Worst thing you ever dropped down the toilet

Mr. Presentable

I once let my glasses fall in - fishing out my wife's credit cards (after our 3yo had tried to flush them).:D

A friend has dropped three mobiles from her back pocket, always when about to get up, always before flushing!

I worked with a guy who, very drunk, had just used the toilet and went to throw up and deposited his false teeth in the bowl. How long would you wash them for before you could use them again :eek:

Mossy Monk

Last roll of toilet paper at 3.20am.

Horrendous.

whiskeyman

My new MP3 player a few years ago. I had it in my hand as I entered the cubicle and said 'right, put in in yer pocket and don't be a tit and drop it... and at that, it just went from my hands grasp and I watched it fall in slow motion right into the toilet. Couldn't believe it.
Thankfully, their was no 'contents' in the toilet and I managed to claw it out. Thought it was a goner, but I had it at my desk in work and saw the lights just come back on around 6 hours after the incident! It's worked fine every since!
I thought it may have 'flushed' the memory at least, but all was good!

Caliden

A sock. Before a flsuh. I never knew one could hold so much liquid

angelbaby

hope he left them teeth steaping in a very strong disinfectant for a few days!!!!!
the only thing iv ever dropped down a toilet by accident were my locker keys back in the aul school days!!!was mitching class hiding in the toilets when i heard one of the teachers coming so was stayin as quiet as i could when the keys decided to go for a swim!!!them damn keys got me caught n i had to fish them out myself...luckily the toilet had been previously flushed!!

Fizman

Well once or twice i've scratched the inside of the bowl (permanently). The reason bein was because after 2 or 3 flushes the log was not shifting so i had to cut it up with a wire clothes hangar

smallpaws

New wristwatch. It was a Timex that "took a licking" but didn't keep on ticking. Stupid Timex catchphrase.......

cmoney

my false teeth... it was a few days before i put them back in my mouth i can tell ya that :eek:

cson

Fizman wrote:

Well once or twice i've scratched the inside of the bowl (permanently). The reason bein was because after 2 or 3 flushes the log was not shifting so i had to cut it up with a wire clothes hangar

Only in AH.....

Caliden

Fizman wrote:

Well once or twice i've scratched the inside of the bowl (permanently). The reason bein was because after 2 or 3 flushes the log was not shifting so i had to cut it up with a wire clothes hangar

fukken hell, what do you eat?

AlmightyCushion

Fizman wrote:

Well once or twice i've scratched the inside of the bowl (permanently). The reason bein was because after 2 or 3 flushes the log was not shifting so i had to cut it up with a wire clothes hangar

Usually if you keep flushing the water can erode the sh!t in question and break it in to smaller pieces.

Duggy747

Caliden wrote:

fukken hell, what do you eat?

I broke my flatmate's toilet before in college with a hefty log. Didn't want to stink out the one me & my roommate used so I used his. Problem was no matter how many flushes I gave it didn't budge, the toilet water would just go up to the rim :eek: 2 hours later (1st attempt I gave up after a few mins) I eventually got rid of the bugger but for the rest of the year the toilet was thrashed

galactus

Fizman wrote:

Well once or twice i've scratched the inside of the bowl (permanently). The reason bein was because after 2 or 3 flushes the log was not shifting so i had to cut it up with a wire clothes hangar

Thanks for that mental image Fizman.

Rabies

whiskeyman wrote:

My new MP3 player a few years ago. I
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It's worked fine every since!
I thought it may have 'flushed' the memory at least, but all was good!

I hope you got a new head set

Kiith

Dropped my phone in there once...didnt work so well after that.

projectmayhem

weird thread, only because just yesterday the 'lil lady had her phone on the top part of the toilet while in the shower, she got a text... it vibrated, and now she has to buy a new phone

John Mason

Caliden wrote:

A sock. Before a flsuh. I never knew one could hold so much liquid

should i even ask? but how? i lost a mobile phone once

deedee lepoopoo

A rememberance card for my uncle who died a few months previously and I just had a pee and saw it -urrgh.

Dun laoire

A big hardy Guinness sh1te

Binomate

Someone elses phone. Surprisingly, it still worked. I dried it off, washed my hands, gave it back to her and said nothing.

Tar.Aldarion

My phone a few times, still works.
A pound coin, a lot to a kid!

Heisenberg.

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2funki4wheelz

My best opal ring (the jewellery kind) into an unflushed loo. I decided to be clever and put a plastic bag over my hand like a makeshift rubber glove. As soon as I submerged my hand, water seeped into the bag as it had a hole in it. Not good. Got the ring back though.

January

My foot, I was standing on the toilet seat to get something out of one of the presses (unfortunatly I am short) and I slipped and fell, thankfully it was flushed but I still used dettol to clean it...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A friend of mine dropped her mobile in it a few times... She's blonde, didnt learn from her mistake!

Voodu Child

I dropped a kitkat down the loo once, and im pretty sure I ate it after retrieving it.

But it was sealed in the wrapper (not the old fashioned kitkat one), and I had already flushed the loo before it fell in. Also, I was drunk.

ShowUsYourXbox

Went in to take a piss after making a telephone call on our cordless house phone. Had the phone under my arm and it slipped and fell in. Unfortunatly i had already started pissing at this stage and as any real man will tell you, there's no stopping.

Needless to say it went in the bin.

