Funny awkward moments

[Deleted User] · 2007-04-26 20:26:53

I was in the gym today. I was finishing off my stretching at the window that seperates the gym from the pool when a girl caught my eye the water. She was getting out of the pool using the metal ladder. Whatever way she pulled herself out of the pool she fell fell out of her bikini top. She didn't realise and I had a bit of…

26-04-2007 09:26PM

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I was in the gym today. I was finishing off my stretching at the window that seperates the gym from the pool when a girl caught my eye the water.

She was getting out of the pool using the metal ladder. Whatever way she pulled herself out of the pool she fell fell out of her bikini top. She didn't realise and I had a bit of a smirk on my face when our gazes locked. She smiled back. There was a really awkward moment that seemed like forever that ended when I mimed downwards.

She went pure beatroot, fixed her top and was gone before you could say "watch your assets!".

Do you have any of those funny awkward moments?

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#2 26-04-2007 09:27PM

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any pics?

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#3 26-04-2007 10:11PM

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ronoc wrote:

I work out and have a terrific body. At the gym which I frequent every day I made eye contact with a chick who gazed back at me, she was obviously lusting after me. And to be honest, who could blame her. After all, I work out and have a terrific body

Do you have any of those funny awkward moments?

Pigheads whole life is one big funny awkward moment. The worst instance probably occured back in 94 when I first started going out with my ex-girlfriend.

We were making love in the sittingroom on a red and navy lilo and Pighead being Pighead ejaculated very prematurely, that wasn't too bad but the fact that both her parents had walked into the sitting room in the meantime caused much redness of face and lashings and lashings of awkwardness. Disaster for Pighead.

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#4 26-04-2007 11:37PM

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Pighead wrote:

Pigheads whole life is one big funny awkward moment. The worst instance probably occured back in 94 when I first started going out with my ex-girlfriend.

We were making love in the sittingroom on a red and navy lilo and Pighead being Pighead ejaculated very prematurely, that wasn't too bad but the fact that both her parents had walked into the sitting room in the meantime caused much redness of face and lashings and lashings of awkwardness. Disaster for Pighead.

Just saw what you did there.

Pighead strikes again:)

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#5 26-04-2007 11:42PM

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I once sneezed in someones face by accident.

In fact, I made a thread about it!

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#6 27-04-2007 12:44AM

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I like doing the sidewalk shuffle, when me and another stranger cross each others paths and try to walk around each other, but keep going the wrong way. always makes me giggle.

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#7 27-04-2007 12:57AM

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I've a tendency to fall on my face. One morning in college I was strolling in reasonably happy with myself skipping down the steps two at a time(and I don't even go to the gym) when I misjudged the second last one and fell forward with the bag on my back pinning me to the ground. People noticed.

On another occasion in first year some girls I didn't know well said hello which threw me and I turned to wave back only to walk straight into a lamp pole. When I got to my friends house they'd already heard about it.

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#8 27-04-2007 08:41AM

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I used to always wave a people who were waving at people behind me. I've stopped waving at people now.

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#9 27-04-2007 09:03AM

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Whn I was about 15, I was attending my grannies removal before her burial. I walked into the funeral home which was full of family and friends. I saw the open coffin, and out of pure nervousness, I just burst out laughing. Then my older brother done the same and we both just stood there giggling while the whole group were looking at us horrified.
It was the first time I'd seen a dead body, and I didnt know how to react to it so the laughter just kind of came out.

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#10 27-04-2007 09:20AM

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A few years ago, my Ex's Dad came up the stairs while we were having sex (we thought he was out). We didn't quite have time to get dressed; I know this because when he walked in, I had one leg in my pants and a t-shirt around my neck, and she had a liverpool Jersey on, and nothing else.
After about what felt like nine hours of silence I piped up with, "well, this is awkward".
Cue laughter all round ....... not!

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#11 27-04-2007 09:39AM

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RobertFoster wrote:

I used to always wave a people who were waving at people behind me. I've stopped waving at people now.

My eyesight is not the best, so if someone beeps the horn of their car I squint to see if I know them. If I do I'll wave but sometimes I get caught out and wave at someone I don't know.

