The funniest thing I've done in quite some time.

So Glad · 18-04-2007 07:25PM #1

I had just come out of a music studio in town and was heading down to a shop with a two friends and the sun hit me and I needed to sneeze really fast, so I sneezed really quick to my left and kept walking. I looked again and saw some blonde wommin brushing off her face. I had sneezed right in her face! I didn't even say sorry at first, I just cracked up laughing, same as my mates did. Then she said "Was that a chat-up line?" to which I replied "No, but did it work?" (because she was hawt)......she said "No."....

Thank God it wasn't a dirty snotty one, and if she is reading this, thanks for not slapping me across that face.

Thanks,

Dav

connundrum · 18-04-2007 07:34PM

You should have asked for her number. In some cultures that is seen as a mating ritual, she probably swooned right after

18-04-2007 07:35PM

you should have licked it off

18-04-2007 07:35PM

what the hell I only posted once

edit never mind: there were 6 posts of the same thing a second ago

scojones · 18-04-2007 07:36PM

That's disgusting. Sneeze into your hands / tissue in future.

So Glad · 18-04-2007 07:43PM

scojones wrote:

That's disgusting. Sneeze into your hands / tissue in future.

I had no time, it just spurted out, so I tilted my head to the left real quick and let one out. I'm glad it was a hot chick though. My mucus was not wasted.

Dave! · 18-04-2007 07:47PM

You vile animal

Jesus Wept · 18-04-2007 07:50PM

There is nothing remotely funny about it, and if that's the funniest thing you've done in a long time, you must be painfully unfunny.

ferdi · 18-04-2007 07:50PM

ah come on grumpy pants! its pretty funny!

So Glad · 18-04-2007 07:50PM

The-Rigger wrote:

There is nothing remotely funny about it, and if its the funniest thing you've done in a long time, you must be painfully unfunny.

Well she found it funny, don't see why you don't. Maybe you'd like for me to do it to you?

connundrum · 18-04-2007 07:52PM

The-Rigger wrote:

There is nothing remotely funny about it, and if that's the funniest thing you've done in a long time, you must be painfully unfunny.

Who's a bit of a Moaning Michael then

Jesus Wept · 18-04-2007 07:56PM

connundrum wrote:

Who's a bit of a Moaning Michael then

Not at all, sneezing in someones face is fúcking disgusting, no matter what way you cut it.

So Glad · 18-04-2007 08:00PM

The-Rigger wrote:

Not at all, sneezing in someones face is fúcking disgusting, no matter what way to cut it.

Did I say it wasn't a snotty one? I was all wind. She didn't slap me, so it's all good.

Degsy · 18-04-2007 08:08PM

If you'd have done it to me,you wouldnt be able to type your "funny" stories for months

So Glad · 18-04-2007 08:13PM

Well if you look like that guy from Apocalypto who's in your sig, then no, no I would be saying any more funny stories.

Smellyirishman · 18-04-2007 08:17PM

Rigger, it's OK, she joked at it.

If she had started breaking down into tears, or it happened to someone not so appreciative of a face full of crap (probably most of us), then it wouldn't be funny.

Although I think it's more unbelievable than funny, I can't imagine anyone being accepting of that.

copacetic · 18-04-2007 08:21PM

So Glad wrote:

I had just come out of a music studio in town and was heading down to a shop with a two friends and the sun hit me and I needed to sneeze really fast, so I sneezed really quick to my left and kept walking. I looked again and saw some blonde wommin brushing off her face. I had sneezed right in her face! I didn't even say sorry at first, I just cracked up laughing, same as my mates did. Then she said "Was that a chat-up line?" to which I replied "No, but did it work?" (because she was hawt)......she said "No."....

Thank God it wasn't a dirty snotty one, and if she is reading this, thanks for not slapping me across that face.

Thanks,

Dav

how is this funny? feckin disgusting i can see, but funny? what was the really funny thing you did before this a long while back, piss on someone?

how did you have time to turn to the side but not have time to just raise your hand to your face? are your sneezes normally 'too fast' for you to react to?

is this really what passes for a 'funny' story these days? You should just make something up if feeling a desperate need to post in future, you'll look like less of a saddo. but make sure you start off mentioning you just left the studio every time, that useless detail really makes you look cool. well done son.

So Glad · 18-04-2007 08:23PM

copacetic wrote:

how is this funny? feckin disgusting i can see, but funny? what was the really funny thing you did before this a long while back, piss on someone?

how did you have time to turn to the side but not have time to just raise your hand to your face? are your sneezes normally 'too fast' for you to react to?

is this really what passes for a 'funny' story these days? You should just make something up if feeling a desperate need to post in future, you'll look like less of a saddo. but make sure you start off mentioning you just left the studio every time, that useless detail really makes you look cool. well done son.

Well then my job is well done.

Lazare · 18-04-2007 08:25PM

connundrum wrote:

Who's a bit of a Moaning Michael then

Have to agree with The Rigger, I don't find it particularly disgusting, it's just devoid of any sort of humour.

Lazare · 18-04-2007 08:26PM

copacetic wrote:

but make sure you start off mentioning you just left the studio every time, that useless detail really makes you look cool. well done son.

Now that's funny.

Degsy · 18-04-2007 08:52PM

Lazare wrote:

Have to agree with The Rigger, I don't find it particularly disgusting, it's just devoid of any sort of humour.

And for some reason,intensely annoying too...it must be that bit about the music studio..

ferdi · 19-04-2007 04:57PM

Degsy wrote:

If you'd have done it to me,you wouldnt be able to type your "funny" stories for months

jesus, you sound like a well balanced individual there mate, what would you have done? broken his fingers? its an accident ffs.

So Glad · 19-04-2007 05:16PM

Yes also, the whole "leaving the music studio" fiasco is just story telling, saying where I was coming from to where I was destine to get at. I'm sure if I said I was coming from Burger King you wouldn't care. But thanks for thinking I'm cool.

DarkJager · 19-04-2007 05:40PM

It would have been classier if you have a pocket **** and shot a pearl necklace over her....Thats a ****in chat up line!!

So Glad · 19-04-2007 05:48PM

DarkJager wrote:

It would have been classier if you have a pocket **** and shot a pearl necklace over her....Thats a ****in chat up line!!

Pearl Necklace! You stole that from Podge Agus Rodge, didn't yeh? Anyways, fair play!

DarkJager · 19-04-2007 05:49PM

Pearl Necklaces have been around for centuries since the dawn of time....

So Glad · 19-04-2007 05:51PM

That they have, that they have.

im_invisible · 19-04-2007 05:52PM

OMG you just had 1/8th of an orgasm all over her face!!

So Glad · 19-04-2007 05:55PM

By accident on purpose.

mp3guy · 19-04-2007 06:08PM

Heh, although the initial topic isn't that funny, while it is amusing, what is moreso is the righteous boards.ie members condemning the OP.

Rb · 19-04-2007 06:14PM

Lazare wrote:

Now that's funny.

Agreed.

SoGlad wrote:

saying where I was coming from to where I was destine to get at

Lies.

Don't find the story particularly amusing myself, quite disgusting tbh even though it was apparently only, to quote the OP, "wind", despite him saying she was wiping it off her face afterwards.

The funniest thing I've done in quite some time.

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