Worst wake-up call ever?

jor el · 16-04-2007 10:56AM

Ruu wrote:

Tornado warning sirens going off, so loud:( *covers ears* Happens every Tuesday of every month (for test purposes)

So what happens if there's an actual tornado on a Tuesday then? Will everyone assume it's just a drill and go back to bed? That could be some wake up when your roof flies off and you end up visiting the Wizard.

looksee wrote:

Emerging from a tent having put it up in the dusk the previous night only to discover the nice little clearing near the river was on a hippo trail.

imeatingchips wrote:

I tore back the duvet and there sat the biggest cockroach I've ever even across my lap and balls

You see, this is exactly why I like Ireland.

Rabies · 16-04-2007 11:22AM

while working at a summer camp in america I woke up to see a kid in the bunk above the other counselor having a **** :eek:
not much i could do or say. just closed my eyes and ears and went back to sleep.

5starpool · 16-04-2007 11:48AM

zuutroy wrote:

Haha...excellent one....I hate cockroaches more than any other living thing

I didn't know that cockroaches could fly until I went to Queensland. What a shock that wsa to me first time. I thought it was bad enough they scuttled all over the palce, but flying too? Ugh. Horrible things.

Willymuncher · 16-04-2007 11:58AM

Ruu wrote:

Tornado warning sirens going off, so loud:( *covers ears* Happens every Tuesday of every month (for test purposes)

Its worse being woken by a real warning, scared the bejaysus out of me a few weeks ago when one ripped right through here, wasn't sure what to do or what to expect.

zuutroy · 16-04-2007 12:06PM

Willymuncher wrote:

Its worse being woken by a real warning, scared the bejaysus out of me a few weeks ago when one ripped right through here, wasn't sure what to do or what to expect.

Didn't know Oklahoma was a tornado hot-spot. Nearly got into a spot of bother when I was there years ago. Ended up in this place called Sherlocks, and the locals didnt take to kindly to the Irish? Know it?

0ubliette · 16-04-2007 12:15PM

Man i get wasps in my bedroom EVERY summer. I dont know where the f*ckers come from, but im so used to it now, that no matter how deeply asleep i am, as soon as i hear that buzz im up and out of bed like a light.
Worst ever wake up call was about 18, brought some absolute munter home from the pub, i was so drunk when i woke up id totally forgotten about it. Sat up in bed, my head is banging, and i think 'why the f*ck am i in my parents bed??' Look to my left, see said munter, and let out a groan of 'ohhhhhh f*ck'. I think she heard it too tbh...

Willymuncher · 16-04-2007 12:21PM

zuutroy wrote:

Didn't know Oklahoma was a tornado hot-spot. Nearly got into a spot of bother when I was there years ago. Ended up in this place called Sherlocks, and the locals didnt take to kindly to the Irish? Know it?

I've seen the place but I've never been, it doesn't surprise me one bit the welcome that you got though...I find it pretty hard to fit in here, want to move state asap.

Dave! · 16-04-2007 04:48PM

frizzefreckles wrote:

Boyfriend decided to be nice and bring me in a cup of tea one morning when he was calling me, but he tripped and spilt the tea all over me. Not the nicest wake up call I've had.

Hah, reminds me of when I was younger on a plane going to Spain with my family. The stewardess was offering tea, so I obliged. She filled the plastic cup and gave it back to me. I was at the window and my sister was beside me.

The tea was hot, as my sister was soon to discover, as it landed all over her

That's a pretty unpleasant wake-up call!

Ruu_Old · 16-04-2007 04:54PM

jor el wrote:

So what happens if there's an actual tornado on a Tuesday then? Will everyone assume it's just a drill and go back to bed? That could be some wake up when your roof flies off and you end up visiting the Wizard.

You see, this is exactly why I like Ireland.

*snore* "Turn up the heat it is getting a bit nippy in here". It goes off at exactly 9am on the first Tuesday every month so if a tornado hits then, we're all ****ed.

Mrs. MacGyver · 16-04-2007 07:23PM

My cat kneading my scalp with his clws demanding to be fed at 7 am (for fe..k's sake i was loving opposite the school and could have crawled out at 10 to nine) Never had a lie in cause of him.

