Ways in which men are superior..

dr.bollocko · 19-04-2007 12:23PM

Oh yeah, and we earn more money, are stronger, have bigger brains, bigger balls, fight all the wars, run the world, invent all the stuff, worry about all the science stuff, put people on the moon and into space, write all the best books, make all the best movies, understand that shoes are devices designed to be comfortable, not foot-prisons preventing walking, and have the ability to pee without sitting on a toilet with the seat up, getting your arse all wet like a total fecking eejit, and then yelling at someone because you are too dumb to put down a toilet seat.

jester77 · 19-04-2007 12:46PM

We can drink more and not fall over.
We are proud of our beer bellies and don't go round asking our friends "does my belly look big in this shirt?"
We fart out loud and are not ashamed of it.
We don't cry when we are drunk.

Degsy · 19-04-2007 12:49PM

Icequeen wrote:

And for all these "superiorities" we can still make you grovel like dogs just by dressing as a schoolgirl

I'm sure the payoff isnt all one way..at least with a uniform you dont have to dither for hours over two identical ourtfits.

Icequeen · 19-04-2007 12:55PM

dr.bollocko wrote:

Oh yeah, and we earn more money, are stronger, have bigger brains, bigger balls, fight all the wars, run the world, invent all the stuff, worry about all the science stuff, put people on the moon and into space, write all the best books, make all the best movies, understand that shoes are devices designed to be comfortable, not foot-prisons preventing walking, and have the ability to pee without sitting on a toilet with the seat up, getting your arse all wet like a total fecking eejit, and then yelling at someone because you are too dumb to put down a toilet seat.

And yet still the minute yous get the slightest flu it's blown out of all proportion, you'd swear you's have the ebola virus and Anthrax mixed and you're dying and we're expected to spend all night babying yous and rubbing your toochies. It's a slight case of the sniffles boys, grow up!!

dr.bollocko · 19-04-2007 12:58PM

When men get sick its a real illness. Something women wouldnt know anything about. Once a woman accidentally caught a common cold off some poor bloke, I think it was in Bangladesh. She was dead within the hour.
We dont moan about hangnails and headaches and broken nails and sore feet and period pain and why nobody is listening to our moaning and why the cushions dont smell as nice as they used to. And we dont go making a big deal out of nonsense like child birth either. So dont give me no crap about men moaning about being ill.
We do that to give ye something to do cos everyone knows that women cant talk and do basic household tasks at the sametime. Not with the muzzle on anyway.

Icequeen · 19-04-2007 01:00PM

Degsy wrote:

I'm sure the payoff isnt all one way..at least with a uniform you dont have to dither for hours over two identical ourtfits.

What if we have two uniforms? and then theres white or black sockens, high heels or leather boots, pigtails or ponytail....the list goes on

matt-dublin · 19-04-2007 01:06PM

im going to be the anarchist here wemon are the greater sex, because they give birth to man

dr.bollocko · 19-04-2007 01:08PM

Get Out!!!!!!!

Degsy · 19-04-2007 01:14PM

matt-dublin wrote:

im going to be the anarchist here wemon are the greater sex, because they give birth to man

*Banned*

matt-dublin · 19-04-2007 01:25PM

ha ha ha if you read it properly you'd understand

biko · 19-04-2007 01:28PM

Men are greater than women because when faced with a task we know that if we put enough effort into it we can most likely fix it.

On the other foot, lots of guys I know are useless without their mammys or girlfriends to pick up after them and general ground support.

Icequeen · 19-04-2007 01:43PM

We don't blubber like little girls over sporting events.

We look good in your clothes.

We can pratice kissing at on our best friends at 15 and not spend the rest of our lives worrying if we are gay.

Two words: Multiple Orgasms

Although probably not from any of yous

daiixi · 19-04-2007 01:54PM

Karl Hungus wrote:

How many of these people are women? Eh? Not very many I can say with some sense of great certainty. Miniscule infact!

Why would I bother inventing something when I can get a man to do it? I have much better things to do with my time like get my hair/nails done, shop, drink wine, gossip with the girls... Silly boy.

dr.bollocko · 19-04-2007 01:59PM

Oh god. Where did these people come from? It must be the magnetic sexual energy of our forum. Drawing em in like flies.

Icequeen · 19-04-2007 02:00PM

daiixi wrote:

I have much better things to do with my time like get my hair/nails done, shop, drink wine, gossip with the girls... Silly boy.

AND get yous to pay for it all

jester77 · 19-04-2007 02:03PM

dr.bollocko wrote:

Oh god. Where did these people come from? It must be the magnetic sexual energy of our forum. Drawing em in like flies.