I was in a newsagents before and a girl came up to me and said "Hi petes how's it going?". Had to stop and say, I'm sorry but I have no idea who you are. Apparently I was with her some night in a niteclub.

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#12 27-04-2007 10:00AM

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Letting off a malodourous stinker when you're alone, and right on cue, someone comes into the room.

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#13 27-04-2007 11:28AM

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petes wrote:

My eyesight is not the best, so if someone beeps the horn of their car I squint to see if I know them. If I do I'll wave but sometimes I get caught out and wave at someone I don't know.

shouldnt you be wearing glasses while driving then?

cant think of any awkward moments, did the sidewalk shuffle thing yesterday in town, changed direction about 5 or 6 times before i was able to pass, myself and the other person just started laughing..

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#14 27-04-2007 11:33AM

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kdouglas wrote:

shouldnt you be wearing glasses while driving then?

I never said I was driving

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#15 27-04-2007 11:39AM

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Myself and the girlfriend decided to have sex in the car one day while we were out. We drove in to a multistorey car park (bad choice i Know) and parked on the most deserted level we could find. We had just barely got into it when I noticed a shadow on the seat, coming from the window. 2 kids just stood there watching us before their understandly horrified mother covered their eyes and dragged them away.

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#16 27-04-2007 11:48AM

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i used to work in bars and its becomes instinctive to move people aside with your hands when working in that kinda enviroment
- im walkin across the road at busy traffic lights on a connell street and i subconsiously put my hand on a girl's back in front of me to gently guide her aside. Embarrasment and nervous smiles all round.

Or one time i was walkin around that same part of time and i dropped a ciggarette clean outta me mouth in the most awkward try to catch it as it falls manner , fits of laughter from girls walkin towards me. yeah i know they were laughin at me but i couldnt helpbut have a giggle aswell

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#17 27-04-2007 12:18PM

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I remember being in church years ago and my sister and I couldnt stop laughing. The more we tried to stop the worse it got!! I remember old people looking around in disgust. That only made it worse.:D

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#18 27-04-2007 12:24PM

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So Glad wrote:

I once sneezed in someones face by accident.

In fact, I made a thread about it!

haha

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#19 27-04-2007 12:57PM

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At a funeral out in the wilds of clare on one typically god awful wet day. As the were lowering the coffin into the ground the sides of the grave gave way and my uncle landed on top of the coffin in the hole.

My father had to pick me up and carry me away I was laughing so much was only 8 at the time though.

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#20 27-04-2007 05:04PM

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I was recently renting a room in my house and was showing this lad the bathroom. When I looked into the bowl there was a humongous turd in it. I mean this thing was massive. All I could think of saying was 'Jesus, who did that?'

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#21 27-04-2007 05:31PM

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I was in a meeting in work yesterday and I completely zoned out. I was actually thinking about work though. Then of course I got asked a question, and I had no idea what they were talking about. For about 2 seconds it felt exactly like being back in school.

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#22 27-04-2007 05:37PM

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First week in a new job and I'm standing beside a girl trying to get her attention by calling her name about five times, she finally swings around with a vicous look in her eye and tells me her name is not Mary and to f**k off. Everyone within earshot broke their sh*te laughing and I crawled off back to my desk

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#23 27-04-2007 05:44PM

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petes wrote:

My eyesight is not the best, so if someone beeps the horn of their car I squint to see if I know them. If I do I'll wave but sometimes I get caught out and wave at someone I don't know.

Well alot of those times it was probably us. We like to beep at random people, start waving and enjoy them spinning around in confusion.

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#24 27-04-2007 05:47PM

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ronoc wrote:

I was in the gym today. I was finishing off my stretching at the window that seperates the gym from the pool when a girl caught my eye the water.

She was getting out of the pool using the metal ladder. Whatever way she pulled herself out of the pool she fell fell out of her bikini top. She didn't realise and I had a bit of a smirk on my face when our gazes locked. She smiled back. There was a really awkward moment that seemed like forever that ended when I mimed downwards.

She went pure beatroot, fixed her top and was gone before you could say "watch your assets!".