The worst was when i was rudly woken by my mother to tell me about Princess Diana's death.

upmeath · 16-04-2007 08:41PM

Around 4 times a year we head down to Tramore for a monster session in a college friends house. Each and every night we get mangled, and more often than not, one of the following songs is heard belting out of the speakers before 10 the next morning:

Purely random:
Islamic "Call To Prayer"
The Tokens "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" (wee-ah-mumba-way!)

Hardcore/Gabber/Trance (never good for headaches!)
Klubbhoppers "Buddy Joe"
3 Steps Ahead "Gabbers Unite"
Eddie Halliwell "Such Is Life" or "Murder Was The Bass"

Emo/Indie (because only an arse or a trendy would like either genre nowadays!)
Anything by Rise Against, Something Corporate or Fallout Boy.

God I love Tramore.

markk06 · 16-04-2007 08:53PM

Worst wake up ever was waking up on the last morning of a ski trip and being in complete agony.. The day before i'd taken a bad fall and somehow managed to twist my testicle. Cue a lot of puking induced from the pain and a 2 hour ambuance journey in the snow... Followed by an operation and having to stay on my own in france for 4 days when EVERYONE else went home.

I win!

(Lads: to get an idea of the pain imagine the initial first two seconds of pain from a kick in the balls that goes right into your stomach just before the pain subsides... then take away the pain fading and instead of 2-3 seconds imagine it for seven hours
Ladies: Forget childbirth... this you will never understand)

zuutroy · 16-04-2007 09:28PM

Sounds horrendous....Did you get the amazing 'the pain is gone' euphoria at the end? Hope you were wearing clean undies!

markk06 · 16-04-2007 09:46PM

zuutroy wrote:

Sounds horrendous....Did you get the amazing 'the pain is gone' euphoria at the end? Hope you were wearing clean undies!

No the pain is gone feeling was applied via anaesthetic

bolliwoodi · 17-04-2007 12:05AM

DaveMcG wrote:

and there he was dancing in victory on the window ledge.

ah ha ha ha:D i can see it now!

upmeath · 17-04-2007 12:44AM

markk06 wrote:

to get an idea of the pain imagine the initial first two seconds of pain from a kick in the balls that goes right into your stomach just before the pain subsides... then take away the pain fading and instead of 2-3 seconds imagine it for seven hours
Ladies: Forget childbirth... this you will never understand)

Winner alright, winner alright...

Lazare · 17-04-2007 05:03PM

scojones wrote:

Peter, wake up! Thomas died in a car crash last night. :eek:

A bat flew into my room one night. I didn't know wtf it was. I guess that's what I get for leaving the window open. I turned on the light after hearing something flying about the place, hopping off of everything. When I turned on the light the room was shaking like mad (not really, the light was shaking of course!). The ****er was about the size of my hand and he scared the **** out of me. I promptly turned off the light and slept on the couch. I still don't know if he's in there, I was moving house the following morning.

Have you checked the bathroom?

Victor · 17-04-2007 06:27PM

Went to bed about 4am after work on a Saturday night. Woken 7am Sunday morning (does such a time exist?) to find a mouse in the corner of my room.

Mr. Mouse met Mr. Umbrella.

18-04-2007 01:17AM

The headboard thumping me on the head and then seeing the fridge walk across the room:eek:

Then realised it was an earthquake... about a 5.5, I think,
I was on the fourth floor,
After the fridge stopped walking, I want back to sleep.

Lazare · 18-04-2007 01:20AM

Deleted User wrote:

The headboard thumping me on the head and then seeing the fridge walk across the room:eek:

Then realised it was an earthquake... about a 5.5, I think,
I was on the fourth floor,
After the fridge stopped walking, I want back to sleep.

In Athlone!? When was this? You sure you weren't on acid?

Cormic · 18-04-2007 10:13PM

Woke up one morning to see a VERY large spider looking back at me on my pillow. He said "Alright" and went on his merry way. It took me ages to get myself down off the ceiling.

LovelyTom · 18-04-2007 10:16PM

Fog Horn.... not only was it a horrible way to wake up but it ended up ruining my day....

Worst wake-up call ever?

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