It's the belly brothers, they give off sex pheromones that draws the women in.

Icequeen · 19-04-2007 02:04PM

dr.bollocko wrote:

Oh god. Where did these people come from? It must be the magnetic sexual energy of our forum. Drawing em in like flies.

No there was just an awful smell of bull**** so we thought one of yous had soiled yourselves while pissed again and of course we'd have to clean it and then never mention it again because god knows we'd hate to shatter that fragile illusion you all have of how macho you actually are

dr.bollocko · 19-04-2007 02:05PM

Yeah good luck with that.
You really dont understand the type of people that post in this particular forum at all.
Swift round of temporary bannings for attempted arguing?
Anyone?
MO-hod? Where are you?

dr.bollocko · 19-04-2007 02:05PM

Sure, she'll clean up a load of ****e, but just ask her once for anal and she will never shut up, or sit down, for a week.

jester77 · 19-04-2007 02:06PM

Icequeen wrote:

No there was just an awful smell of bull**** so we thought one of yous had soiled yourselves while pissed again and of course we'd have to clean it and then never mention it again because god knows we'd hate to shatter that fragile illusion you all have of how macho you actually are

Macho

We are but manly men but we never mentioned macho! But fair play for cleaning up the mess again. Now grab us a beer from the fridge

Icequeen · 19-04-2007 02:15PM

dr.bollocko wrote:

Yeah good luck with that.
You really dont understand the type of people that post in this particular forum at all.
Swift round of temporary bannings for attempted arguing?
Anyone?

Awww are you getting all upset now cause you're getting beaten by a girl? Which brings me to my next point, nothing you say to me on this thread will in anyway affect me as a person but everytime I post something thats true it knocks 1 centimeter of your percieved notion of how "long" you are and makes you less of a man, of course you would never admit this to your friends (cause...that'd be gay) but you know it's true

Icequeen · 19-04-2007 02:16PM

dr.bollocko wrote:

Sure, she'll clean up a load of ****e, but just ask her once for anal and she will never shut up, or sit down, for a week.

The reason for that is we already have a pain the the ass, we don't need another!

dr.bollocko · 19-04-2007 02:27PM

Hey you can give me a beating any time you want honey.
With your little girl hands that will always turn me on.
Did she say anything else important guys?
I was distracted by the sweater meat...

And if you want me to feel less like a man, why dont you just force me into a committed long term relationship with you? I tell you I'd be in no-mans-land inside two hours, chewing my own balls off delightedly, hoping that death comes soon.
But thats just me, Im a feminist you see. Others mightnt last as long.

Icequeen · 19-04-2007 02:34PM

dr.bollocko wrote:

Hey you can give me a beating any time you want honey.
With your little girl hands that will always turn me on.
Did she say anything else important guys?
I was distracted by the sweater meat...

Pity I couldn't say the same about your Trouser meat...

And if you want me to feel less like a man, why dont you just force me into a committed long term relationship with you? I tell you I'd be in no-mans-land inside two hours, chewing my own balls off delightedly, hoping that death comes soon.
But thats just me, Im a feminist you see. Others mightnt last as long.

Ironically that's the only way I'd actually consider a commited long term relationship with you.

matt-dublin · 19-04-2007 02:44PM

children children children.

no icequeen, as dr. bollocko is obviously right here, you should go to the fridge, get him a beer, order him a curry fried rice and chips and ensure he pats you on the ass as your apology to him

Zaph · 19-04-2007 02:46PM

Icequeen wrote:

you'd swear you's have the ebola virus and Anthrax mixed

I had ebola and anthrax once. Jaysus that was an awful week, but liberal doses of hot whiskeys sorted me out.

dr.bollocko · 19-04-2007 02:50PM

Stupid chicken. My trouser meat? Sher even I havent seen that in years.
(Its the overhanging man-made sun-shade, not size issues btw)

biko · 19-04-2007 02:51PM

Icequeen wrote:

The reason for that is we already have a pain the the ass, we don't need another!

Isn't it the same one? XD

frizzefreckles · 19-04-2007 02:56PM

jester77 wrote:

We don't cry when we are drunk.

some of ye do

dr.bollocko · 19-04-2007 02:59PM

Icequeen wrote:

Ironically that's the only way I'd actually consider a commited long term relationship with you.

I'll pick you up friday at eight love.
I'll be the one in the tuxedo tee-shirt with the mustard stain on the left lapel.

Ways in which men are superior..

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