Funny awkward moments

blow69 · 29-04-2007 05:02PM

This is pretty basic one but i find it hilarious each time.If i'm in a lift with a friend and there is one(or more)person in the lift with us we just start laughing uncontrolably because no one is talking and you could cut the tension with a knife.It's the funniest thing ever!

uberpixie · 29-04-2007 05:03PM

When I was 4 or 5....

The mother was parking her car, and she was cut off from a parking space by a male drive.

She said under her breath "feck'in bollix" as you do.

She finally got the car parked.

It was a really hot day and the drivers window was well down, que the driver that cut her off passing by the car and me of course piping up at the top of my lungs "mammy is that the feck'in bollix?":D

kizzyr · 30-04-2007 11:40AM

R0ot wrote:

Although this is different to you guys and the OP's one here goes.

Down at the beach when i was about 14 with about 6 mates, im walking down this old style pier thing (Essiently a long narrow slab of concrete in the water, with metal rings and hooks on each side for anchoring boats too). So as i'm walking down to the end of it I suddenly decide to jump off to the beach below (about 7ft) So I leap off the pier thing and my Man U shirt catches on one of the hooks and being made of strong stuff holds me firmly in place. The beach is packed and my mates are just sitting on a big pile of rocks about 30meters away, im hanging there unable to get myself off the hook or move my arms at all due to the shirt pulling my arms up. So at this moment I hear a huge wave of laughter coming from the beach and view my friends almost falling over themselves with laughter, I feel my face go bright red, about 30 seconds after the inital wave of laughter some lad in his 20's comes over and lifts me down.

Your post has saved my life...well not quite but I was having the crappiest day and reading all of this thread but especially your post have made it all seem better. Guess I better offer a few of my own stories.

I was at the gym a while ago and decided to go for a swim, but hadn't brought my contacts with me and so had to swim without being able to see. This in itself wasn't too bad until I decided to get out of the pool and go to get changed. Because I was without my glasses / contacts I made my way into the mens changing rooms and realised my mistake a little too late:o

Last Friday I was walking to my car after work and I have to walk past the canteen to get the the car park. Three walls of the canteen are glass and there I am walking past, too cool for school, sending a text message when I fall flat on my face in front of about 50 people and my hand bag wasn't closed so everything fell out all over the place. Had to scramble around picking up all the rubbish I carry around on a daily basis in front of all these people breaking their hearts laughing:o

youcancallmeal · 30-04-2007 12:05PM

blow69 wrote:

This is pretty basic one but i find it hilarious each time.If i'm in a lift with a friend and there is one(or more)person in the lift with us we just start laughing uncontrolably because no one is talking and you could cut the tension with a knife.It's the funniest thing ever!

Yea this always happens to me too. Even after getting out of the elevator we kind of look at each other embarrassingly wondering why we were laughing?

Kazooie · 30-04-2007 12:35PM

youcancallme>al wrote:

Yea this always happens to me too. Even after getting out of the elevator we kind of look at each other embarrassingly wondering why we were laughing?

This reminds me of the first time I heard the recording of the man with the funny voice in the elevato rsaying: "doors closing", "going up" etc..
I was with my brother and some randomer in the lift and the two of us were in stitches laughing at the voice to the bemusement of the other guy.

John Mason · 30-04-2007 01:10PM

One day a long time ago, I was meeting the ex at O’Connell Bridge. I was standing at the lights beside Carroll’s waiting to cross to the north side, now himself was standing there looking all cool. It was rush hour time so there was probably about 200 people standing at lights to cross, this big gush of wind comes along, and blows the baseball cap (his favourite) off his head, he starts doing this whole dancing routine trying to catch it, jumping up and down, waving his arms around. As I am standing, as everyone and I mean everyone at the lights was in convulsion laughing at him. The end result – the cap went in the Liffey and I kept walking straight past him

boffin · 30-04-2007 01:36PM

Was at irish college and was sitting on the wall --- pretending to be cool and impress the boys of course -- while waiting for our bus to bring us back to the house! A cute dog strolls up to us and so we started cooing over it and petting its head. Then I notice a really cute guy sitting a little bit further down the wall - then I noticed he was smiling at me and then the smile turned into hysterical laughing - when I turned around the oh so cute dog had cocked its leg and preceeded to pee on my leg!! Cue an attack of a serious red face - never managed to live it down for the next two weeks

Fratton Fred · 30-04-2007 02:27PM

I had to run an errand at work, which involved driving into the own centre. I was a new driver at the time and I was in a company car, so I decided to park on the roof, which was deserted.

I walked over to the lift, which only stops at the roof and the ground and the door opens as soon as I press the button. Inside are a couple, he about 50, her about 30 and as they realise the doors are open, they spring apart, which meant her pulling her hand away and him quickly covering his “Bits” which are hanging out of his trousers.

Being a naïve 17 year old, I say the first thing that came into my mind…are you going down?

She could not stop laughing and I had no idea why

sunzz · 30-04-2007 02:46PM

One day me and the ex where in the sitting room, we got a little bit jiggy and decided to get down and dirty. Her parents were in the kitchen but in the 2 years or so we went out i'd say they used the sitting room about 3 times, anyway we are halfway into it, blankets over us, lying side to side, when a knock on the door comes, her mum comes in and tells us get up as the guy is here to do the fireplace......

Well i'll leave the rest up to your imagination

0ubliette · 30-04-2007 02:58PM

Not exactly my most embarrasing moment but certainly an embarrasing humourous situation i was involved in, but an ex of mine and myself were fooling around a bit, and her being so excited by my amazing physical physique and unrivalled technique (probably!) she looks me int he eye and goes "do you want to s*ck my c*ck?" instead of you know..do you want ME to suck your hoo haa...you get the picture. I was in convulsions of laughter, i think she almost cried, but f*ck me, it was funny

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