Sarky, In my orifice please.

Star Lord · 27-04-2007 05:36PM

*uncovers the_rigger to be a sheep in wolves clothing*

Hmmm...

Jesus Wept · 27-04-2007 05:45PM

[SIZE=-1]*considers suing Diablo for liable.

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth- handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities[/SIZE]

I will get this man to front my 'dream team'

And this man, so I can play the race card

Star Lord · 27-04-2007 05:56PM

I will beat your race card with my race card... see, he's won, and he's #1!

Jesus Wept · 27-04-2007 06:00PM

check-mate.

The Flash !!

lol, the heading on the picture was 'Don't fúck with me, or I'll run away.'

Star Lord · 27-04-2007 06:04PM

I distract the Flash with the Almost Flash - Supergirl!

Jesus Wept · 27-04-2007 06:10PM

can't deny the SuperCharms of superWoman

Chillwithcian · 27-04-2007 06:12PM

OOOOOOOOhhh yeeeesssss!!!!!!

Matt Holck · 27-04-2007 06:12PM

LOVETT:
No, y'see, the trouble with poet is
'Ow do you know it's deceased?
Try the priest!

TODD: (spoken) Heavenly!
Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps,
but then again, not as bland as curate, either!

LOVETT:
And good for business, too -- always leaves you wantin' more!
Trouble is, we only get it on Sundays!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxKLqvsw0zs&mode=related&search=

Star Lord · 27-04-2007 06:17PM

Matt I'll set Mr Todd on you ya random fupper!

Jesus Wept · 27-04-2007 06:28PM

less chat, more boobs

Lou.m · 28-04-2007 05:47PM

Well i have boobs! Well just about!
Does that count?

Star Lord · 28-04-2007 06:22PM

As do I...

Yeah I'm a guy...

Lou.m · 28-04-2007 06:42PM

Nothing wrong with boobs on a guy

Star Lord · 28-04-2007 06:45PM

Yes there is...

(I was at the gym today sussing out membership so I can eliminate those dreaded moobs)

Lou.m · 28-04-2007 06:52PM

Oh Damo you just need confidence

Star Lord · 28-04-2007 06:57PM

I'm quite confident that these are moobs...

Nah I'm grand, people like me for me. I want rid of them for me!

Lou.m · 28-04-2007 07:10PM

I think that is cool attitude to have.

Feel good about yourself.

And we do like you for you how did you know?:)

Star Lord · 28-04-2007 07:12PM

Because I've noticed you watching me...

Lou.m · 28-04-2007 07:14PM

Who me?

I know all and see all.

Star Lord · 28-04-2007 07:18PM

... from the bushes outside my window

Lou.m · 28-04-2007 07:20PM

Oh no no i have godlike / goddesslike powers

Sarky · 28-04-2007 07:25PM

Christ, just go masturbate on IRC already.

Star Lord · 28-04-2007 07:26PM

Then why hide in the bushes outside my window?

Lou.m · 28-04-2007 07:30PM

Sarky I am not that kind of a girl i will have you know.

Nice beard though it has erm qualities.....

Want to join our secret ancient society and sugar army?

Jesus Wept · 28-04-2007 09:00PM

Lou.m wrote:

Well i have boobs! Well just about!
Does that count?

Yes.

Lou.m · 29-04-2007 10:47AM

Right as a tribute to the obvious obsession about boobs by mnay of the fabulous mens on here i am going to attempt to write a boob song. Please feel free to write your own boob song. Oh and please forgive my feeble attempt it is obviously hampered by being female i dont have the impressive single minded focus on the subject as men.

Right here goes.
Man says:
I like big boobs and i cannot lie
All you other fellas cant deny
That when a girl walks in

....Oh wait i think it has been done

Erm okay okay (speaks nervously into microphone) gosh erm this is embarrassing audience looks as though they are going to devour her.

One heckler: Show us your boobs.

LOU : Erm (seriously considers the option for about two seconds!) Erm i am not that sort of girl really i am not i went to a convent school.

Heckler: Hey me too!

LOU : Oh nice to see the lesbian community in here tonight!

LOU:Anyway how about a poem or song. Erm yes thats it yes! This is a boob love song with a difference it is about one boobs love for another boob.

You are never alone in a pair
Oh you are never alone in a pair
I just want to be close to you
I just want to be beside you
Oh god how i love you
Oh god i want to support you
I will always make sure the bra fits on your side
I will always make sure the bra fits on your side

You are never alone in a pair
Oh you are never alone in a pair
When a man snaps your strap it hurts me too.
Believe me i jiggle then just as much as you.
I have never known a day without you
It is only i that understands you
There is a time of the month you wont let no one else touch you
Believe me baby i know that time of month too!
(Goes into rock power ballad mode)
Yeah! Baby i know that time of month too.

You are never alone in a pair
Oh no know you are never alone in a pair.
No no never alone in a pair
Never alone in pair , never alone in a pair............

Crowd: SILENCE
LOU: Erm thank you(runs off stage)

Jesus Wept · 29-04-2007 11:06AM

Lou.m wrote:

LOU : Erm (seriously considers the option for about two seconds!) Erm i am not that sort of girl really i am not i went to a convent school.

you went to a convent school? And that's why you are not that sort of girl?
Contradition in terms there Miss Lou!

Lou.m · 29-04-2007 11:13AM

Hmmmmm

Actually i was the most innocent in my school really.

First kiss at seventeen!:o

Star Lord · 29-04-2007 11:33AM

I can beat that, but I refuse to go into the details here...

Nice song missy!

Lou.m · 29-04-2007 11:36AM

Thanks you it is ok i did my best

Feel free to post your own songs or poems

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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