fizman wrote:

Well once or twice i've scratched the inside of the bowl (permanently). The reason bein was because after 2 or 3 flushes the log was not shifting so i had to cut it up with a wire clothes hangar

Hahaha I had to do the very same thing in a mates house, it stunk up the place and everything. It was so damn funny !

Fizman · 30-05-2007 04:06PM

Caliden wrote:

fukken hell, what do you eat?

At the time I was on a high fibre diet

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Usually if you keep flushing the water can erode the sh!t in question and break it in to smaller pieces.

If i had 2 or 3 days to spare this would have been fine.

galactus wrote:

Thanks for that mental image Fizman.

Anytime mate

GhostInTheRuins · 30-05-2007 07:37PM

Just phones and money. When I was finished 'relieving myself', up came the trousers and out popped the phone. Of course I reached in and fished it out.

I dried it out and sold it a few days later

:D:D:D

ctc_celtic · 30-05-2007 08:34PM

a moron mate of mine, dropped his mobile in the toilet, grabed it out and then proceded to clean it under the cold water tap.
worst thing was, the phone was working after he droped it in the toilet, but was fecked after running it under the tap. Tool!

Shellie13 · 30-05-2007 10:30PM

a ful cuppa coffeedurin study wen i was WRECKED n wuda fought someone hhok line n sinker for d caffine!

2 stroke · 30-05-2007 11:09PM

Just remembered something. About 10 years ago I spotted a guy wearing a leather jacket that had been stolen from my car the night before. I was on my own and he was with his mates so I waited until he was alone before chalanging him. He pretended he bought it in a local shop but the jacket had been bought in New York. Well the fight ended in the cubicle, sombody had recently destroyed the toilet with vomit and I shoved his face down it and flushed.