Slutmonkey57b

Some of the replies here are making me sick. On the other hand, anyone who clicks on that title deserves what they get.

Anyway, surely the "worst" thing anyone's dropped in the toilet is the same for everyone?

Numina

cmoney wrote:

my false teeth... it was a few days before i put them back in my mouth i can tell ya that :eek:

the oldest boards user?

blahhh

Ahh some years ago I dropped a small teddy down the toilet, using a plastic bag I got it out and left it to dry on the radiator to dry :eek:

Still not the worst part....

Few days later, being the cruel sister I am I told my little bro I'd give him 50p if he licked the teddy (he didn't know it fell in) I still remind him of it today....lousy

Thrill

My mobile slipped from my grasp and into the bowl once. Thankfully i hadnt gone yet. I fished it out quick and it still worked.

dazberry

A set of Top Trumps!

When I was a kid (this was in the 70s ppl) I had a set of Top Trumps that included every spaceship you could imagine. One middle of the night pee, these were spotted on top of the cistern and post-pee/prior flush - as I lifted up the box, the bottom came off and all the cards fell down into the loo.

Assistance was immediately called for - and can you imagine my horror when I was told they couldn't be retrieved.

D.

johnnyrotten

A Large one after a few corn on the cobs!!

Schlemm

When I was a kid I woke up really early once and woke my brother and instructed him to put a whole load of antique kids books down the toilet along with a pile of Thomas the Tank Engine toys, plus a few in the potty as well. My Mam and Dad got up to find this scene and all I remember is them questioning me for hours about why I did it, and I really had no idea why, even to this day...

Recently in college we got news that there was an enormous log in the men's bog so we snuck in and holy sh!t this thing was MASSIVE!!! It coiled all the way around the U-bend and well up past the top of the water level. Perhaps its best feature was that it was totally intact, not 1 breakage in it. There was no paper to be seen so either the culprit did not wipe or it had withstood a flush. It was so big that it must have been like giving birth to pinch that off. I got a pic of it on my phone, which I would post if I knew how to get pics from my phone onto the computer...

Mr. Presentable

Schlemm, you could post it here

http://www.ratemypoo.com/

Doomspell

I dropped my phone in, only thing that got saved was my sim...

Schlemm

nipplenuts wrote:

Schlemm, you could post it here

http://www.ratemypoo.com/

I don't normally say this, but

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Mr. Presentable

Schlemm wrote:

I don't normally say this, but

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW that site is GROOOOOOOOS!!! Sweetcorn bits and all!

Happy to please

2 stroke

While working in a nightclub a few years ago I got drafted in to fish an engagement ring out of an unflushed ladies loo. I found another use for a coat hanger and hooked it out.

Flushdraw

my last pint of bulmers at the OMD gig in the ******* last week :mad:

Black Swan

Was at a houseparty a few months back and someone had dropped a banana in the toilet. Makes ye wonder?

Anti

I dont think ive ever dropped anything into the toilet before, apart from the obvious.

Fr Dougal

My mobile, in the toilet in the Mater Hospital, while my mum was in theatre undergoing bypass, and I was the only family member in the hospital to keep the rest updated. I was well pissed off...... :eek:

FlutterinBantam

I had just dropped a hefty prizewinner, like a bowl of stewing beef and gherkins down the pan ,with plenty of collateral, when my bunch of keys swallow dived into the morass and slowly sunk beneath the crust.

It was a friends house,had to go to the kitchen and get a barbie fork to fish them out.

After several trawls I got them,but the ironic thing was that several weeks later saw the barbie fork in full use spearing burgers etc.

:eek: Wasn't hungry that night.

JIZZLORD

i dropped my new phone in a nightclub toilet, i hadnt used the toilet yet and it wasnt flushed. It's horrible fishing something out of piss that isn't yours

Kolodny

Dropped the same phone twice in the space of 3 weeks (although thankfully before going) and it came back to life on both occasions after drying out. Third time unlucky though when I stupidly knocked it into a sink a few months later and simultaneously turned on the tap. Also once dropped a disposable camera into the only toilet at a house party and jammed it up completely for about half an hour (while a rowdy queue formed outside the bathroom)

Mr. Presentable

#Elites wrote:

whole role of toiler paper, phones, pens..dam that toilet.

Sorry #Elites, you are barred from my bathroom

Pyr0

Fizman wrote:

Well once or twice i've scratched the inside of the bowl (permanently). The reason bein was because after 2 or 3 flushes the log was not shifting so i had to cut it up with a wire clothes hangar

Hahaha I had to do the very same thing in a mates house, it stunk up the place and everything. It was so damn funny !

Fizman

Caliden wrote:

fukken hell, what do you eat?

At the time I was on a high fibre diet

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Usually if you keep flushing the water can erode the sh!t in question and break it in to smaller pieces.

If i had 2 or 3 days to spare this would have been fine.

galactus wrote:

Thanks for that mental image Fizman.

Anytime mate

GhostInTheRuins

Just phones and money. When I was finished 'relieving myself', up came the trousers and out popped the phone. Of course I reached in and fished it out.

I dried it out and sold it a few days later :D:D:D

ctc_celtic

a moron mate of mine, dropped his mobile in the toilet, grabed it out and then proceded to clean it under the cold water tap.
worst thing was, the phone was working after he droped it in the toilet, but was fecked after running it under the tap. Tool!