Do you have any of those funny awkward moments?

I did the exact same thing coming off a slide in a water park in crete in 2003
I didn't realise either the girls were shouting at me
Oh god the memories

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#25 27-04-2007 06:02PM

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youcancallme>al wrote:

First week in a new job and I'm standing beside a girl trying to get her attention by calling her name about five times, she finally swings around with a vicous look in her eye and tells me her name is not Mary and to f**k off. Everyone within earshot broke their sh*te laughing and I crawled off back to my desk

I fu*king hate cun*s like that - they're the ball-breakers that give Irish women a bad name.

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#26 27-04-2007 11:48PM

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Archeron wrote:

Whn I was about 15, I was attending my grannies removal before her burial. I walked into the funeral home which was full of family and friends. I saw the open coffin, and out of pure nervousness, I just burst out laughing. Then my older brother done the same and we both just stood there giggling while the whole group were looking at us horrified.
It was the first time I'd seen a dead body, and I didnt know how to react to it so the laughter just kind of came out.

i lol`d for quite a while at that.

My friend took his new girlfriend down to RAG week in Galway and they bumped into this albino kid who lives beside his relations, and shs pats his head saying"oh are you one of those albinos, ive studied you kind before (sociology)"! cue beetroot.

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#27 28-04-2007 09:52AM

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Call Me Jimmy wrote:

Well alot of those times it was probably us. We like to beep at random people, start waving and enjoy them spinning around in confusion.

Multiple personalities by any chance?

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#28 28-04-2007 10:18AM

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Although this is different to you guys and the OP's one here goes.

Down at the beach when i was about 14 with about 6 mates, im walking down this old style pier thing (Essiently a long narrow slab of concrete in the water, with metal rings and hooks on each side for anchoring boats too). So as i'm walking down to the end of it I suddenly decide to jump off to the beach below (about 7ft) So I leap off the pier thing and my Man U shirt catches on one of the hooks and being made of strong stuff holds me firmly in place. The beach is packed and my mates are just sitting on a big pile of rocks about 30meters away, im hanging there unable to get myself off the hook or move my arms at all due to the shirt pulling my arms up. So at this moment I hear a huge wave of laughter coming from the beach and view my friends almost falling over themselves with laughter, I feel my face go bright red, about 30 seconds after the inital wave of laughter some lad in his 20's comes over and lifts me down.

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#29 28-04-2007 10:22AM

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Ok picture this, first day off irish college, went into the hall and the principal does a role call. Anyway he goes Ca Bhfuil Sean McMahon? Ca bhfuil se?! now at this moment i have my hand up saying anseo! he is looking right at me and he asked the question again, i didnt have a clue what he wanted so i panicked and said......."Ta me go maith", que a hundred or so people laughing at me!

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#30 29-04-2007 11:41AM

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On a similar theme to the above Gaeltacht story above:

I went to the Gaeltacht about 5 years ago. I was awful at Irish and at around the 2nd week we were all gathered in the hall before the ceile. Some lad came in and split the room, half on one side, other half the other side.

He started ranting and raving and half of us hadn't a clue what he was saying. During his talk, I caught the eye of the lass I'd been scoring and gave her a wave and a nod. As I did so, the man in the centre spun around, pointed at me and asked me a question. Me not understanding a word he'd being saying, I asked one of the fluent speaking lads.

Me: Dude, wtf is he asking me?
Lad: Its a debate. He is asking for your opinion on abortion.
Me: Bol0x.

Que me attempting to say "No, no - I was just saying hello" as gaelige.

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#31 29-04-2007 04:09PM

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a good few years back, think i was around 7 or 8,while helping the neighbours bring in the hay. It was a excuse to get a a ride on the tractor and trailer. Anyhow when the trailer was empty its time to get off. Normally you be lifted down by someone but i decide to jump down on my own, being the big lad that i am.
I jump down but didnt see the small hooks which are used to hold on the sides of the trailer. I jump and catch my short trousers on this small hook and rip both my short trousers and y fronts. I of course run off home and i leave a field full of people in sitches laughing at me.

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