Would Ya ???!

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http://www.marryjodiemarsh.com/

Jodie Marsh wrote:

I'm sooo excited about this, I just have to let you know what I'm planning. I've decided to do something completely outrageous. What's new I hear you say?! But this is totally off the scale. I'm fed up with going out with complete losers - as you know I've been out with my fair share, none of whom have lasted more than 5 minutes. So, I've decided to take drastic action.

I'm desperate to settle down with the man of my dreams. So, I'm launching a nationwide search to find a fella, but not just a boyfriend, I'm on the look out for a husband! That's right, I'm getting married.

And that's where you lucky guys come in! If you think you've got what I want in a man (and believe me, I'm very demanding!), I'd really love to meet you in person at my open auditions at the locations listed on this page.

If you CAN make it, download the questionnaire pdf, print it out and bring it along with you on the day. If you CAN'T make it, submit your online application and photo below and if I'm interested, I'll be in touch!

The final way is to send your questionnaire AND photo to Jodie PO BOX 6024 London EC1P 1GX, AND if you REALLY want to impress me, send video footage to the PO BOX too - go on, I dare you - make me laugh!

I KNOW my soul-mate is out there, I just don't want to wait any longer to meet him. The big question is ... IS IT YOU?! If you think that maybe, just maybe you might be THE ONE then please get in touch, it could be the best decision you ever made.

Best of luck boys - I look forward to hearing from you.

All my love,
Jodie xx

gucci

some people will do anything for publicity.
i wouldn't because im not getting married to noone for another 15 years (whether through choice or not!) and definetly not to a girl like her with a nose like that

Femelade

Is it real though...?
and no i wouldnt, but i'm sure many would give it a go though.

humbert

Silly publicity stunt and NO.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Who said Jodie Marsh had no class?

Tar.Aldarion

God no.

biko

Hell no

Gran Hermano

Not a chance....

Reckon she's more mileage than a dodgy clapped out Eastern European BMW.

It'd be like lobbing a sausage up O'Connell St.

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Gran Hermano wrote:

It'd be like lobbing a sausage up O'Connell St.

Yeah think it is real, apparently MTV will be filming it ......

SkyShowbiz wrote:

But it's not a dream Jodie has cooked up all by herself - MTV are in on the idea and will be filming her quest for their latest Totally show.

First up, Jodie will be holding audition days, where potential hubbies can try their luck at catching her eye.

The process involves answering a questionnaire on, among other things, the best place you've had sex.

http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1266029,00.html

AlmightyCushion

Of course I would. I presume the question was Would you shoot this mindless idiot as I seem to have misplaced my gun.

DarkJager

I would ya without a shadow of a doubt. Who cares how many cocks she's had before, if you ended up being the one slammin her every night of the week? Not going to audition though, she can come and find me...

Burning Eclipse

I'd rather chop it off and feed it to the dogs, excluding her of course. Since comsumation is kinda important in a marriage, that'd rule me out. Oh, that, and the fact that I'm not a fucking idiot.


Anybody wanna bet that every chav in every council estate in England just signed up, provided they can use computers?

GhostInTheRuins

It's really pathetic that she's so desperate for publicity that she'll do anything.

r3nu4l

I can see this ending well!

Gran Hermano

What's the odds Brendan Kilkenny will be pimping himself at the auditions?

stovelid

elviscostello wrote:

http://www.marryjodiemarsh.com/

Like the old joke goes, if I was washed up on a desert island with her and a horse, I'd get the horse to dress up as a woman....

Gator

Not a chance, dirty looking scumbag

Jigsaw

I wonder if she is insisting upon a pre-nuptial wedding contract?

keltoms

not a hope!

Mr. CooL ICE

If there were no pre-nuptials, I would. Then divorce her a few days later and hopefully take away half of what little fortune she has. Would make a great story to tell down the pub.

Other than that, fcuk no.

gucci

shes probably just looking for something interesting to write in her fifth autobiography of her career so far. (assume so, like all the other tabloid trash, havnt followed her career)
*hides her other four books*

drdre

I would love to marry her

DarkJager

Put aside her scumbag issues + career so far. Why do most of you think she's a bad looking bird? Fairly kinky lookin bitch if you ask me..

tbh

jodiemarsh wrote:

I'm desperate

sums it up.

Kojak

No way in hell would I marry that wan.

gucci

DarkJager wrote:

Put aside her scumbag issues + career so far. Why do most of you think she's a bad looking bird? Fairly kinky lookin bitch if you ask me..

the nose, christ if your gonna get your nose "done" surely it shouldnt look like that?? the fake tan/inches of make-up, annoying accent, i could add to this list but iv made myself feel good enough already

Mossy Monk

Not for me thanks.

MikeHoncho

I wouldnt go up the ailse but id definatly get up on her.

TerrorFirmer

Is she really that bad looking? I don't think so...

Dr. Seuss

Whore.

ctc_celtic

she's like a sperm bank that only accepts deposits.

Dun laoire

MikeHoncho wrote:

I wouldnt go up the ailse but id definatly get up on her.

I think you speak for most men there

Tar.Aldarion

Nah, most people rightly wouldn't touch it?

LovelyTom

Eww, why would anyone want to "audition"?!

beans

Who's Jodie Marsh? Is she one of these done-nothings who has risen to popular acclaim by fellating farm animals, or getting her tits out for FHM or something? Excuse my ignorance.

Either way, judging by the responses here, she would be unfit mother-material for my little Beanses. That's not to say I wouldn't ride her, but I certainly wouldn't marry her.

Edit - just Googled her, I retract my earlier assertion that I would give her one for fun, she's like a bad transexual

Mahatma coat

fhey tried tried something along those lines here before,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasmin's_Getting_Married

didnt last long tho

cant see the MTV version being tastefuly done

Ruu_Old

Kojak wrote:

No way in hell would I marry that wan.

Exactly, she is a mess.

Dyr

Gran Hermano wrote:

Not a chance....



It'd be like lobbing a sausage up O'Connell St.

Well, ye could try lob it up bachelors way then

Clank

Attention seeking whore, she's a mess.

GhostInTheRuins

ctc_celtic wrote:

she's like a sperm bank that only accepts deposits.

Haha

Naos

I agree with Darkjager - She is not a bad looking bird.

Also, anything she has been on she has seemed fairly cool, plus the fact she is not stupid (bar this obviously).

aidan_walsh

Mear wrote:

Also, anything she has been on she has seemed fairly cool

I wouldn't count Fran Cosgrave, Kian Egan or Calum Best as cool by any measure.

RandolphEsq

Sign me up

Endurance Man

Her nose if so f'ed up, it pisses me off looking at it.

GhostInTheRuins

Mear wrote:

plus the fact she is not stupid (bar this obviously).

What? She's got the IQ of a dead battery.

eirebhoy

DarkJager wrote:

I would ya without a shadow of a doubt. Who cares how many cocks she's had before, if you ended up being the one slammin her every night of the week?

Do you actually think she's good looking?

Binomate

Sign yourself up for teh lulz.

whassupp2

shes not good looking

Zambia

Once upon a time I would have... basically I think your all liars and have done far worse...

However this is just sad

Blush_01

You have to feel sorry for someone who feels like this is not only a good career move, but also a good life choice.

I think she was probably very pretty once, before she developed the dependency on make-up and its subsequent side effect of allergy to clothing.

Oh well!

Naos

Adrian Walsh - Ha

DT Jesus - Actually, she has an iq of around 130 apparently.