Urban legends

Sam Vimes · 23-04-2007 11:20AM

Alter-Ego wrote:

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23-04-2007 11:33AM

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d-redser · 23-04-2007 11:33AM

royaldutch wrote:

I heard this weird Urban Legend. There was a girl who met a guy in a club. They hit it off and went back to hers to do the bold thing. After a night of passion she awakes to find her conquest gone. He didn't even leave his phone number.

Some days had past and she didn't feel quite right in the vaginal department, so a trip to the clinic was in order. After a brief exam, the doc left the room and returned twenty minutes later with the Gardaí. She was arrested and taken to the station for an interview. At this point she hasn't a clue as to what was going on. She was questioned about her itch and she told them about the guy she had been with in the club.

It turns out that the poor young lady had caught a nasty bug from the guy (bug is used loosely here, could have been bacterial or viral?). A bug that is only found on dead bodies. The dirty b*****d was into necrophilia and had passed a bug onto the poor young girl.

In the end the Gardaí caught up with the guy. He worked in a morgue.

This one is quite frightenly true...

It happened two years ago to my cousin's friend.

It was her boyfriend who gave her the "disease/infection" which only grows on dead bodies. She went to the doc, the doc referred her to a consultant who then referred her to another top consultant who clarified what it was and told her. She was devastated and went to the guards on the way home and her boyf who works in a well known undertakers was arrested... He was admitted to a special hospital in Dundrum!!

Fecking scary tho...

Dreamer 7 · 23-04-2007 11:40AM

The one with the Irish girl living in Turkey, finds a dog sniffing around outside her apartment, she befirends the dog as she is lonely so far from home etc. Dog becomes her best mate they watch tv together, she bathes him, hell the even sleep in the same bed.
Girl starts to feel sick, temperature etc goes to the doctor and the can't figure out what it is. She is admitted to hosp and as she has no friends etc a person from the hospital goes to her apartment to pick up nightdress etc for her.
When he returns to the hospital he tells the docs he had to call pest control to the house as there was a giant sewer rat in her bed!!!!!!!!! not a dog after all then. Girl becomes anorexic because she is so sickened by this and cant bear to touch or eat anything since
The End

DarkJager · 23-04-2007 11:57AM

Anybody heard the one about the mudcrabs??? I'm going to put it in a spoiler cause its pretty ****in sick:

A woman decided to be a bit kinky one day and bought a lobster from a fish market. Her intention was to use it as a sex toy. So later that night she's laying in the bath, using the lobster to pleasure herself. Gets out of the bath, dries off and goes to bed. Gets up the next day fine but half way through work she starts getting unreal pains in her stomach. She takes the rest of the day off and goes home. She goes into the toilet as she thinks it might just be constipation. Her friend finds her dead on the bathroom floor 2 days later. And in the toilet?? 12 dead mudcrabs. She supposedly got impregnated by the lobster as it was carrying these eggs around in its tail.

neacy69 · 23-04-2007 12:02PM

Zillah wrote:

Did he have a big glowing thing on the roof? Cos otherwise these doesn't seem to make sense...

same thing happened to me one night when stopped at the traffic lights...some bloke jumped thinkin i was a taxi. He was really pissed so i had to push him out of the car and back onto the street!
usually lock the doors when I'm driving now.....

dellas1979 · 23-04-2007 04:12PM

Some of these are so funny. The one with the s*it bag!hahahahaha.
Others are just plain gross.

ANarcho-Munk · 23-04-2007 04:14PM

d-redser wrote:

This one is quite frightenly true...

It happened two years ago to my cousin's friend.

It was her boyfriend who gave her the "disease/infection" which only grows on dead bodies. She went to the doc, the doc referred her to a consultant who then referred her to another top consultant who clarified what it was and told her. She was devastated and went to the guards on the way home and her boyf who works in a well known undertakers was arrested... He was admitted to a special hospital in Dundrum!!

Fecking scary tho...

A freind of my brothers told me that one before, wasn't entirely sure it was true.:(

Its madness.

boneless · 23-04-2007 10:02PM

My favourite one is that there is a place in "cyber space" called the "internet" where people can swop stories and "urban legends". How thick do they think we are?

By the way, kittens are better for the microwave.

Sam Vimes · 23-04-2007 10:39PM

DarkJager wrote:

Anybody heard the one about the mudcrabs??? I'm going to put it in a spoiler cause its pretty ****in sick:
A woman decided to be a bit kinky one day and bought a lobster from a fish market. Her intention was to use it as a sex toy. So later that night she's laying in the bath, using the lobster to pleasure herself. Gets out of the bath, dries off and goes to bed. Gets up the next day fine but half way through work she starts getting unreal pains in her stomach. She takes the rest of the day off and goes home. She goes into the toilet as she thinks it might just be constipation. Her friend finds her dead on the bathroom floor 2 days later. And in the toilet?? 12 dead mudcrabs. She supposedly got impregnated by the lobster as it was carrying these eggs around in its tail.

if she was found dead, how does anyone know that she had pains in her stomach or that she thought she had constipation?

yes it is an urban legend which is debunked on snopes

Stark · 23-04-2007 10:42PM

Commander Vimes wrote:

yes it is an urban legend which is debunked on snopes

Excellent.

*goes back to using a lobster as a sextoy*

Mellor · 24-04-2007 02:05AM

Dreamer 7 wrote:

The one with the Irish girl living in Turkey, finds a dog sniffing around outside her apartment, she befirends the dog as she is lonely so far from home etc. Dog becomes her best mate they watch tv together, she bathes him, hell the even sleep in the same bed.
Girl starts to feel sick, temperature etc goes to the doctor and the can't figure out what it is. She is admitted to hosp and as she has no friends etc a person from the hospital goes to her apartment to pick up nightdress etc for her.
When he returns to the hospital he tells the docs he had to call pest control to the house as there was a giant sewer rat in her bed!!!!!!!!! not a dog after all then. Girl becomes anorexic because she is so sickened by this and cant bear to touch or eat anything since
The End

isn't that from married with children, peggy had a pet dog as a kid, that was really a rat

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