Would Ya ???!

Dun laoire · 17-05-2007 12:51PM

MikeHoncho wrote:

I wouldnt go up the ailse but id definatly get up on her.

I think you speak for most men there

Tar.Aldarion · 17-05-2007 12:53PM

Nah, most people rightly wouldn't touch it?

LovelyTom · 17-05-2007 01:05PM

Eww, why would anyone want to "audition"?!

beans · 17-05-2007 01:18PM

Who's Jodie Marsh? Is she one of these done-nothings who has risen to popular acclaim by fellating farm animals, or getting her tits out for FHM or something? Excuse my ignorance.

Either way, judging by the responses here, she would be unfit mother-material for my little Beanses. That's not to say I wouldn't ride her, but I certainly wouldn't marry her.

Edit - just Googled her, I retract my earlier assertion that I would give her one for fun, she's like a bad transexual

Mahatma coat · 17-05-2007 02:21PM

fhey tried tried something along those lines here before,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasmin's_Getting_Married

didnt last long tho

cant see the MTV version being tastefuly done

Ruu_Old · 17-05-2007 02:26PM

Kojak wrote:

No way in hell would I marry that wan.

Exactly, she is a mess.

Dyr · 17-05-2007 02:43PM

Gran Hermano wrote:

Not a chance....

It'd be like lobbing a sausage up O'Connell St.

Well, ye could try lob it up bachelors way then

Clank · 17-05-2007 02:53PM

Attention seeking whore, she's a mess.

GhostInTheRuins · 17-05-2007 02:54PM

ctc_celtic wrote:

she's like a sperm bank that only accepts deposits.

Haha

Naos · 17-05-2007 05:26PM

I agree with Darkjager - She is not a bad looking bird.

Also, anything she has been on she has seemed fairly cool, plus the fact she is not stupid (bar this obviously).

aidan_walsh · 17-05-2007 05:29PM

Mear wrote:

Also, anything she has been on she has seemed fairly cool

I wouldn't count Fran Cosgrave, Kian Egan or Calum Best as cool by any measure.

RandolphEsq · 17-05-2007 05:32PM

Sign me up

Endurance Man · 17-05-2007 05:38PM

Her nose if so f'ed up, it pisses me off looking at it.

GhostInTheRuins · 17-05-2007 05:50PM

Mear wrote:

plus the fact she is not stupid (bar this obviously).

What? She's got the IQ of a dead battery.

eirebhoy · 17-05-2007 05:54PM

DarkJager wrote:

I would ya without a shadow of a doubt. Who cares how many cocks she's had before, if you ended up being the one slammin her every night of the week?

Do you actually think she's good looking?

Binomate · 17-05-2007 05:57PM

Sign yourself up for teh lulz.

whassupp2 · 17-05-2007 05:58PM

shes not good looking

Zambia · 17-05-2007 06:03PM

Once upon a time I would have... basically I think your all liars and have done far worse...

However this is just sad

Blush_01 · 17-05-2007 06:08PM

You have to feel sorry for someone who feels like this is not only a good career move, but also a good life choice.

I think she was probably very pretty once, before she developed the dependency on make-up and its subsequent side effect of allergy to clothing.

Oh well!

Naos · 17-05-2007 06:35PM

Adrian Walsh - Ha

DT Jesus - Actually, she has an iq of around 130 apparently.

PeakOutput · 17-05-2007 06:40PM

sign me up but only after i see her bank balance

The_Hustler · 17-05-2007 07:03PM

I saw some video about this on a mobile phone news update and she claimed she was going to go around the UK with her mates anyway without the film crew she is so desperate to be married, what a load of crap!

And the wedding gear she was in, it was certainly not traditional!

SligoBrewer · 17-05-2007 09:37PM

#Elites wrote:

Shes just trying to compete with the Women giving 40,000 blowjobs tbh:D

haha.. nice one

faceman · 17-05-2007 10:01PM

ive always wanted me picture in 'heat' magazine...

Catari Jaguar · 17-05-2007 10:02PM

gucci wrote:

and definetly not to a girl like her with a nose like that

And that's POST-rhinoplasty! May be a botch job, but it gave her the confidence to try and get married on an MTV show. Good for her.

faceman · 17-05-2007 10:02PM

#Elites wrote:

Shes just trying to compete with the Women giving 40,000 blowjobs tbh:D

link???

shane86 · 17-05-2007 10:10PM

DarkJager wrote:

Put aside her scumbag issues + career so far. Why do most of you think she's a bad looking bird? Fairly kinky lookin bitch if you ask me..

I concur, yid take her like the classic album your sig makes reference to

Honestly, maybe Im just of very low moral fibre (seeing as I signed up to that Belgian politicians page as well) but Id do it for a laugh. My mother would never forgive me, but Ive learned to live with that for a range of issues

Im sure we all have advantage, English birds love a bit of Paddy-whackin.

And anyway, shes bound to have a few quid more than me for a settlement when I file for divorce following my 5th bout of red banana in a month of marriage to the down ass hoe.

Dord · 17-05-2007 10:31PM

Jaysus NO! she's a fuppin' minger!

lobbin' a sausage up O'Connell St.! It'd be more like lobbin' a cocktail sausage up O'Connell St. (pun not intended)

TerrorFirmer · 17-05-2007 10:36PM

joe robot wrote:

lobbin' a sausage up O'Connell St.! It'd be more like lobbin' a cocktail sausage up O'Connell St. (pun not intended)

So basically...you're telling us you have a small penis

aidan24326 · 17-05-2007 10:38PM

Liars the lot of ye. I would.

Bang her that is. Not marry her.

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